zibathy numbertwo
Nox Aeterna Security
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Posted - 2014.02.15 14:11:00 -
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2 out of my last 25 ambush games, my team lost one clone after calling in 9 tanks to the lower class peasants.
That's a solid .005% chance of dying (2/(16*25), you do the math. It's unbelievable.).
Frankly, this is broken. How could my teammates who are blessed with my divine, perfect existence, ever die to peasants?
So, in a moment of sheer brilliance (brilliant is in my patrician tanking genes) I came up with a simple fix that I'm sure the slope-foreheaded troglodytes of this world never could have hoped to have synthesized in my stead; once you call in 9 tanks, the enemy team should not be able to spawn at all.
This is to provide matches with zero opposition so you have a solid 0% chance of dying OR losing your tank.
However, upon further exerting my vast mental capacity and capabilities, I realized that my perfect idea must have come from a parallel universe - not only would I not be getting my free kills that I deserve for knowing how to call in a tank, the enemy team's clones would never run out!
Truly astonishing that the me in a parallel universe managed to transmit his ideas trans-dimensionally to me. I am quite the prodigy, however. Such a feat really isn't all that surprising for someone like me and my perfection.
Therefore, the logical conclusion that my incredibly powerful and developed, yet still simple and efficient intellect conceived of, was the idea that once you call in 9 tanks (or more) the entire enemy team dies instantly and everyone on the victorious side will all gain 100 kills and the WP to go along with it.
I think everyone here in the World of Tanks community can agree to this. I am quite charismatic after all, so I'm sure you were already enthralled and nodding your heads in agreement at the first word of mine you read.
No need to thank me for blessing you lower beings with my perfect words and thoughts. You may now worship my ability to aim and press R1 in a tank.
AR
Dmg: 34,
RoF: 750 RPM,
DPS: 425,
RR
Dmg: 55,
RoF: 461 RPM,
DPS: 422,
+ double the range.
Balanced.
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zibathy numbertwo
Nox Aeterna Security
509
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Posted - 2014.02.15 14:14:00 -
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John Demonsbane wrote:
I'll give you a 7/10. You oversold it a little, lol.
Nothing I conceive of is anything short of 10/10.
Sgt Buttscratch wrote:How about tanks get needles so they can revive other tanks
Oh my ******* god I am laughing so ******* hard
AR
Dmg: 34,
RoF: 750 RPM,
DPS: 425,
RR
Dmg: 55,
RoF: 461 RPM,
DPS: 422,
+ double the range.
Balanced.
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