DUST Search - Dear Amarrians, From a Gallentean

COVERT SUBTERFUGE wrote:

zibathy numbertwo wrote:

Sinboto Simmons wrote:

zibathy numbertwo wrote:

I have no qualms allying myself with Amarr, for they have respectable weapons and defensive capabilities. Though they may technically be my enemy, they are a worthy foe and admirable in more than one way. In a dire time, I would not hesitate to pick up arms and fight alongside the Amarr. The Caldari, however, I would not trust in any situation. They would stab me in the back even as I kneel down to give them a helping hand for a quick buck. Truly cockroaches of mankind.

He's lost it.

yeah I forgot about the LR LMAO Pirate

might as well be a flashlight

No, it may as well be a fleshlight. There is a reason why amarr weapons and ships look phallac...it brings them peace to look at such phallic objects, to hold them on the battlefield.

"ohhh thank my god that I can wield phallic like weapons on the battlefield. may the god that clearly isn't omnipresent in FW space hurry our demise so that I may hold the phallus of my amar brothers."


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zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 437	Posted - 2014.02.07 23:50:00 - [1] - Quote Even though you have historically been evil, liberty crushing oppressors, you are armor tankers. You at LEAST have the dignity and masculinity to fight with armor instead of little manbaby shields. Now, we Gallente must defend our cute little Minmatar brothers, because they get bullied by mean kids. But what do you even LIKE about those stupid ***** Caldari. Like really, you guys are all badass and you follow your beliefs strongly, as a Gallentean, I understand this. I would give my life for the liberty and freedom of mankind. However, you ally yourself with those spineless Caldari parasites. They would believe whatever the hell gets them the most money. They're snakes and liars only in it for themselves. Even their women would be considered heretical by your standards. You know they do ANYTHING for money. Disgusting. No morality, no honor, no respect for human life. They are not only the Gallente's opposite, I think they are also your opposite, Amarrians. We may not agree, and you may be far more intolerant than us, but why would you ever side with such weak willed excuses for human beings? They shield tank like the weak spineless cowards they are, they stand for literally nothing but themselves - what IS IT, Amarr, that you find in those bugs of human beings? Certainly it makes your gods weep that you would ally with such sinners. The Minmatar use shields to be speedy little bastards, while Caldari use shields to be useless moronic scum. We Gallente have a duty to protect the weak and oppressed, that's why we MUST defend the Minmatar. But you have no reason to side with those Caldari - they would easily stab you in the back for the correct sum of money. Disgraceful. Why would a proud Empire such as yours ever side with such savages. They CHOOSE to be the way they are, Minmatar were forced into their position, by you, no offense. The Caldari CHOSE to leave the Federation's warm bosom of tolerance and liberty. For what? A life of degeneracy. Disgraceful. If any race deserves to be unanimously hated, it is the Caldari. If you feel I am right, please stab that scum in the back and create neutrality between our two races at the least. Fight amongst our ranks on the faction battlefields and though you may purge for degeneracy and heresy, we purge for the goodness and freedom of mankind. Our goals align in this case, Amarr. I cannot ask you to like the Minmatar, but from armor tanking man to armor tanking man, cut off the slack and get your in order, Amarr. You don't need disgusting parasites among your holy ranks. AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422**, + double the range. Balanced.
zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 437	Posted - 2014.02.07 23:52:00 - [2] - Quote I have no qualms allying myself with Amarr, for they have respectable weapons and defensive capabilities. Though they may technically be my enemy, they are a worthy foe and admirable in more than one way. In a dire time, I would not hesitate to pick up arms and fight alongside the Amarr. The Caldari, however, I would not trust in any situation. They would stab me in the back even as I kneel down to give them a helping hand for a quick buck. Truly cockroaches of mankind. AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422, + double the range. Balanced.
zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 437	Posted - 2014.02.07 23:57:00 - [3] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: The Amarr don't really "like" the Caldari per se, the alliance came about because the Amarr Empire didn't want to face the Gallente and Minmatar alone. Also the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Gallente and Amarr are enemies - Caldari and Gallente are enemies - Amarr and Caldari alliance just makes sense. Basically it was the Amarr Empire covering its ass in layman's terms. The Amarr are simply being foolish then. Adding the Caldari to their ranks is not strengthening them, it is merely weakening them. An Amarr empire that is tainted by faltering morality and degeneracy due to a disgraceful ally is a weakened Amarr empire. I mean absolutely no offense to my Minmatar brothers, but in the Gallente/Minmatar vs. Amarr battle, only the Gallente and Amarr would truly be fighting. The Minmatar sadly will never compare to armor tankers. They do have utility and uses though, and I can find nothing but respect in them as well, but really. The Amarr simply do not need the Caldari. AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422, + double the range. Balanced.
zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 437	Posted - 2014.02.07 23:58:00 - [4] - Quote I respect the Amarr's fascinating culture and diverse religion, but have a terrible aftertaste when I think about that being mingled with and corrupted by the Caldari's probing, fornicating fingers. AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422, + double the range. Balanced.
zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 439	Posted - 2014.02.08 00:28:00 - [5] - Quote I understand your goals, Amarrian, but I cannot support the beration of an individual or society based off of religious choice. Though the Minmatar chose to reject your God, and it may be blasphemous to do so, this is simply a choice of religion. It does not genuinely change the core of the individual, you see? To those more loosely based in your religion, it may even be a simple label. My point being, the Godless Minmatar, as you may call them, may still do good things. They simply attempt to survive in the rut they have cut out, regardless of their ancestor's choices or your influence as a nation of the pious. The Caldari, on the other hand, are CULTURALLY heathens. It is not simply denouncing your God and denying it. They spit in your God's face. They live like outright barbarians. The choice of the Minmatar's ancestors is NOT the choice of the present Minmatar's. They are dealing with the consequences of their past. They cannot go back to you. The Caldari have NO SUCH chains of fate. They ACTIVELY choose to disrespect your religion. And quite frankly embarrass the Federation they were once part of. Were we your ally, Amarrian, we would not spit on your religion so openly. We may disagree and live our lives the same, but we would not, at the LEADERSHIP level be openly partaking in prostitution and other degeneracy practically before your very eyes! We believe in respect and freedom of choice. We would allow heathens in our ranks, but that does not negate our responsibility to communicate effectively and give reason and no tribulations to our allies. Our leaders are meant to be agreeable persons. Caldari leaders are meant to be persons. I would fight by your side, Amarrian, were you not waging war against a victim of fate. Even now, I appeal to your betterments as a means of successful communication. It is respect, and understanding. Though I may personally not believe in your God, and my peers may not either, we still do our utmost to remove our differences from DIVIDING US. The Caldari do NO SUCH THING. They act off of impulse - in their meetings they are disgusting fat cats who live off of the flesh and sin. They do not waste time learning your customs, studying your culture, understanding you, possibly learning from you either through your mistakes or successes. They simply... EXIST. How is this not a disgrace to your empire? If we were allies, we would surely get along, although just barely seeing as we are a rather atheistic culture, but we would nonetheless. Yet you have the Caldari... which you shouldn't even get along with AT ALL. They are worse than the Minmatar, Amarrian. I wish you could see this with me. AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422, + double the range. Balanced.
zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 440	Posted - 2014.02.08 00:41:00 - [6] - Quote Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: Okay, but everyone here is agreed that the Caldari are manbaby (lol) heretical fascists, yeah? I sure hope so. If someone does not agree to that sentiment, I feel that they must have had more than enough propaganda for one lifetime from those dirty Caldari :/ AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422, + double the range. Balanced.
zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 443	Posted - 2014.02.08 03:34:00 - [7] - Quote Sigh. The lies of the Caldari corrupt the once great Amarr. May you one day find your path again. AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422, + double the range. Balanced.
zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 443	Posted - 2014.02.08 03:45:00 - [8] - Quote For ones like you, Maitue, there is no need for words. Through the Federation's destruction of the State, you will see the error of your ways. AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422, + double the range. Balanced.
zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 450	Posted - 2014.02.08 03:51:00 - [9] - Quote Sinboto Simmons wrote: zibathy numbertwo wrote: I have no qualms allying myself with Amarr, for they have respectable weapons and defensive capabilities. Though they may technically be my enemy, they are a worthy foe and admirable in more than one way. In a dire time, I would not hesitate to pick up arms and fight alongside the Amarr. The Caldari, however, I would not trust in any situation. They would stab me in the back even as I kneel down to give them a helping hand for a quick buck. Truly cockroaches of mankind. He's lost it. yeah I forgot about the LR LMAO might as well be a flashlight AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422, + double the range. Balanced.
zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 456	Posted - 2014.02.08 20:06:00 - [10] - Quote COVERT SUBTERFUGE wrote: zibathy numbertwo wrote: Sinboto Simmons wrote: zibathy numbertwo wrote: I have no qualms allying myself with Amarr, for they have respectable weapons and defensive capabilities. Though they may technically be my enemy, they are a worthy foe and admirable in more than one way. In a dire time, I would not hesitate to pick up arms and fight alongside the Amarr. The Caldari, however, I would not trust in any situation. They would stab me in the back even as I kneel down to give them a helping hand for a quick buck. Truly cockroaches of mankind. He's lost it. yeah I forgot about the LR LMAO might as well be a flashlight No, it may as well be a fleshlight. There is a reason why amarr weapons and ships look phallac...it brings them peace to look at such phallic objects, to hold them on the battlefield. "ohhh thank my god that I can wield phallic like weapons on the battlefield. may the god that clearly isn't omnipresent in FW space hurry our demise so that I may hold the phallus of my amar brothers." Oh my ***** god I can't stop laughing AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422**, + double the range. Balanced.

zibathy numbertwo Nox Aeterna Security 456	Posted - 2014.02.08 20:12:00 - [11] - Quote Fine, then, Amarr. Spit in my face all you want. But don't forget who tried to create neutrality with you when you next look at the galactic map. Notice the extermination of your oh so powerful and honorable allies. Notice your struggle against the Minmatar's might. Say what you will, you were offered a chance to save yourselves, but I will see to it I expedite the Minmatar's destruction of your empire. AR Dmg: 34, RoF: 750 RPM, DPS: 425, RR Dmg: 55, RoF: 461 RPM, DPS: 422, + double the range. Balanced.