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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2014.02.06 16:52:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Fatal Absolution is looking for a competent CEO to lead us to victory. Currently the CEO is a big douchenozzle who just throws core nades and yells at us to "TAKE B."
We are looking for someone with CEO experience... We would love to have Kujo... but out corp wallet isnt fat enough for him to consider stealing yet.
Please list reasons why you think you would be a great CEO for our corp.
07
I think I'd be a great candidate because I have the largest library of panty dropper beats and adorable anime pictures this side of Dust.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
846
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Posted - 2014.02.06 16:57:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Fatal Absolution is looking for a competent CEO to lead us to victory. Currently the CEO is a big douchenozzle who just throws core nades and yells at us to "TAKE B."
We are looking for someone with CEO experience... We would love to have Kujo... but out corp wallet isnt fat enough for him to consider stealing yet.
Please list reasons why you think you would be a great CEO for our corp.
07 I think I'd be a great candidate because I have the largest library of panty dropper beats and adorable anime pictures this side of Dust. Sorry.. but in that other post... if that is the best Paul Wall video you can come up with... we are looking for someone with better taste... someone that KNOWS how to cook a steak to a perfect medium rare perhaps.
You questioning my cooking? And my romance beats!?
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
846
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Posted - 2014.02.06 17:05:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:Fatal Absolution is looking for a competent CEO to lead us to victory. Currently the CEO is a big douchenozzle who just throws core nades and yells at us to "TAKE B."
We are looking for someone with CEO experience... We would love to have Kujo... but out corp wallet isnt fat enough for him to consider stealing yet.
Please list reasons why you think you would be a great CEO for our corp.
07 I think I'd be a great candidate because I have the largest library of panty dropper beats and adorable anime pictures this side of Dust. Sorry.. but in that other post... if that is the best Paul Wall video you can come up with... we are looking for someone with better taste... someone that KNOWS how to cook a steak to a perfect medium rare perhaps. You questioning my cooking? And my romance beats!? Sorry man but your....
wait, I'm lost....
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
846
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Posted - 2014.02.06 17:07:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Hence why no CEO for you... :-p
Probably just as well, it would interfere with my schedule.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
892
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Posted - 2014.02.08 02:51:00 -
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excillon wrote:Spartan MK420 wrote:I would be happy to steal your corp wallet, no matter how light it may be.  I won't steal your corp wallet. In fact, I'll give most of it back to the members. Aside from funds for tactical uses (clone packs/vehicles/gear) there's no need for a corp to sit there with a bloated bank. Give it back to the members so they can get better gear and represent your corp better.
You're not right for us. We need someone just like zatara, he steals our isk, beats us up for our lunch money, and tells us we're all worthless scrubs. We just needed someone who doesn't say stuff like "clutch" and "guys I need that help"!
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
895
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Posted - 2014.02.08 03:05:00 -
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Alright, we've found a replacement.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
896
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Posted - 2014.02.08 03:18:00 -
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Mr Machine Guns wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Alright, we've found a replacement. Ok now do you tell Zatara he's been replaced or do i need to do a hostile takeover of FA
Hostile takeover should do it, but be gentle with him, he has been known to use kittens as meat shields.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
898
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Posted - 2014.02.08 06:06:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:You're not right for us. We need someone just like zatara, he steals our isk, beats us up for our lunch money, and tells us we're all worthless scrubs. We just needed someone who doesn't say stuff like "clutch" and "guys I need that help"! WHAT'S GOING ON ON ALPHA DERRITH?!
Stuff.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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