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al nize mk2
DUST University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2014.02.12 13:41:00 -
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So I asked a question in my last thread about Hate Mail and if it was justified. Most responses said that sort of thing was inevitable and of course you should just brush it off.
Which got me to thinking - what's been your favourite bit of hate mail you've recieved playing DUST? Obviously with blanks for obscenity's sake and with tongue firmly in cheek..
Let it out fellow Mercs - purge yourselves.. let's hear em!! 
GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
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PO0KY
Virtual Syndicate
127
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Posted - 2014.02.12 13:50:00 -
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Once went 44/0 and some guy told me to go have intercourse with the president of the United States. |
ResistanceGTA
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
249
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Posted - 2014.02.12 13:57:00 -
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Okay, last night my buddy got some hate mail from a guy (who shall remain nameless) calling him a Proto f***er amongst other things. While, this isn't overly funny or anything, when taken in context, its sad as s***.
We were defending D on Iron Delta and a whole group (turns out 7 or 8 members of the same corp (which shall also remain nameless)as I learned from the killboard at the end of match) began to attack us, you know, holding the objective next to their redline always makes them mad. Well, there were at most five of us there. By the time they finally took it, they had 2 Blaster tanks, a Python with Proto Missiles (whom I later killed with my Incubus) and two heavies (at least one full Proto with 4 complex plates and a Logi jammed up his rear) and a few other random guys. But my buddy who pulled out 1 Proto suit, no, he was the Proto stomper guy amongst other bleebed out words.
Person who sent the message 4/8 in second place. It was fun to crowd source the proper reply to that one.
xSivartx is my Heavy. There are many like him, but he is my own...
So, other Logi's back off, those are my Warpoints!
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Cody Sietz
Bullet Cluster
Legacy Rising
2221
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Posted - 2014.02.12 14:13:00 -
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When people send mail say "LoL you tried so hard"
Or "yeah hide"
Does that even count?
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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The Infected One
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
747
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Posted - 2014.02.12 14:14:00 -
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Being told that they are going to report me for hacking. Love it!
I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
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Aikuchi Tomaru
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1770
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Posted - 2014.02.12 14:16:00 -
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Cody Sietz wrote:When people send mail say "LoL you tried so hard"
Or "yeah hide"
Does that even count?
No. Because you're probably using a Thale sniper and they're right.
Sign up for Caldari FW and defeat the evil Gallente Overlords!
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Cody Sietz
Bullet Cluster
Legacy Rising
2223
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:24:00 -
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Aikuchi Tomaru wrote:Cody Sietz wrote:When people send mail say "LoL you tried so hard"
Or "yeah hide"
Does that even count? No. Because you're probably using a Thale sniper and they're right.
Nope, std shotty scout.
Don't got a single point in snipers.
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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Lea Silencio
0uter.Heaven
1345
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:27:00 -
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Had a guy a while ago send me a colorful message suggesting that I end my own life.
No...really.
PurificationGäó
It's what I do.
Amarr Victor
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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
928
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:28:00 -
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Ranting about how I was hacking because in his mind shotguns only do 42 damage a shot. I then explained that it's 42 damage a pellet
Join the Channel - CPM1 Candidates - Get to know who's running.
Delt for CPM1
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
4992
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:29:00 -
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*looks at king thunderbolt's 10 videos about me*
Who needs hate mail :D
> GÇ£I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.GÇ¥
-Oscar Wilde
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CR4SH OVERRIDE
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:30:00 -
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Lea Silencio wrote:Had a guy a while ago send me a colorful message suggesting that I end my own life.
No...really.
That's...that's just...mean, man! it was me... stop shooting me in the face and i won't get so 
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Lea Silencio
0uter.Heaven
1345
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:31:00 -
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CR4SH OVERRIDE wrote:Lea Silencio wrote:Had a guy a while ago send me a colorful message suggesting that I end my own life.
No...really.
That's...that's just...mean, man! it was me... stop shooting me in the face and i won't get so
...I hate thee...
PurificationGäó
It's what I do.
Amarr Victor
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Adelia Lafayette
Science For Death
650
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:32:00 -
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got one for jihaad jeeping. very first time I got one after a year of playing I was so happy. all it said was B@#$% in the title. I think I blew him up 2 or 3 times.
Assault dropship gets blown up....
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+ "Kitten this I'm out"...
..."I'm back"
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Ivan Avogadro
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
754
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:33:00 -
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I kicked a blueberry squatter from my squad, corp mates take precedence. He deployed into the next FW fight and proceeded to team kill me twice. Then sent me a smug message asking if I learned my lesson. It was the most butthurt crybaby reaction, he wasn't even on comms. |
CR4SH OVERRIDE
23
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:34:00 -
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Lea Silencio wrote:CR4SH OVERRIDE wrote:Lea Silencio wrote:Had a guy a while ago send me a colorful message suggesting that I end my own life.
No...really.
That's...that's just...mean, man! it was me... stop shooting me in the face and i won't get so ...I hate thee... My tank farms Lea's tears. 
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
631
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:35:00 -
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Something about shottys always reminds me I'm doing it right. Makes me smile. >:)
Psycho
"Never argue with an idiot. They will only pull you down to their level, and then beat you with experience"
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Pvt Numnutz
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
Legacy Rising
722
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:35:00 -
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Lea Silencio wrote:Had a guy a while ago send me a colorful message suggesting that I end my own life.
No...really.
That's...that's just...mean, man!
Yeah seriously, ouch, and over what? A free videogame? I can understand hate mail, but that's a whole new level! Mittani mail!
Anyway I don't get much, but my gunner got one about dropships being cheap bull and super easy, and way over powered. I lol'd for a good while. |
CR4SH OVERRIDE
23
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:37:00 -
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My favorite one was unreadable except for the few cuss words I know in spanish... puto pendeho pinocha etc.
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PO0KY
Virtual Syndicate
169
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:41:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:*looks at king thunderbolt's 10 videos about me*
Who needs hate mail :D
You win |
True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
6998
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:41:00 -
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I'm a tanker, while not one of the FoTM chasing scum, I often get labelled as such....much hate comes my way.
"Get out of that Mutha****ing Tank you ****struck son of a *****. Goddammit it's just like you absolutely ****ing suck at this game, you have not ****ing gun game you **** **** sucking *******. Why don't you just come out and fight me. Huh? You a ***** or some ****. "
Then in the next game when I did in my Templar Fit
"Oh ***ing **** you **** that gun is so OP, you prolly stack like 4 ****ing damage mods on that piece of **** you paid for like a *****. **** you. Go die in a fire, ****ing scrub."
Total score across bother games
Game 1: 32/3
Game 2: 24/6
Total: 56/9
Not bad but 9 kills were against him in the first game, and four more in the second.
To which I always respond IC with Scripture and poetic verses...... people say some very ignorant, and downright vicious things about religion. Even though I am personally not of one denomination or another its really sad to see so many people so intolerant, and unable to accept the beliefs and culture of others.
Still hate mail lets me know I'm doing my job.
I don't even want to repeat what they said about me in terms of religious views...despite not having any.
"Just know that though our enemies may only #YOLO, through God's grace we can #YOLF at his side." - Disciple of Kesha
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Turtle Hermit Roshi
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
119
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Posted - 2014.02.12 21:42:00 -
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i had a guy tell me i was a looser cushim an his feinds were sittin on top a hill lik 40 m above my team and so me being a ****** i got my lav and did some drivebyes so suposedly this guy claimed to be #20 on the leaderboards and as raging hard at me pwning his proto with my mh82 (turns out he was 20 on the leaderboards for kills i think )
(he was just mad i pwnd him ) he kept calling me like a coward for doing it
i just told him tht me no do distance lav fast me not so tactics over failure
it was a like 6 msg thread
t was my crowning achievment 
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for, welcome to New Eden.
KAMEHAMEHA
professional Heavy for hire
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Ghosts Chance
Inf4m0us
1064
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Posted - 2014.02.13 01:50:00 -
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i once draged a tear filled hatemail past any reasonable length, it ended up across 6 DIFFERENT mail chains and lasted for HOURS, the whole time i was narrating it to some friends laughing my ass off the whole time...
best entertainment ever |
Ulme Mees
Rautaleijona
Top Men.
118
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Posted - 2014.02.13 07:35:00 -
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Yday I got 2 spanish hatemails in all CAPS, too bad didnt understand any word other then PUTA
Fear is a disease!
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Science For Death
1628
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Posted - 2014.02.13 08:35:00 -
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I got a Japanese one once :D
this was a long time ago, when people actually played in Oceania :P
I think he sent like four, to which I could only respond that I only spoke English.
To his eternal credit, he followed up with a translated version :P
Happily printing ISK with permahardeners and MLT blasters.
Just let me get a couple mil more before nerf, CCP!
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Darken-Soul
BIG BAD W0LVES
593
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Posted - 2014.02.13 08:44:00 -
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The blank ones I used to get. I always replied "press square moron"
Who wants some?
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Repe Susi
Rautaleijona
Top Men.
1019
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Posted - 2014.02.13 10:17:00 -
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Ulme Mees wrote:Yday I got 2 spanish hatemails in all CAPS, too bad didnt understand any word other then PUTA
JAJAJAJAJA PUTA
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. ~ Isaac Asimov
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Mister0Zz
Titans of Phoenix
Legacy Rising
106
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Posted - 2014.02.13 11:39:00 -
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my favorite kind of hate mail includes two things
1. a long subject line full of insults and profanity, but no description of what I actually did
2. the content must be left blank |
Insufficient Data
0uter.Heaven
17
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Posted - 2014.02.13 11:45:00 -
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My favorite is from Arelia Rose, Tickle Monster Corp, and 1 from King Thunderbolt.
Im a Tickle My Null-Sac at heart. XD
Also beware the Jolly, Luper and Noob (b^_^)b
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bamboo x
Eternal Beings
Proficiency V.
87
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Posted - 2014.02.13 11:51:00 -
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Subject: You OB one guy
"Me"
Please sign my 1.8 respec petition
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steadyhand amarr
TeamPlayers
Negative-Feedback
2300
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Posted - 2014.02.13 11:53:00 -
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I got hate for drive by SCR everyone else i showed it too was like how the **** did u pull that off anyway :-D:-D
"i dont care about you or your goals, just show me the dam isk"
winner of EU squad cup
GOGO power rangers
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