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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1085
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Posted - 2014.02.22 00:16:00 -
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I figure this subject needs a list. Many people browse these hallowed halls known as the war room with great douchebaggery inside their hearts. It's time we called them out and give them credit for being so hated
Coming in at 10th place: STB leadership
If you don't know what I mean by that, ask Roman837 all about it. He even made a thread letting all their little secrets and backdoor deals come to light, and boy was it juicy. Would've soaked a ham in the amount of juicy details he released if I could. Honestly there was too much stuff for me to make a list of it.
At 9th place we have: Roman837
Yeah you're on this list too. And yes, it's because of airing their dirty laundry. It seemed to me comparable to recording somebody admiring their penis, and putting it on their college campus for everyone to see, and the internet and the news. and hijacking the tv waves and airing it during veggie tales and Barney, and nickelodeon.
The 8th place prize goes to OP himself: Derrith Erador
I'll be the first to admit that making a thread calling out douchebags for being douchebags is pretty douchy in and of itself. But I believe that I should be up here for more than that. First off, I specifically specced into forge because I like to waste people's money, then I use the scrambler, and I teabag people. And I make it no secret I can hold a grudge for a long time.
7th ribbon is now being handed out, the winner is: Zatara Rought
Zatara is without question, one of the few FC's in FA. He's even got his own catchphrase, "guys I need that help on alpha, where's my help guys?" And in pubs he spams the word "yo" and "clutch". Seriously, no one uses the term clutch anymore. I never even heard that term before I met Zatara. But on the real, outside of FCing, he's actually a cool dude, and I'm only saying that so I can get in his pants.
Can't think of anymore phrases, 6th place goes to: Mike Ruan
Not sure if anyone knows this guy, but he's the leader of PX1. I've been in at least 10 squads individually where the mere mention of PX1 will get near everyone in a fit of rage about they hate Pradox so much.But you have to hand it to him, getting on the crap list of nearly all big name corps since EON is no easy task. I personally was proud to be led under such a douche, few people could do the things he did, many tried. But none ever got to 10% of Molden heath. Many may hate PX1, but could you tick off this many people, ask yourself that.
Anyone looking forward to the weekend? 5th place: Zbroadway
This character has long since left the game and war room, but his douchebaggery was worthy to last the ages. Sadly his only two efforts at douchebaggery were at calling cubs a failure and say his wife absolutely hideous. His second attempt was with Zatara where he actually looked up his personal info and leaking it all over the war room. And then he turned around and started calling his wife hideous(personally I don't know what he's talking about) just like cubs.
Well, I'm having to do some digging. 4th place: Sota Pop
I have to give this guy some credit, he and Marauder are the only reasons I started watching anime again,(I couldn't handle the Inuyasha ending, it was that stupid I stopped watching anime for 5 years) but I still need to call him out for being a douche. This man has douche in his veins. His shenanigans on calling out AE and pretty much everyone else he feels like has earned him a space here, he also has more alts than a fat guy has chins.
Gah screw it, can't think of anything else. 3rd place: Arirana
Third place is awarded to this douche mainly because of his most famous exploit. Yes, his melee glitch. The amount of tears his fists produced is greater than anything ever produced in this war room. Besides that, he watches animated dirty movies (I may watch anime, but I have to agree with cubs on this, that stuff is nasty).
Wait, I found some catchphrases 2nd place: Djinn Rampage
Getting 2nd place as a douche is no small feat, he should feel proud. Rampage is nominated for being the poster boy smack talker for AE and as I've seen from his enemies, doesn't have the skill to back it up. Besides that, his posting talking crap to Kobrah about his baby killing thing is pretty douchey as much of the evidence he didn't find and made at least 5 threads about it after the fact. Plus the fact that some believe him to be racist.
And here is the person of the hour. The one who deserves top place, the one who out-douched everyone with extreme ease. And here he is: KING KOBRAH!!
I don't even know where to start with this guy. This guy is truly a unique specimen of douche. He can talk enough crap to choke a horse. You could beat this guy into the ground and make him go 3/20 in a PC and he'd still have the strength to tell you ain't crap. And what got him as top ten was easily his comments on QGs kid. And then afterwards making a corp called Fetal Abortions. But do you want to know what got him top place over all these guys? It's the fact that he doesn't even care, and still has the screw the haters mentality, when the haters list is quite lengthy. I honestly don't know whether to praise you for being so persistently douchey, or to chastise you for being top tier douche-bag.
Well that was the list. Thoughts? Recommendations? Runner ups? Tears? Fat girl jokes? Feel free to put them below.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
Now a level 1 forum warrior.
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Knight Solitaire
Brutor Vanguard Minmatar Republic
313
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Posted - 2014.02.22 00:19:00 -
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Nope, Zatara's Puppies, so cute. But they sabotaged our comms, clearly AE spies.
Corp: Fatal Absolution
Alliance: General Tso's Alliance
Aim Assist = Persuers
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Roman837
Dem Durrty Boyz Renegade Alliance
136
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Posted - 2014.02.22 00:50:00 -
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Jeeez..a tad harsh on me aint. Ya??? I tell the truth and I'm branded a douche? Meh, never one to turn down an award...
I'd like to accept this award, and I'd like to thank all the lovely ladies here tonight, you look beautiful, Judas, I love your dress. I'd like to thank all the Leadership of STB for your nominations...without your lack of ability to lead, I would never of had to step up and get **** done. Believe it or not, as tiring and thankless those months were, I truely enjoyed it. I'd like to thank FA for hosting these awards...don't know why you fellas hate me so much..but hey, its cool..I've only ever talked to 3 of yas lol. And last but not least...I'd like to thank the other nominees and award winners...9th place of all of Dust for douche bags isn't where I would have placed myself...but..its an honor(canadian spelt version with no u) to be amongst you. Call me?
Maple Syrup Drinking Canadian
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders Top Men.
2384
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Posted - 2014.02.22 00:59:00 -
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Not even honorable Mention to the true Douche? Patrick 57 He talks so much and it's annoying, wait...
Listen
I'll change the song every week
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Not Patrick57
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
24
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Posted - 2014.02.22 01:19:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:Not even honorable Mention to the true Douche? Patrick 57 He talks so much and it's annoying, wait... I know right? That guy's so damn annoying.....I just want to yell "STFU YOU GODDAMN LITTLE KID!!" |
Stiddlefaxq
Vherokior Combat Logistics Minmatar Republic
35
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Posted - 2014.02.22 01:36:00 -
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KOBRAH IN FIRST AGAIN #FIRSTPLACE #GGWUZEZ |
Free Beers
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
1884
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Posted - 2014.02.22 01:43:00 -
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It's disappointing that I didn't make the list. Pretty sure this time last year it would have been a tie between Mr Zitro and myself. I don't think any of the nubs in the list could even compare to us in our prime
[CCP]FoxFour> STFU beers[CCP]FoxFour> Erm
[CCP]FoxFour> I mean[CCP]FoxFour> shit
[CCP]FoxFour> you were defending me
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Superhero Rawdon
Chaotic-Intent General Tso's Alliance
168
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Posted - 2014.02.22 02:36:00 -
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this was epic
well done, sloth. well done.
i bleed chocolate milk........and poop batarangs
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Heimdallr69
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
1621
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Posted - 2014.02.22 02:59:00 -
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You put yourself on there but not me, I'm the arrogant ass..
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1090
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:09:00 -
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Free Beers wrote:It's disappointing that I didn't make the list. Pretty sure this time last year it would have been a tie between Mr Zitro and myself. I don't think any of the nubs in the list could even compare to us in our prime I haven't seen you in your prime, if it makes you feel any better, you would've made 11th place from what I've seen of you.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
Now a level 1 forum warrior.
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Heimdallr69
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
1621
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:11:00 -
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Free Beers wrote:It's disappointing that I didn't make the list. Pretty sure this time last year it would have been a tie between Mr Zitro and myself. I don't think any of the nubs in the list could even compare to us in our prime Look at this nerd
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1090
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:12:00 -
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Heimdallr69 wrote:You put yourself on there but not me, I'm the arrogant ass.. Because doing what I just did was douchey. You watch anime and I haven't seen you troll.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
Now a level 1 forum warrior.
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Fiddlestaxp
TeamPlayers Negative-Feedback
397
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:16:00 -
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I'd like to nominate everyone who called us out for locking districts. Those that are still around are in corps that are doing the exact same thing :D. Invariably actually. Funny how that works. They were just upset that they didn't have their own districts to lock :(. |
DJINN Marauder
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
4222
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:17:00 -
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Just for truth purposes, it wasn't broadway who put up the info of zatara's RL. zGaiboi (:P) may be a douche but he didn't put it up. He did however make fun of zatara for it
GôÉGô¥GôÿGô£Gôö > GôÉGô¢Gô¢
Gÿà¿When will dust get better?Gÿà
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Fiddlestaxp
TeamPlayers Negative-Feedback
397
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:19:00 -
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DJINN Marauder wrote:Just for truth purposes, it wasn't broadway who put up the info of zatara's RL. zGaiboi (:P) may be a douche but he didn't put it up. He did however make fun of zatara for it
I think we have different recollections of this. |
ScottyTheMatchMaking AI
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
39
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:20:00 -
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This thread made me laugh alot. The way this was writen made it sound like a competition. |
DJINN Marauder
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
4222
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:20:00 -
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Fiddlestaxp wrote:DJINN Marauder wrote:Just for truth purposes, it wasn't broadway who put up the info of zatara's RL. zGaiboi (:P) may be a douche but he didn't put it up. He did however make fun of zatara for it I think we have different recollections of this. How so?
GôÉGô¥GôÿGô£Gôö > GôÉGô¢Gô¢
Gÿà¿When will dust get better?Gÿà
Forum Warrior LV. 5 | Warframe is awesome! | PSN: I-NINJA-ALL-DAY
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Fiddlestaxp
TeamPlayers Negative-Feedback
398
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:23:00 -
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DJINN Marauder wrote:Fiddlestaxp wrote:DJINN Marauder wrote:Just for truth purposes, it wasn't broadway who put up the info of zatara's RL. zGaiboi (:P) may be a douche but he didn't put it up. He did however make fun of zatara for it I think we have different recollections of this. How so? Too lazy to actually find that thread, but I thought it was broadway who actually dug up the personal info. I think we both agree that he hammered on it for a while. |
Zatara Rought
Fatal Absolution
2285
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:48:00 -
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Broadway did it first, undead followed, one of the 2 started talking **** about my wife.
2 lazy to dig up buried ****. Both can go **** themselves. The epitome of rage hards who would go to any length once they've been trolled to get a rise because they suck at trolling back.
SMH
CEO Fatal Absolution
B3RT > PFBHz > TP > MHPD > IMP > F4TAL
Skype me @ Zatara.Rought
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bigolenuts
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
329
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Posted - 2014.02.22 04:08:00 -
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Z and undead are the main reasons I went to AE lol....To bad they don't play anymore..they always had some rude comment about someone and I liked that..
Oh, and Rampage is a racist. He calls my wife a ****. |
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Heimdallr69
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
1622
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Posted - 2014.02.22 04:16:00 -
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Zatara Rought wrote:Broadway did it first, undead followed, one of the 2 started talking **** about my wife.
2 lazy to dig up buried ****. Both can go **** themselves. The epitome of rage hards who would go to any length once they've been trolled to get a rise because they suck at trolling back.
SMH Lucky for everyone else idgaf about personal info if you troll me then congrats your personal **** will never be looked for by me..that's a line that shouldn't be crossed not even for ***** and giggles.
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Sir Snugglz
Red Star. EoN.
444
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Posted - 2014.02.22 05:22:00 -
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Im not on the list :(
-Luck is just one of my skills
Just because I make flying look easy doesn't mean it is
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1092
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Posted - 2014.02.22 05:46:00 -
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Sir Snugglz wrote:Im not on the list :( You haven't really done much of worth as douchey, being an ADS pilot doesn't cut it. It does however get you points.+-
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Arirana
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
450
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Posted - 2014.02.22 10:54:00 -
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How does watching hentai make one a douche?
The first part was more than enough to classify me as a douche, idk see why you felt the need to touch up on it with THAT of all things and say it in a way that makes me seem like a disturbed individual.
There are nasty hentai's out there, I personally can't even stand NTR, let alone the even more immoral and possibly illegal genres.
I have an ego?! O.O
The scales have fallen from my eyes.
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noob cavman
The New Age Outlaws WINMATAR.
658
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Posted - 2014.02.22 11:35:00 -
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Arirana wrote:How does watching hentai make one a douche?
The first part was more than enough to classify me as a douche, idk see why you felt the need to touch up on it with THAT of all things and say it in a way that makes me seem like a disturbed individual.
There are nasty hentai's out there, I personally can't even stand NTR, let alone the even more immoral and possibly illegal genres.
Vanilla FTW *\o/* NTR makes my heart bleed
I want to be a caveman!
Ccp: DENIED YOU DRUNK
British ninja cowboy
scout, logi, heavy
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1093
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:09:00 -
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Arirana wrote:How does watching hentai make one a douche?
The first part was more than enough to classify me as a douche, idk see why you felt the need to touch up on it with THAT of all things and say it in a way that makes me seem like a disturbed individual.
There are nasty hentai's out there, I personally can't even stand NTR, let alone the even more immoral and possibly illegal genres.
One would suspect that you are taking this a little too seriously.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
Now a level 1 forum warrior.
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ER-Bullitt
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
1076
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:44:00 -
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Good list, would read again. |
soulreaper73
PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies
733
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:55:00 -
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http://youtu.be/Hw1ncADC9KM
^ the douche bag song |
GG Was VeryEZ
Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.02.25 03:03:00 -
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I'd say it wasn't eZ to win this award, but I'd be lying
I'd love to give a speech but I need to go back home and refill rampages mom's water dish
Thank you. |
Crimson Moon V
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
303
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Posted - 2014.02.25 04:56:00 -
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King kobrah is #1??? Oh you young ones have never heard of regynum and protoman. The OG baby killers. Oh the butthurt. That day everyones cups overflowed with tears. |
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