DUST Search - Dust 514 (joke) Conspiracy Theory [Volume 4]!

Aeon Amadi wrote:

That's right ladies and gentleman, I'm bringing out more evidence that CCP is bad news. I've uncovered quite a bit over the past few months and as time goes by, I'm uncovering more.

I've shown you evidence that all CCP Devs are Caldari based on their forum avatars and the undeniable fact that the QA Godsuit is a Caldari Medium Frame.
I've shown you the secret meaning behind the Duvolle Assault Rifle's DPS
And I've shown you proof that CCP Wolfman is, in fact, a satanist...

But today I'm going right to the source. This time, I'm going to prove to you - without a doubt - that CCP is in fact a secret group that delves in dealings with none other than Satan himself. This goes beyond just CCP Wolfman, far beyond; looks like they've trapped poor CCP Eterne in their rampant heatenism as well.

CCP Eterne wrote:

Wear a Basic Heavy or Sentinel dropsuit and score kills with heavy weapons to earn bonus SP and extra weapons to continue your destructive rampage! For every kill you make with a HMG or Forge Gun, you'll earn extra 500 SP (up to a cap of 500k SP), plus one Prototype AUR version of the weapon you used (up to a total of 300). Plus, if you kill a vehicle, you'll earn double the WP earned for the kill as bonus SP (up to a cap of 250k SP). That means there's a potential total of 750000 bonus SP to be earned!

But life as a heavy isn't all tank kills and bonus SP. Because anyone who scores a kill against a player wearing a Basic Heavy or Sentinel suit will earn bonus 250 bonus SP (up to the same 500k SP cap) plus an ISK bounty based on the tier of the dropsuit (capped at 10 million ISK).

So what happens when you kill a Heavy/Sentinel with an HMG or Forge Gun? 500,000 divided by 750 is 666!!!

But the numbers don't stop there... The new Magsec SMG allegedly being released in 1.8 (along with the Caldari Production Facility) is not only of Caldari Design... but has a Rate of Fire of 666 RPM!!!!

We can't ignore the facts any longer, Dust 514 Community... IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!!!

"Just know that though our enemies may only #YOLO, through God's grace we can #YOLF at his side." - Disciple of Kesha

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Aeon Amadi Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance 4831	Posted - 2014.02.10 18:03:00 - [1] - Quote That's right ladies and gentleman, I'm bringing out more evidence that CCP is bad news. I've uncovered quite a bit over the past few months and as time goes by, I'm uncovering more. I've shown you evidence that all CCP Devs are Caldari based on their forum avatars and the undeniable fact that the QA Godsuit is a Caldari Medium Frame. I've shown you the secret meaning behind the Duvolle Assault Rifle's DPS And I've shown you proof that CCP Wolfman is, in fact, a satanist... But today I'm going right to the source. This time, I'm going to prove to you - without a doubt - that CCP is in fact a secret group that delves in dealings with none other than Satan himself. This goes beyond just CCP Wolfman, far beyond; looks like they've trapped poor CCP Eterne in their rampant heatenism as well. CCP Eterne wrote: Wear a Basic Heavy or Sentinel dropsuit and score kills with heavy weapons to earn bonus SP and extra weapons to continue your destructive rampage! For every kill you make with a HMG or Forge Gun, you'll earn extra 500 SP (up to a cap of 500k SP), plus one Prototype AUR version of the weapon you used (up to a total of 300). Plus, if you kill a vehicle, you'll earn double the WP earned for the kill as bonus SP (up to a cap of 250k SP). That means there's a potential total of 750000 bonus SP to be earned! But life as a heavy isn't all tank kills and bonus SP. Because anyone who scores a kill against a player wearing a Basic Heavy or Sentinel suit will earn bonus 250 bonus SP (up to the same 500k SP cap) plus an ISK bounty based on the tier of the dropsuit (capped at 10 million ISK). So what happens when you kill a Heavy/Sentinel with an HMG or Forge Gun? 500,000 divided by 750 is 666!!! But the numbers don't stop there... The new Magsec SMG allegedly being released in 1.8 (along with the Caldari Production Facility) is not only of Caldari Design... but has a *Rate of Fire of 666 RPM*!!!! We can't ignore the facts any longer, Dust 514 Community... IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!!! Useful Links //forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=133588 //forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=134182
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 6400	Posted - 2014.02.10 18:10:00 - [2] - Quote So, somewhere in the terms and conditions, I sold my soul to the devil? That would explain why I still play this game! Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives. Tuna > Tacos
bear90211 Nyain San Renegade Alliance 166	Posted - 2014.02.10 18:11:00 - [3] - Quote Well Said! lol GG on the post bro. i got a few laughs out of it. the truth about the caldari thing with the DEV's is because that was the only race when dust started i think, or just the closest thing to the JOVE. +1 Heavies are still squishy to my AR, just 5 rounds into them extra ;D hmm, I want taco's...
Aeon Amadi Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance 4834	Posted - 2014.02.10 18:12:00 - [4] - Quote bear90211 wrote: Well Said! lol GG on the post bro. i got a few laughs out of it. the truth about the caldari thing with the DEV's is because that was the only race when dust started i think, or just the closest thing to the JOVE. +1 Yeh, I know xD I do these occasionally to lighten the mood. Useful Links //forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=133588 //forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=134182

CCP Saberwing C C P C C P Alliance 1543	Posted - 2014.02.11 02:22:00 - [5] - Quote Oh snap! He's on to something boys... CCP Saberwing // DUST 514 Community Manager // @kanafchian

ALT2 acc The Phoenix Federation 86	Posted - 2014.02.11 02:27:00 - [6] - Quote CCP Saberwing wrote: Oh snap! He's on to something boys... Lol nice 514 dps ar
Disturbingly Bored The Strontium Asylum 1602	Posted - 2014.02.11 02:37:00 - [7] - Quote Oh. My. God. Aeon... pass me some tinfoil buddy? I used to own the FAT GAT until this --> [ASCII Art removed - *draconian forum overlord* CCP Logibro]
Aeon Amadi Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance 4847	Posted - 2014.02.11 02:39:00 - [8] - Quote Disturbingly Bored wrote: Oh. My. God. Aeon... pass me some tinfoil buddy? I'm out ._. But you can have the uranium poles I used when I was an exotic dancer on the station Useful Links //forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=133588 //forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=134182
Patrick57 Fatal Absolution 4913	Posted - 2014.02.11 02:40:00 - [9] - Quote CCP Saberwing wrote: Oh snap! He's on to something boys... Again.... > GÇ£I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.GÇ¥ -Oscar Wilde
CRYPT3C W0LF Vherokior Combat Logistics Minmatar Republic 343	Posted - 2014.02.11 02:43:00 - [10] - Quote COOKIE MASTER RACE ^__^ Youtube, A Merc with a passion

True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 6905	Posted - 2014.02.11 02:47:00 - [11] - Quote Aeon Amadi wrote: That's right ladies and gentleman, I'm bringing out more evidence that CCP is bad news. I've uncovered quite a bit over the past few months and as time goes by, I'm uncovering more. I've shown you evidence that all CCP Devs are Caldari based on their forum avatars and the undeniable fact that the QA Godsuit is a Caldari Medium Frame. I've shown you the secret meaning behind the Duvolle Assault Rifle's DPS And I've shown you proof that CCP Wolfman is, in fact, a satanist... But today I'm going right to the source. This time, I'm going to prove to you - without a doubt - that CCP is in fact a secret group that delves in dealings with none other than Satan himself. This goes beyond just CCP Wolfman, far beyond; looks like they've trapped poor CCP Eterne in their rampant heatenism as well. CCP Eterne wrote: Wear a Basic Heavy or Sentinel dropsuit and score kills with heavy weapons to earn bonus SP and extra weapons to continue your destructive rampage! For every kill you make with a HMG or Forge Gun, you'll earn extra 500 SP (up to a cap of 500k SP), plus one Prototype AUR version of the weapon you used (up to a total of 300). Plus, if you kill a vehicle, you'll earn double the WP earned for the kill as bonus SP (up to a cap of 250k SP). That means there's a potential total of 750000 bonus SP to be earned! But life as a heavy isn't all tank kills and bonus SP. Because anyone who scores a kill against a player wearing a Basic Heavy or Sentinel suit will earn bonus 250 bonus SP (up to the same 500k SP cap) plus an ISK bounty based on the tier of the dropsuit (capped at 10 million ISK). So what happens when you kill a Heavy/Sentinel with an HMG or Forge Gun? 500,000 divided by 750 is 666!!! But the numbers don't stop there... The new Magsec SMG allegedly being released in 1.8 (along with the Caldari Production Facility) is not only of Caldari Design... but has a *Rate of Fire of 666 RPM*!!!! We can't ignore the facts any longer, Dust 514 Community... IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!!! NO YOU FILTHY HEATHEN ST WOLFMAN IS NOT A SATANIST! HE CANT BE! "Just know that though our enemies may only #YOLO, through God's grace we can #YOLF at his side." - Disciple of Kesha
LT SHANKS Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 1501	Posted - 2014.02.11 02:47:00 - [12] - Quote Wow.....
The Eristic Sad Panda Solutions 177	Posted - 2014.02.11 02:55:00 - [13] - Quote Numerology on vidya game forums. Awesome.
RuckingFetard Better Hide R Die 728	Posted - 2014.02.11 03:04:00 - [14] - Quote I dunno why Satanism is considered evil, but keeping this in mind, it's better than 95% of all religions out there. Running pure shield tanked Caldari 'cuz me a hippy
Vapor Forseti THE-TITANS 110	Posted - 2014.02.11 03:05:00 - [15] - Quote RoF of 666!? Magsec... Satanist Machine Gun!?!?!?!? Director of THE-TITANS and proud MLT pub-stomper.
Atiim Living Like Larry Schwag 4559	Posted - 2014.02.11 03:36:00 - [16] - Quote Well, the corp that they send all of the biomassed characters to is called Doomhiem. And it has the ticker [666] . Want to know how to make a strike-through? [s[Example[/s] Now go my Forum Warriors. Use this new weapon for glory!
Varjac Theobroma Montenegro Omega Elite Mercs INC. 139	Posted - 2014.02.11 03:50:00 - [17] - Quote Rocks back and forth...... I........ What if........ ..................................... Meh. FAME
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 935	Posted - 2014.02.11 04:13:00 - [18] - Quote puts tin foil hat and gathers signs THE END IS NEAR!
D legendary hero Ultramarine Corp 1552	Posted - 2014.02.11 04:23:00 - [19] - Quote I've got proto crosses and bibles for sale! advanced garlic! Sou o Defendeiro dos derrubados_Pronto saberá justiça
deezy dabest CLONES AGAINST HUMANITY 190	Posted - 2014.02.11 04:49:00 - [20] - Quote 5+1+4 = 10 / 3 = repeating 3 which holds plenty of different meanings based on who you talk to. Did I do it right?



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