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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.14 03:19:00 -
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Nerf weapons.
... reduce them to Nerf projectiles.
Never forget
May 14, 2013: Beta 2.0
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
5728
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Posted - 2014.02.14 03:34:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:Nerf weapons.
... reduce them to Nerf projectiles. I think it should be a laser tag like system. Those nerf balls and projectiles tend to be round, and someone could slip and fall on one. That would be dangerous and unsafe. I only have an infinite amount of close. YOLA (You only live always) I don't know... Have you ever shined one of those bastards in an eye before? Very unsafe.
I think we all need to wear foam padding and helmets, and just play verbal tag. Any physical contact will result in a permanent ban from all CCP products for the offender, the victim, and should also include North Korea's "Guilty By Association" law, where three generations of the offenders family are also banned from ever using CCP's services.
Never forget
May 14, 2013: Beta 2.0
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.14 05:53:00 -
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Fizzer94 wrote:TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:One Eyed King wrote:TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:Nerf weapons.
... reduce them to Nerf projectiles. I think it should be a laser tag like system. Those nerf balls and projectiles tend to be round, and someone could slip and fall on one. That would be dangerous and unsafe. I only have an infinite amount of close. YOLA (You only live always) I don't know... Have you ever shined one of those bastards in an eye before? Very unsafe. I think we all need to wear foam padding and helmets, and just play verbal tag. Any physical contact will result in a permanent ban from all CCP products for the offender, the victim, and should also include North Korea's "Guilty By Association" law, where three generations of the offenders family are also banned from ever using CCP's services. I don't know. Someone might yell too loud and hurt someone's ears. Verbal Tag is too dangerous. We should just smile at each other to "tag" each other. Even then the losers might get their feelings hurt and we don't want any emotional damage to take place. We could just not play tag at all, that seems like the safest choice. Yeah, we should do this. No more tag anybody. Go get in your bed and take it easy for the rest of your lives... CCP! Remove Dust. It might hurt us somehow! Bedbugs are responsible for 100% of the human mortality rate (I have anecdotal proof to support this). Beds are extremely dangerous, and should not be used.
CCP needs to take us back to before time existed, lest these tiny creepy crawlies nibble you to death while you sleep.
Never forget
May 14, 2013: Beta 2.0
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