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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
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Posted - 2014.02.27 02:09:00 -
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I apparently have women swoon at me all the time, joke's on them though! I'm totally and completely oblivious.
Dust: Someone complimented my stealth and apologized for killing me when I had them dead to rights and they spunsprayed me to death in my scout fit.
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
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Posted - 2014.02.27 02:42:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:I apparently have women swoon at me all the time, joke's on them though! I'm totally and completely oblivious.
Dust: Someone complimented my stealth and apologized for killing me when I had them dead to rights and they spunsprayed me to death in my scout fit. your life is as mine, but I notice, because when your own stepsister tries to **** you, afterwards you start to notice that ****.......
I wouldn't even know as much as I do if my friends didn't compliment my "monk-like" resolve. I don't resist their advances, I just don't get subtlety. But at least I'm "cute" according to the girls and my friends in the GSA. I get when a guy is coming onto me, mostly because they just come right out about what they want.
Oh, and I was once asked what salon I go to, by a guy, with a girl on his arm. That confused me.
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
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Posted - 2014.02.27 02:54:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:I apparently have women swoon at me all the time, joke's on them though! I'm totally and completely oblivious.
Dust: Someone complimented my stealth and apologized for killing me when I had them dead to rights and they spunsprayed me to death in my scout fit. your life is as mine, but I notice, because when your own stepsister tries to **** you, afterwards you start to notice that ****....... I wouldn't even know as much as I do if my friends didn't compliment my "monk-like" resolve. I don't resist their advances, I just don't get subtlety. But at least I'm "cute" according to the girls and my friends in the GSA. I get when a guy is coming onto me, mostly because they just come right out about what they want. Oh, and I was once asked what salon I go to, by a guy, with a girl on his arm. That confused me. umm, damn, I would be confused as well.
Ran it by my friends, they were confused. They also asked about the salon. I just wash it every once in a while.
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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