DUST Search - Weirdest thing you've seen a Blue/Redberry doing

Bayeth Mal wrote:

I'll start with mine.

So we're playing a skirmish on the Ashland map and I'm by the Alpha/Delta CRU and start climbing the ladder to get on top of the pipes...

Thinking my usual ladder climbing thoughts, "I hope a sniper's not looking at me, I hope I don't get scanned, I hope one of the reds hasn't set a remote trap up there for me", ready to jump off at a moment's notice. And then I stop...

I didn't choose to stop, I got stopped...

I look up.

And there he is, a red minnie assault climbing DOWN the ladder... Shocked

I'm just sitting there speechless. It's never even occurred to me to do that, I didn't even realise you could.

No remote trap, no epic gun game, no brilliant tactics by any red has left me in such a state of confusion as this one.

At this point we're past the halfway mark, so he must have looked down and jumped onto the ladder without noticing my forge heavy climbing up.

With deft mind and quick wits I get the clever idea to start climbing down as well... but I cant...

I look down... and a blue Gal assault is now under my ass, presumably wondering WTF I'm doing... Virtually honking his horn wondering what's up with the traffic jam.

Finally my surprise passes and I remember my earlier thoughts. I jump off and SMG the red, clearing the way for the blue, who then proceeds up the ladder now that the blockage is gone, of the 3 of us I'm probably the only one who had any idea what happened.

That's one of my favourites, what are yours?
This should make for some Interesting reading.

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Bayeth Mal OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention 93	Posted - 2014.02.22 14:15:00 - [1] - Quote I'll start with mine. So we're playing a skirmish on the Ashland map and I'm by and Alpha/Delta CRU and start climbing the ladder to get on top of the pipes... Thinking my usual ladder climbing thoughts, "I hope a sniper's not looking at me, I hope I don't get scanned, I hope one of the reds hasn't set a remote trap up there for me", ready to jump off at a moment's notice. And then I stop... I didn't choose to stop, I got stopped... I look up. And there he is, a red minnie assault climbing DOWN the ladder... I'm just sitting there speechless. It's never even occurred to me to do that, I didn't even realise you could. No remote trap, no epic gun game, no brilliant tactics by any red has left me in such a state of confusion as this one. At this point we're past the halfway mark, so he must have looked down and jumped onto the ladder without noticing my forge heavy climbing up. With deft mind and quick wits I get the clever idea to start climbing down as well... but I cant... I look down... and a blue Gal assault is now under my ass, presumably wondering WTF I'm doing... Virtually honking his horn wondering what's up with the traffic jam. Finally my surprise passes and I remember my earlier thoughts. I jump off and SMG the red, clearing the way for the blue, who then proceeds up the ladder now that the blockage is gone, of the 3 of us I'm probably the only one who had any idea what happened. That's one of my favourites, what are yours? This should make for some Interesting reading.
Knight Solitaire Brutor Vanguard Minmatar Republic 316	Posted - 2014.02.22 14:23:00 - [2] - Quote I once walked up on a red that was hacking a LAV for no apparent reason, instead of killing him I sat beside him as he hacked it, after he finished the hack he saw me. We both looked at each other for a few seconds, and danced (Strafed), eventually he runs off and jumps into a pile of enemies. ;_; RIP Redberry Corp: Fatal Absolution Alliance: General Tso's Alliance Aim Assist = Persuers
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 73	Posted - 2014.02.22 14:24:00 - [3] - Quote A redberry let us ride on top of his tank. That was a fun day. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Scheneighnay McBob Learning Coalition College 4110	Posted - 2014.02.22 14:27:00 - [4] - Quote There was a group of reds sitting in a corner behind a turret, at the bottom of a ladder, for no apparent reason I am your scan error.
Cmdr Wolfe Carbon 7 CRONOS. 54	Posted - 2014.02.22 14:27:00 - [5] - Quote shooting at a player on the ground with an AR when we were on the towers at LINE HARVEST
Sgt Buttscratch KILL-EM-QUICK 1739	Posted - 2014.02.22 14:34:00 - [6] - Quote Probably the MLT starter fit guy who came flying towards myself and 4 others, all proto clad and ready, got to about 5m away, jumped out his MLT LAV and proceeded to recall it.. It was very awkward, we were all on comms silent, baffled.. I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Draxus Prime BurgezzE.T.F General Tso's Alliance 3187	Posted - 2014.02.22 15:01:00 - [7] - Quote a group of reds making a human pyramid.... "Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner" -Draxus Prime Closed Beta Vet Nova Knife Proficiency 5 \o/
IVIaster LUKE Shadow Company HQ Lokun Listamenn 358	Posted - 2014.02.22 15:14:00 - [8] - Quote I once saw Draxis Prime doing the Pee Wee Herman. . True story! "If you can dodge a Wrench, you can dodge a Duvolle"
Draxus Prime BurgezzE.T.F General Tso's Alliance 3189	Posted - 2014.02.22 15:16:00 - [9] - Quote IVIaster LUKE wrote: I once saw Draxis Prime doing the Pee Wee Herman. . True story! :o "Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner" -Draxus Prime Closed Beta Vet Nova Knife Proficiency 5 \o/
Chunky Munkey Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 3170	Posted - 2014.02.22 15:29:00 - [10] - Quote I was playing a tightly fought Skirmish match yesterday. We had hacked an objective and I was heading to stop the red who was counter hacking when I saw that a blueberry had snuck up behind him. Now, this is the point at which I comitted the cardinal sin of Dust - I trusted a blue to show common sense, and left him to kill this red. INSTEAD, he switched from his AR to HIS SCANNER, and proceeded to SCAN THE RED AT POINT BLANK RANGE. The red finished the hack, turned around, killed the blue & his friends, and we lost the match by 2 MCC bars. It was like listening to Sarah Palin. No.

TODDSTER024 Revive Repair Resupply 179	Posted - 2014.02.22 15:30:00 - [11] - Quote I tbag enemy tanks....
Spademan The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 799	Posted - 2014.02.22 15:33:00 - [12] - Quote Saw a blue mlt heavy try to nova knife a dropship once. I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Mac Dac Wraith Shadow Guards D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 473	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:06:00 - [13] - Quote it was on the map with the bridge in the middle and the city is to the left. Well my squad leader was between the null cannon and the crate, so i ran over to him and repeatedly spamed triangle (kneel). then another squadmate ran over and started to do the same thing, then a blue heavy came into the mix and my squadmate turned his attention to him. My squadmate and i continued to spam triangle until my squad leader started sparying his AR into the air. It was so funny... i even remember the surprise in another squadmate's voice when he stummbled opon our little meeting. "We should take care not to make intellect our god; it has, of course, strong muscles, but no personality" Albert Einste
Hoover Damn H.A.R.V.E.S.T. Legacy Rising 48	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:15:00 - [14] - Quote Spademan wrote: Saw a blue mlt heavy try to nova knife a dropship once. "This is a terrible fit." "Maybe. Only one way to find out!"
Crimson ShieId Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 89	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:19:00 - [15] - Quote Spademan wrote: Saw a blue mlt heavy try to nova knife a dropship once. The lv100 colonel has come to Dust WE'RE DOOMED, DOOMED I SAY! Sometimes I miss never seeing tanks in a battle... then I remember the mystical flying soma, and I can't help but smile.
PLAYSTTION GamersForChrist 48	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:38:00 - [16] - Quote The oddest thing I ever seen a blue do was something productive. I was on my own getting stomped back in beta, and run into a blue we somehow communicate by aiming and shooting, turning, jumping, we ran together to A on a skirmish map in beta the one with A B C and those spiky rocks and the road through the mountain, we run to A and save each other a few time while crossing the road. On the final stretch we sprint for A and he valiantly dies in combat and saves me by doing so and I manage to get to A and hack it. I didn't manage to get his name. -Open Beta Vet-13.7 mil sp- Laser+Flaylock Dust 514 recruitment link here
Turtle Hermit Roshi D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 153	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:43:00 - [17] - Quote Bayeth Mal wrote: I'll start with mine. So we're playing a skirmish on the Ashland map and I'm by the Alpha/Delta CRU and start climbing the ladder to get on top of the pipes... Thinking my usual ladder climbing thoughts, "I hope a sniper's not looking at me, I hope I don't get scanned, I hope one of the reds hasn't set a remote trap up there for me", ready to jump off at a moment's notice. And then I stop... I didn't choose to stop, I got stopped... I look up. And there he is, a red minnie assault climbing DOWN the ladder... I'm just sitting there speechless. It's never even occurred to me to do that, I didn't even realise you could. No remote trap, no epic gun game, no brilliant tactics by any red has left me in such a state of confusion as this one. At this point we're past the halfway mark, so he must have looked down and jumped onto the ladder without noticing my forge heavy climbing up. With deft mind and quick wits I get the clever idea to start climbing down as well... but I cant... I look down... and a blue Gal assault is now under my ass, presumably wondering WTF I'm doing... Virtually honking his horn wondering what's up with the traffic jam. Finally my surprise passes and I remember my earlier thoughts. I jump off and SMG the red, clearing the way for the blue, who then proceeds up the ladder now that the blockage is gone, of the 3 of us I'm probably the only one who had any idea what happened. That's one of my favourites, what are yours? This should make for some Interesting reading. the wierdest thing i saw was reading this Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for, welcome to New Eden. KAMEHAMEHA professional Heavy for hire
Sole Fenychs Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 221	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:56:00 - [18] - Quote PLAYSTTION wrote: The oddest thing I ever seen a blue do was something productive. I was on my own getting stomped back in beta, and run into a blue we somehow communicate by aiming and shooting, turning, jumping, we ran together to A on a skirmish map in beta the one with A B C and those spiky rocks and the road through the mountain, we run to A and save each other a few time while crossing the road. On the final stretch we sprint for A and he valiantly dies in combat and saves me by doing so and I manage to get to A and hack it. I didn't manage to get his name. Reminds me of the time when I knew that a sniper was sitting on a hill. I didn't know if I could navigate that terrain without getting caught, but there was a blue on top. I tried to motion for him to attack the sniper, but he didn't understand. So I climbed the hill, threw a grenade to the front of the sniper, ran around him and killed him from behind.
knight of 6 SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance 1480	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:10:00 - [19] - Quote Spademan wrote: Saw a blue mlt heavy try to nova knife a dropship once. I succeeded at it. w/ a scout of course. douchey DS pilot was trying to get road kills, he had a passenger who didn't get out. I nova knifed his passenger. to answer OP. the five point map with the bridge, our team took the three points out side the compound their team took the two points inside. the entire team sat in the compound "defending" the two points they had slowly losing the match. it became a sniper battle them never leaving the safety of the compound and us defending our 3 points while taking pock shots at them. utterly tarded match. GÇ£The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.GÇ¥ ~ Kurt Vonnegut Ko6, scout. CLOSED BETA VET
Glitch116 On The Brink CRONOS. 81	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:12:00 - [20] - Quote i once had a red berry land on top of my dership as i pasted under his MCC he some how managed to stay on top of my ship and for some reason he never jumped off i sat there for a bit before flying all the way to the top of the map and flipped my ship throwing him miles into the red zone the whole time he just sat there on my ship looking at me no clue what he wanted I AM THE KING OF THE BLASTER!!! deal with it

ALPHA DECRIPTER Dragon-Empire 754	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:14:00 - [21] - Quote Well this thread certainly helped my mood. Scout Tactician Dance puppets, DANCE!
Texs Red DUST University Ivy League 229	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:23:00 - [22] - Quote I was at Manus Peak and was taking a bunch of sniper fire from the hills behind objective C. I drove up and down the road looking for him but could only find blue snipers. Eventually we pulled out a proto scanner to find him, he was sitting in the hills right next to our blues not but 10 meters away. Apparently he thought he could blend in, and it actually work for a bit O.o
Crimson ShieId Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 93	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:32:00 - [23] - Quote Now that I think about it, it wasn't really weird, but funny as hell. Was on the bridge map (Domination) and had the enemy practically redlined. They didn't want to move up and I'd previously lost a scout suit to a sniper while trying to flank, so I grabbed my anti sniper fit and went after them. Unfortunately, they had me in their sights pretty quickly, my position wasn't that good so I kept having to peek out, take a shot, then duck away to avoid death. Got one sniper, but another still had a bead on me. One of my squad mates comes up (Technically a blueberry as he just joined randomly) and he's sitting there in the open, so I punch the guy in the face and immediately crouch down. Now we're both in the open in my squad mate keeps meleeing me for a few seconds before he gets shot by the sniper. I used that time to counter snipe the guy... so... blueberry was actually useful. Sometimes I miss never seeing tanks in a battle... then I remember the mystical flying soma, and I can't help but smile.
Zimander 0uter.Heaven 28	Posted - 2014.02.22 18:37:00 - [24] - Quote LAV with 3 red berths try to run me over when my but seen them been crush by my tank RDV priceless
Everything Dies Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 513	Posted - 2014.02.22 18:55:00 - [25] - Quote Was playing the bridge map (A=bridge, each MCC is closest to D and E, respectively) and, during the course of the match, I called in a blaster tank from the hills between the starting points for the D side. I drove down the hill headed towards D and, before I could turn on my scanner, I notice a red dot light up on the radar close to me. I look and spot a red sniper, crouched next to the hill at OUR redline and seemingly firing at/into our MCC. I parked a few feet from him and aimed the turret directly at him. He looked at me, then went back to scoping and shooting the MCC. He died a few seconds later to suicide. What the hell was that about??? Life is killing me.


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