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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
656
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Posted - 2014.02.06 16:49:00 -
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Fatal Absolution is looking for a competent CEO to lead us to victory. Currently the CEO is a big douchenozzle who just throws core nades and yells at us to "TAKE B."
We are looking for someone with CEO experience... We would love to have Kujo... but out corp wallet isnt fat enough for him to consider stealing yet.
Please list reasons why you think you would be a great CEO for our corp.
07
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Xeroo.Cool on Skype.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
846
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Posted - 2014.02.06 16:52:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Fatal Absolution is looking for a competent CEO to lead us to victory. Currently the CEO is a big douchenozzle who just throws core nades and yells at us to "TAKE B."
We are looking for someone with CEO experience... We would love to have Kujo... but out corp wallet isnt fat enough for him to consider stealing yet.
Please list reasons why you think you would be a great CEO for our corp.
07
I think I'd be a great candidate because I have the largest library of panty dropper beats and adorable anime pictures this side of Dust.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
656
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Posted - 2014.02.06 16:55:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Fatal Absolution is looking for a competent CEO to lead us to victory. Currently the CEO is a big douchenozzle who just throws core nades and yells at us to "TAKE B."
We are looking for someone with CEO experience... We would love to have Kujo... but out corp wallet isnt fat enough for him to consider stealing yet.
Please list reasons why you think you would be a great CEO for our corp.
07 I think I'd be a great candidate because I have the largest library of panty dropper beats and adorable anime pictures this side of Dust. Sorry.. but in that other post... if that is the best Paul Wall video you can come up with... we are looking for someone with better taste... someone that KNOWS how to cook a steak to a perfect medium rare perhaps.
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Xeroo.Cool on Skype.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
846
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Posted - 2014.02.06 16:57:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Fatal Absolution is looking for a competent CEO to lead us to victory. Currently the CEO is a big douchenozzle who just throws core nades and yells at us to "TAKE B."
We are looking for someone with CEO experience... We would love to have Kujo... but out corp wallet isnt fat enough for him to consider stealing yet.
Please list reasons why you think you would be a great CEO for our corp.
07 I think I'd be a great candidate because I have the largest library of panty dropper beats and adorable anime pictures this side of Dust. Sorry.. but in that other post... if that is the best Paul Wall video you can come up with... we are looking for someone with better taste... someone that KNOWS how to cook a steak to a perfect medium rare perhaps.
You questioning my cooking? And my romance beats!?
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
656
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Posted - 2014.02.06 16:59:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Fatal Absolution is looking for a competent CEO to lead us to victory. Currently the CEO is a big douchenozzle who just throws core nades and yells at us to "TAKE B."
We are looking for someone with CEO experience... We would love to have Kujo... but out corp wallet isnt fat enough for him to consider stealing yet.
Please list reasons why you think you would be a great CEO for our corp.
07 I think I'd be a great candidate because I have the largest library of panty dropper beats and adorable anime pictures this side of Dust. Sorry.. but in that other post... if that is the best Paul Wall video you can come up with... we are looking for someone with better taste... someone that KNOWS how to cook a steak to a perfect medium rare perhaps. You questioning my cooking? And my romance beats!? Sorry man but your....
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Xeroo.Cool on Skype.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
846
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Posted - 2014.02.06 17:05:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Fatal Absolution is looking for a competent CEO to lead us to victory. Currently the CEO is a big douchenozzle who just throws core nades and yells at us to "TAKE B."
We are looking for someone with CEO experience... We would love to have Kujo... but out corp wallet isnt fat enough for him to consider stealing yet.
Please list reasons why you think you would be a great CEO for our corp.
07 I think I'd be a great candidate because I have the largest library of panty dropper beats and adorable anime pictures this side of Dust. Sorry.. but in that other post... if that is the best Paul Wall video you can come up with... we are looking for someone with better taste... someone that KNOWS how to cook a steak to a perfect medium rare perhaps. You questioning my cooking? And my romance beats!? Sorry man but your....
wait, I'm lost....
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
656
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Posted - 2014.02.06 17:06:00 -
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Hence why no CEO for you... :-p
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Xeroo.Cool on Skype.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
846
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Posted - 2014.02.06 17:07:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Hence why no CEO for you... :-p
Probably just as well, it would interfere with my schedule.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
667
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Posted - 2014.02.06 18:22:00 -
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Well played sir .... well played.
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Xeroo.Cool on Skype.
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Shyeer Alvarin
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
114
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Posted - 2014.02.06 18:52:00 -
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Well, you guys could always float on over to one of the LOKUN corporations... Or just join the Alliance. Just sayin'. Nobody gets yelled at here.
Closed Beta Veteran
Founding CEO of Dead Six Initiative/Lokun Listamenn
Lokun i Gangi, Mercenaries.
Recruitment is OPEN
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DJiNN RageQUiT
Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2014.02.06 20:17:00 -
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I offer up this inanimate object, looks kinda like a petrified Turd, luckily has no odor, but 1 thing it has that you apparently don't..
it doesn't yell. Hell it doesn't even speak. you can throw it at a map and Bingo you know where to go!
Often marketed as a paperweight, this object will pass security screening at American airports, has no issues passing customs, and in a pinch can be used to start a fire.
Needless to say, Its cheap, allowing more iskies in your players wallets. It never has a BAD idea, due to never talking, and wont make the corp look foolish with a terribad kdr and even worse tactics.
best part about having this turd shaped, odorless inanimate object that will never cost u a clone in battle is, there will never be an argument with it, you can all get to bed on time and not have to watch what you say around it, cause it will never scowl at you nor call you out.
think it over. I can arrange an interview if you decide to move forward
I have 1 eye cause I lost the other in an unfortunate Smelting Accident
and I'm skilled at cleaning toilets
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
680
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Posted - 2014.02.06 20:32:00 -
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DJiNN RageQUiT wrote:I offer up this inanimate object, looks kinda like a petrified Turd, luckily has no odor, but 1 thing it has that you apparently don't..
it doesn't yell. Hell it doesn't even speak. you can throw it at a map and Bingo you know where to go!
Often marketed as a paperweight, this object will pass security screening at American airports, has no issues passing customs, and in a pinch can be used to start a fire.
Needless to say, Its cheap, allowing more iskies in your players wallets. It never has a BAD idea, due to never talking, and wont make the corp look foolish with a terribad kdr and even worse tactics.
best part about having this turd shaped, odorless inanimate object that will never cost u a clone in battle is, there will never be an argument with it, you can all get to bed on time and not have to watch what you say around it, cause it will never scowl at you nor call you out.
think it over. I can arrange an interview if you decide to move forward Greatest CEO ever!
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Xeroo.Cool on Skype.
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MRBH1997
Knights Of Ender
64
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Posted - 2014.02.06 21:20:00 -
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If you guys would all transfer to me I'd love to be your experienced CEO.
CEO of Knights of Ender
Corporation Website: http://koe.shivtr.com
Public Channel: Knights of Ender Public
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
2238
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Posted - 2014.02.07 03:31:00 -
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ME
Listen
I'll change the song every week
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excillon
Nova Corps Marines
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
216
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Posted - 2014.02.07 10:17:00 -
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I'll do it.
Even though I have a feeling this is an FA prank, I'll bite.
Hit me up in game and I'll list my rather impressive leadership credentials.
Shame Zatara passed on our offer to join IRED way back when. We've gotten quite a bit larger since then. |
Zatara Rought
Fatal Absolution
2091
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Posted - 2014.02.07 12:54:00 -
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excillon wrote:I'll do it.
Even though I have a feeling this is an FA prank, I'll bite.
Hit me up in game and I'll list my rather impressive leadership credentials.
Shame Zatara passed on our offer to join IRED way back when. We've gotten quite a bit larger since then.
You really don't want to take over FA bro, it's a mad house. 
I may yet live to regret passing on your offer.
I used to think I'd prefer to have another corp in my same league, but I realized I really just don't want to have anyone else dropping OB support on me T_T
Such a damper on my PEW PEWING --__--;;
CEO Fatal Absolution
B3RT > PFBHz > TP > MHPD > IMP > F4TAL
Skype me @ Zatara.Rought
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Zatara Rought
Fatal Absolution
2091
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Posted - 2014.02.07 12:56:00 -
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MRBH1997 wrote:If you guys would all transfer to me I'd love to be your experienced CEO.
Hey I never did get to hear you out. I musta missed out QQ
Wish you guys the best <3
You deserve it brah.
CEO Fatal Absolution
B3RT > PFBHz > TP > MHPD > IMP > F4TAL
Skype me @ Zatara.Rought
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NAV HIV
The Generals
General Tso's Alliance
1062
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Posted - 2014.02.07 13:47:00 -
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MY alter's alt |
noobsniper the 2nd
POISION ROSES
137
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Posted - 2014.02.07 13:56:00 -
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Look no further scumbag noob has all the douche baggery you could ever need vote noob for a terrible dust experience
just call me scumbag noob
MAG vet raven ftw
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excillon
Nova Corps Marines
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
217
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Posted - 2014.02.07 17:38:00 -
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Zatara Rought wrote:excillon wrote:I'll do it.
Even though I have a feeling this is an FA prank, I'll bite.
Hit me up in game and I'll list my rather impressive leadership credentials.
Shame Zatara passed on our offer to join IRED way back when. We've gotten quite a bit larger since then. You really don't want to take over FA bro, it's a mad house. I may yet live to regret passing on your offer. I used to think I'd prefer to have another corp in my same league, but I realized I really just don't want to have anyone else dropping OB support on me T_T Such a damper on my PEW PEWING --__--;;
Hit me up with an ingame message Z. Maybe we can help each other out. A situation where everyone wins. |
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
2249
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Posted - 2014.02.07 17:42:00 -
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noobsniper the 2nd wrote:Look no further scumbag noob has all the douche baggery you could ever need vote noob for a terrible dust experience
Legitimately get this guy as your CEO...
Listen
I'll change the song every week
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Spartan MK420
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
195
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Posted - 2014.02.07 22:51:00 -
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I would be happy to steal your corp wallet, no matter how light it may be. 
Official Unofficial D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N team mascot.
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excillon
Nova Corps Marines
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
217
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Posted - 2014.02.08 02:47:00 -
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Spartan MK420 wrote:I would be happy to steal your corp wallet, no matter how light it may be.
I won't steal your corp wallet. In fact, I'll give most of it back to the members. Aside from funds for tactical uses (clone packs/vehicles/gear) there's no need for a corp to sit there with a bloated bank. Give it back to the members so they can get better gear and represent your corp better. |
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
892
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Posted - 2014.02.08 02:51:00 -
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excillon wrote:Spartan MK420 wrote:I would be happy to steal your corp wallet, no matter how light it may be. I won't steal your corp wallet. In fact, I'll give most of it back to the members. Aside from funds for tactical uses (clone packs/vehicles/gear) there's no need for a corp to sit there with a bloated bank. Give it back to the members so they can get better gear and represent your corp better.
You're not right for us. We need someone just like zatara, he steals our isk, beats us up for our lunch money, and tells us we're all worthless scrubs. We just needed someone who doesn't say stuff like "clutch" and "guys I need that help"!
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Mr Machine Guns
Nyain San
Renegade Alliance
412
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Posted - 2014.02.08 02:59:00 -
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If I become your new CEO I will make you boys become men
I will use this method
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6c7Vw6R33E
If anyone in FA has question leave them here and I will answer them |
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
895
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Posted - 2014.02.08 03:05:00 -
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Alright, we've found a replacement.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Mr Machine Guns
Nyain San
Renegade Alliance
412
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Posted - 2014.02.08 03:08:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Alright, we've found a replacement.
Ok now do you tell Zatara he's been replaced or do i need to do a hostile takeover of FA |
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
896
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Posted - 2014.02.08 03:18:00 -
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Mr Machine Guns wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Alright, we've found a replacement. Ok now do you tell Zatara he's been replaced or do i need to do a hostile takeover of FA
Hostile takeover should do it, but be gentle with him, he has been known to use kittens as meat shields.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Mr Machine Guns
Nyain San
Renegade Alliance
414
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Posted - 2014.02.08 03:34:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Mr Machine Guns wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Alright, we've found a replacement. Ok now do you tell Zatara he's been replaced or do i need to do a hostile takeover of FA Hostile takeover should do it, but be gentle with him, he has been known to use kittens as meat shields.
That monster what human being using kittens as a meat shield, he must be stopped |
Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
4802
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Posted - 2014.02.08 04:48:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:You're not right for us. We need someone just like zatara, he steals our isk, beats us up for our lunch money, and tells us we're all worthless scrubs. We just needed someone who doesn't say stuff like "clutch" and "guys I need that help"!
WHAT'S GOING ON ON ALPHA DERRITH?!
> GÇ£I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.GÇ¥
-Oscar Wilde
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