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Corrupted Files
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.02.10 17:04:00 -
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Varjac Theobroma Montenegro wrote:THEAMAZING POTHEAD wrote:Sgt Kirk wrote:What's new?
Watch NS come 1.8. As if we haven't been r@ping this playerbase since chrome. You know, Brian Urlacher or Kobe Bryant don't push down high schoolers and say, "what's up now son?! Git Gud HTFU!" Just saying. Brag about your PC games, not about public blueberry genocides.
They can't.
They cant brag about their PC wins because they keep all their districts locked, and in the event that one DOES unlock, they just end up losing it to an actual corp of skilled players, then go stomp on the newer corps trying to break into PC. That's really the only reason they have so many districts in PC right now.
Formula for NS success.
1 - Acquire district from noob corp breaking into PC.
2 - Lock district.
3 - Sit on district gaining profit (Until 1.8 when they will most likely be forced out of PC)
4 - Wait until another noob corp acquires a district.
5 - Stomp new noob corp and acquire their district.
6 - See step 2.
7 - Sync up pub games and slaughter new players with 10x less SP/ISK and game experience.
8 - Cry on forums about not having any challenging fights.
9 - Forget to lock a district and have it taken by a corp with skill.
10 - Get yelled at by other directors and CEO for not keeping **** on lock.
11 - Back to step one.
12 - ????????
13 - PROFIT! |
Corrupted Files
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
17
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Posted - 2014.02.10 19:10:00 -
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Mr Machine Guns wrote:who are you? I mean who is your main
Hi, I'm Corrupted Files. This is my main, I'm the CEO of the unregistered mercenary group that we like to call "Simple Solutions".
Ever since FF was turned on in FW, there has been a market for people who REALLY want their faction of choice to win. That's where we come in.
Want to add a little spice to the battle? Want to laugh at the enemy team while they try to figure out what the hell is going on?
Our employees offer a service like no other. For the low low price of 1M per merc (So we can still make a profit, and mitigate all the losses we will incur during battle) we will Que-sync against your faction of choosing, with your squad and team kill our own blues, put remotes on red objectives and detonate when blues are going for the hack, ram ADS out of the sky, and generally grief the other team for the entire match, or until it becomes very clear that there is no way for our team to win. Then we back out and let the game finish (So we don't get booted from FW)
We are an unregistered "Corp" so there are no tags, no way of actually telling who is one of us, or who to look out for (Except myself now that I'm actually making our services known publicly)
All funds are transferred to myself before the match, and dispersed among my members at its conclusion, we currently have a successful 0/58 win loss record in FW (Good news for our clients)
If we deploy and are not in our clients match, we all back out and try again. (Maintaining honesty with our client so they can actually see the work we do for them.)
Soon, we will be offering eve side support for our clients as well.
We do not disclose our clients, or their corporations either as what we do operates within New Eden culture, but slightly out of the traditional sense. Anonymity and discretion is paramount.
It has become a very profitable organization with members residing in almost all of the "Top corps" as well as quite a few in the smaller lesser known corporations who are trying to gather funding to break into PC.
For further information about the services we provide please feel free to message me in game.
Thank you for your interest in who I am, and what we do. |
Corrupted Files
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.02.10 21:34:00 -
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ALT2 acc wrote:Identity Denied wrote:ALT2 acc wrote:Identity Denied wrote:ALT2 acc wrote:If anyone rammed my ads, I would report thier ass, blueberries at least. rrport?Report? Deport? Make some sense! Report You would report yourself? For what? I'm gonna try and ram you now.  Re read it I would report their ass For abusing a unintended glitch, its a glitch and i will be sure they get punished
It would be considered griefing, well within the terms of New Eden. Good luck to you sir, and good day. |
Corrupted Files
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
23
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Posted - 2014.02.10 22:32:00 -
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ALT2 acc wrote:Well dont ***** to me when they get punished and then I hire people to do the same
Hi, I'm Corrupted Files. This is my main, I'm the CEO of the unregistered mercenary group that we like to call "Simple Solutions".
Ever since FF was turned on in FW, there has been a market for people who REALLY want their faction of choice to win. That's where we come in.
Want to add a little spice to the battle? Want to laugh at the enemy team while they try to figure out what the hell is going on?
Our employees offer a service like no other. For the low low price of 1M per merc (So we can still make a profit, and mitigate all the losses we will incur during battle) we will Que-sync against your faction of choosing, with your squad and team kill our own blues, put remotes on red objectives and detonate when blues are going for the hack, ram ADS out of the sky, and generally grief the other team for the entire match, or until it becomes very clear that there is no way for our team to win. Then we back out and let the game finish (So we don't get booted from FW)
We are an unregistered "Corp" so there are no tags, no way of actually telling who is one of us, or who to look out for (Except myself now that I'm actually making our services known publicly)
All funds are transferred to myself before the match, and dispersed among my members at its conclusion, we currently have a successful 0/58 win loss record in FW (Good news for our clients)
If we deploy and are not in our clients match, we all back out and try again. (Maintaining honesty with our client so they can actually see the work we do for them.)
Soon, we will be offering eve side support for our clients as well.
We do not disclose our clients, or their corporations either as what we do operates within New Eden culture, but slightly out of the traditional sense. Anonymity and discretion is paramount.
It has become a very profitable organization with members residing in almost all of the "Top corps" as well as quite a few in the smaller lesser known corporations who are trying to gather funding to break into PC.
For further information about the services we provide please feel free to message me in game.
Thank you for your time, and I look forward to doing business with you. |
Corrupted Files
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
23
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Posted - 2014.02.10 22:49:00 -
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Fixed^
REASONS! |
Corrupted Files
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
24
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Posted - 2014.02.10 23:03:00 -
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Everything Dies wrote:That's a whole lot of text for what basically amounts to, "Yup, we're just like Faction Warfare Army." 
Except we get paid to do it, they just suck. lol |
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