Derrith Erador
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Posted - 2014.02.22 00:16:00 -
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I figure this subject needs a list. Many people browse these hallowed halls known as the war room with great douchebaggery inside their hearts. It's time we called them out and give them credit for being so hated
Coming in at 10th place: STB leadership
If you don't know what I mean by that, ask Roman837 all about it. He even made a thread letting all their little secrets and backdoor deals come to light, and boy was it juicy. Would've soaked a ham in the amount of juicy details he released if I could.
Honestly there was too much stuff for me to make a list of it.
At 9th place we have: Roman837
Yeah you're on this list too. And yes, it's because of airing their dirty laundry. It seemed to me comparable to recording somebody admiring their penis, and putting it on their college campus for everyone to see, and the internet and the news. and hijacking the tv waves and airing it during veggie tales and Barney, and nickelodeon.
The 8th place prize goes to OP himself: Derrith Erador
I'll be the first to admit that making a thread calling out douchebags for being douchebags is pretty douchy in and of itself. But I believe that I should be up here for more than that. First off, I specifically specced into forge because I like to waste people's money, then I use the scrambler, and I teabag people. And I make it no secret I can hold a grudge for a long time.
7th ribbon is now being handed out, the winner is: Zatara Rought
Zatara is without question, one of the few FC's in FA. He's even got his own catchphrase, "guys I need that help on alpha, where's my help guys?" And in pubs he spams the word "yo" and "clutch". Seriously, no one uses the term clutch anymore. I never even heard that term before I met Zatara. But on the real, outside of FCing, he's actually a cool dude, and I'm only saying that so I can get in his pants. 
Can't think of anymore phrases, 6th place goes to: Mike Ruan
Not sure if anyone knows this guy, but he's the leader of PX1. I've been in at least 10 squads individually where the mere mention of PX1 will get near everyone in a fit of rage about they hate Pradox so much.But you have to hand it to him, getting on the crap list of nearly all big name corps since EON is no easy task. I personally was proud to be led under such a douche, few people could do the things he did, many tried. But none ever got to 10% of Molden heath. Many may hate PX1, but could you tick off this many people, ask yourself that.
Anyone looking forward to the weekend? 5th place: Zbroadway
This character has long since left the game and war room, but his douchebaggery was worthy to last the ages. Sadly his only two efforts at douchebaggery were at calling cubs a failure and say his wife absolutely hideous. His second attempt was with Zatara where he actually looked up his personal info and leaking it all over the war room. And then he turned around and started calling his wife hideous(personally I don't know what he's talking about) just like cubs.
Well, I'm having to do some digging. 4th place: Sota Pop
I have to give this guy some credit, he and Marauder are the only reasons I started watching anime again,(I couldn't handle the Inuyasha ending, it was that stupid I stopped watching anime for 5 years) but I still need to call him out for being a douche. This man has douche in his veins. His shenanigans on calling out AE and pretty much everyone else he feels like has earned him a space here, he also has more alts than a fat guy has chins.
Gah screw it, can't think of anything else. 3rd place: Arirana
Third place is awarded to this douche mainly because of his most famous exploit. Yes, his melee glitch. The amount of tears his fists produced is greater than anything ever produced in this war room. Besides that, he watches animated dirty movies (I may watch anime, but I have to agree with cubs on this, that stuff is nasty).
Wait, I found some catchphrases 2nd place: Djinn Rampage
Getting 2nd place as a douche is no small feat, he should feel proud. Rampage is nominated for being the poster boy smack talker for AE and as I've seen from his enemies, doesn't have the skill to back it up. Besides that, his posting talking crap to Kobrah about his baby killing thing is pretty douchey as much of the evidence he didn't find and made at least 5 threads about it after the fact. Plus the fact that some believe him to be racist.
And here is the person of the hour. The one who deserves top place, the one who out-douched everyone with extreme ease. And here he is: KING KOBRAH!!
I don't even know where to start with this guy. This guy is truly a unique specimen of douche. He can talk enough crap to choke a horse. You could beat this guy into the ground and make him go 3/20 in a PC and he'd still have the strength to tell you ain't crap. And what got him as top ten was easily his comments on QGs kid. And then afterwards making a corp called Fetal Abortions. But do you want to know what got him top place over all these guys? It's the fact that he doesn't even care, and still has the screw the haters mentality, when the haters list is quite lengthy. I honestly don't know whether to praise you for being so persistently douchey, or to chastise you for being top tier douche-bag.
Well that was the list. Thoughts? Recommendations? Runner ups? Tears? Fat girl jokes? Feel free to put them below.
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Derrith Erador
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Posted - 2014.02.22 03:09:00 -
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Free Beers wrote:It's disappointing that I didn't make the list. Pretty sure this time last year it would have been a tie between Mr Zitro and myself. I don't think any of the nubs in the list could even compare to us in our prime
I haven't seen you in your prime, if it makes you feel any better, you would've made 11th place from what I've seen of you.
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Derrith Erador
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:09:00 -
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Arirana wrote:How does watching hentai make one a douche?
The first part was more than enough to classify me as a douche, idk see why you felt the need to touch up on it with THAT of all things and say it in a way that makes me seem like a disturbed individual.
There are nasty hentai's out there, I personally can't even stand NTR, let alone the even more immoral and possibly illegal genres.
One would suspect that you are taking this a little too seriously.
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Derrith Erador
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Posted - 2014.02.27 20:24:00 -
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LowerThan SnakeShip wrote:Onlysissies lock their districts.Don't cry because you're (are)<(not needed) scared and then get mad because you are called scared, man up.
I think you missed the topic of discussion. I was calling them douchebags. Also, it is clear you, kind of like Ari, are taking this way too seriously. Also, to increase my douche-ometer, fixed your spelling and punctuation
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