Even though you have historically been evil, liberty crushing oppressors, you are armor tankers. You at LEAST have the dignity and masculinity to fight with armor instead of little manbaby shields. Now, we Gallente must defend our cute little Minmatar brothers, because they get bullied by mean kids. But what do you even LIKE about those stupid ******* Caldari.

Like really, you guys are all badass and you follow your beliefs strongly, as a Gallentean, I understand this. I would give my life for the liberty and freedom of mankind. However, you ally yourself with those spineless Caldari parasites. They would believe whatever the hell gets them the most money. They're snakes and liars only in it for themselves.

Even their women would be considered heretical by your standards. You know they do ANYTHING for money. Disgusting. No morality, no honor, no respect for human life. They are not only the Gallente's opposite, I think they are also your opposite, Amarrians.

We may not agree, and you may be far more intolerant than us, but why would you ever side with such weak willed excuses for human beings? They shield tank like the weak spineless cowards they are, they stand for literally nothing but themselves - what IS IT, Amarr, that you find in those bugs of human beings? Certainly it makes your gods weep that you would ally with such sinners.

The Minmatar use shields to be speedy little bastards, while Caldari use shields to be useless moronic scum.

We Gallente have a duty to protect the weak and oppressed, that's why we MUST defend the Minmatar. But you have no reason to side with those Caldari - they would easily stab you in the back for the correct sum of money. Disgraceful. Why would a proud Empire such as yours ever side with such savages. They CHOOSE to be the way they are, Minmatar were forced into their position, by you, no offense. The Caldari CHOSE to leave the Federation's warm bosom of tolerance and liberty. For what? A life of degeneracy.

Disgraceful. If any race deserves to be unanimously hated, it is the Caldari.

If you feel I am right, please stab that scum in the back and create neutrality between our two races at the least. Fight amongst our ranks on the faction battlefields and though you may purge for degeneracy and heresy, we purge for the goodness and freedom of mankind. Our goals align in this case, Amarr.

I cannot ask you to like the Minmatar, but from armor tanking man to armor tanking man, cut off the slack and get your **** in order, Amarr.

You don't need disgusting parasites among your holy ranks.