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Alternate Insano
SUICIDE SPITE SQUAD
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Posted - 2014.02.25 13:06:00 -
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How do I, because I'm the perfect candidate. 1. Have no friends who play. Beholden to noone. 2. Can readily identify game balance/gameplay issues. 3. Would actually like to see nothing but ultra close, win by the skin of your teeth, heart pounding, never know how it will turn out battles. 4. Think the game currently sucks.
Somebody tell me how this works
DUST 514 Super Scrub
Level 262 Forum Troll
Play, or play not. There is no balance.
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Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
1079
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Posted - 2014.02.25 13:09:00 -
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Sorry, but you need to be at least 12 years old to run. |
Aisha Ctarl
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
3561
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Posted - 2014.02.25 13:09:00 -
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Be a forum warrior - pretty much guaranteed to be voted in.
I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
1323
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Posted - 2014.02.25 13:12:00 -
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I'm not entirely sure but I do know it involves a meeting with the CEO and a donkey. Good luck!
Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!
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Flix Keptick
Red Star. EoN.
3479
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Posted - 2014.02.25 13:13:00 -
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To answer the title: you don't.
The community is the worst thing that ever happened to this game.
Scout // Tank driver // specialized tank destroyer
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steadyhand amarr
TeamPlayers Negative-Feedback
2366
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Posted - 2014.02.25 13:54:00 -
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You dont: you get voted in and its really just the most reconised communty menbers who stand a chance. Also its a second job so you really have to love dust.
Their are no perks to being a cpm just a lot of hate.
Hell i want to stand just so i can be the communtys target so the others can get on and do their job. After all brits make the best villens :-P
"i dont care about you or your goals, just show me the dam isk"
winner of EU squad cup
GOGO power rangers
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OliX PRZESMIEWCA
Bezimienni...
25
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Posted - 2014.02.25 13:57:00 -
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Send me isk I will show U how :) |
DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
11559
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Posted - 2014.02.25 14:00:00 -
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OliX PRZESMIEWCA wrote:Send me isk I will show U how :) I'll do it for the low price of 20 million ISK. I can show you all the ins and outs to raising your popularity and ensuring that when crunch time comes, you come out on top.
My fee pales in comparison to what you will gain from my knowledge.
Videos / Fiction
Closed Beta Vet; Incubus Pilot
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Knight Solitaire
Brutor Vanguard Minmatar Republic
344
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Posted - 2014.02.25 14:27:00 -
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You have to win the dance competition.
Corporation: Fatal Absolution
Alliance: General Tso's Alliance
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Obodiah Garro
Tech Guard RISE of LEGION
687
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Posted - 2014.02.25 15:06:00 -
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The key to being a CPM is being absolutely invisible and out of touch of what the player base actually wants. You sir seem already too capable to be considered for the CPM. |
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Zeylon Rho
Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
3561
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Posted - 2014.02.25 15:07:00 -
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To become CPM you have to murder a current CPM and take their place.
Dren and Templar equipment stats, wrong since release.
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Sgt Buttscratch
KILL-EM-QUICK
1814
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Posted - 2014.02.25 15:26:00 -
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to qualify for the CPM you needto stop playing dust, then claim to be up to date with ingame knowledge
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
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Shley Ashes
State Patriots
107
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Posted - 2014.02.25 15:31:00 -
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steadyhand amarr wrote:
Their are no perks to being a cpm just a lot of hate.
Hell i want to stand just so i can be the communtys target so the others can get on and do their job. After all brits make the best villains :-P
Yes ! so true
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Alternate Insano
SUICIDE SPITE SQUAD
180
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Posted - 2014.02.25 21:20:00 -
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OliX PRZESMIEWCA wrote:Send me isk I will show U how :) I have 7 ISK, is this enough?
DUST 514 Super Scrub
Level 262 Forum Troll
Play, or play not. There is no balance.
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General John Ripper
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
18814
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Posted - 2014.02.25 21:22:00 -
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You need to be General John Ripper approved first.
So far, I do not approve.
My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Anarchide, Long Evity And this is why I am the #1 forum warrior
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
7537
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Posted - 2014.02.25 21:24:00 -
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Alternate Insano wrote:How do I, because I'm the perfect candidate. 1. Have no friends who play. Beholden to noone. 2. Can readily identify game balance/gameplay issues. 3. Would actually like to see nothing but ultra close, win by the skin of your teeth, heart pounding, never know how it will turn out battles. 4. Think the game currently sucks.
Somebody tell me how this works
You sound like from your posting a terrible candidate.
Please step down so better qualified people can actually be voted upon.
"Just know that though our enemies may only #YOLO, through God's grace we can #YOLF at his side." - Disciple of Kesha
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Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
2561
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Posted - 2014.02.25 21:25:00 -
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Hang out on IRC all day and have no strong opinions about something Info dumps full of theoretical nonsense will also help your image in the public eye
I'll start my own war, with hookers, and blackjack!
In fact forget the war and the blackjack.
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders Top Men.
2394
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Posted - 2014.02.25 21:53:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Be a forum warrior - pretty much guaranteed to be voted in. Not really... if say Contra Ban joe ran would you vote for him? Spkr? Beers? Hell 70% of the War Room? You've got a damn decent understanding of PC and FW. and decent IRL qualifications.
Listen
I'll change the song every week
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
7543
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Posted - 2014.02.25 21:54:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Be a forum warrior - pretty much guaranteed to be voted in. Not really... if say Contra Ban joe ran would you vote for him? Spkr? Beers? Hell 70% of the War Room? You've got a damn decent understanding of PC and FW. and decent IRL qualifications.
E.G having too much free time....
"Just know that though our enemies may only #YOLO, through God's grace we can #YOLF at his side." - Disciple of Kesha
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
10058
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Posted - 2014.02.25 21:56:00 -
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-10/10 would not vote for you.
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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Lance 2ballzStrong
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
4751
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Posted - 2014.02.25 21:58:00 -
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Sgt Buttscratch wrote:to qualify for the CPM you needto stop playing dust, then claim to be up to date with ingame knowledge
this is the truest answer here. There's a CPM member that disappeared for 6 months, not a word... last I heard he / she is going back up for CPM and will probably get in again
We know who I'm talking about
( ._.) <('.'<)
"There there Mr. Heavy, it's not your fault CCP doesn't care about you"
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Aero Yassavi
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
6875
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Posted - 2014.02.25 22:02:00 -
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In all seriousness, the guys at CCP should be shedding the light on everything CPM1-election related soon enough, so just hold tight and keep an eye out.
And regarding your "qualifications," 1. Don't like the game enough to encourage your friends to play? 2. Such as? 3. Close battles are fun but a team needs to be able to blow out the other team if they are simply better. 4. Can't find anything you like about the game? Huh
Mail me in game if interested in learning about the Amarr Empire and serving them in Faction Warfare.
Amarr Victor!
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders Top Men.
2394
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Posted - 2014.02.25 22:04:00 -
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Lance 2ballzStrong wrote:Sgt Buttscratch wrote:to qualify for the CPM you needto stop playing dust, then claim to be up to date with ingame knowledge this is the truest answer here. There's a CPM member that disappeared for 6 months, not a word... last I heard he / she is going back up for CPM and will probably get in again We know who I'm talking about Yay!!! Lance!
Listen
I'll change the song every week
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Lance 2ballzStrong
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
4751
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Posted - 2014.02.25 22:05:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:Lance 2ballzStrong wrote:Sgt Buttscratch wrote:to qualify for the CPM you needto stop playing dust, then claim to be up to date with ingame knowledge this is the truest answer here. There's a CPM member that disappeared for 6 months, not a word... last I heard he / she is going back up for CPM and will probably get in again We know who I'm talking about Yay!!! Lance!
( ._.) <('.'<)
"There there Mr. Heavy, it's not your fault CCP doesn't care about you"
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders Top Men.
2394
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Posted - 2014.02.25 22:06:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Be a forum warrior - pretty much guaranteed to be voted in. Not really... if say Contra Ban joe ran would you vote for him? Spkr? Beers? Hell 70% of the War Room? You've got a damn decent understanding of PC and FW. and decent IRL qualifications. E.G having too much free time.... Management, IT, Game Design, Marketing are the big ones that pop out as well as no lifers
Listen
I'll change the song every week
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders Top Men.
2394
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Posted - 2014.02.25 22:08:00 -
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,
Listen
I'll change the song every week
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Alternate Insano
SUICIDE SPITE SQUAD
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Posted - 2014.02.26 01:00:00 -
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Aero Yassavi wrote:In all seriousness, the guys at CCP should be shedding the light on everything CPM1-election related soon enough, so just hold tight and keep an eye out.
And regarding your "qualifications," 1. Don't like the game enough to encourage your friends to play? 2. Such as? 3. Close battles are fun but a team needs to be able to blow out the other team if they are simply better. 4. Can't find anything you like about the game? Huh Don't be obtuse. If what you wrote wasn't an ill attempt at a troll, well, it sucked. Seriously. Don't be a dumbass.
DUST 514 Super Scrub
Level 262 Forum Troll
Play, or play not. There is no balance.
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Alternate Insano
SUICIDE SPITE SQUAD
183
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Posted - 2014.02.26 01:06:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:True Adamance wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Be a forum warrior - pretty much guaranteed to be voted in. Not really... if say Contra Ban joe ran would you vote for him? Spkr? Beers? Hell 70% of the War Room? You've got a damn decent understanding of PC and FW. and decent IRL qualifications. E.G having too much free time.... Management, IT, Game Design, Marketing are the big ones that pop out as well as no lifers I fit under the no life catergory. Disabled via logging accident. Play DUST 50-60 hrs a week. Used to like COD but due to injuries reflexes not fast enough for ultra fast ttk anymore.
DUST 514 Super Scrub
Level 262 Forum Troll
Play, or play not. There is no balance.
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