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Azura Sakura
Blood Eye Ravens
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Posted - 2014.02.06 08:48:00 -
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Supernus Gigas wrote:Let me tell you, Fancy Hatemail is the way to go. It's really quite simple.
Simply send someone hatemail using proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Throw in a few fancy words and insults that are more intelligent that "fuk u noob.". "You are an angry child who kicks puppies.", "You are the cancer that ills Dust 514.", "I recommend biomassing yourself for you will never be successful at this game." "Only cowardly plebeians use a Rail Gun from the Redline." "Your ability to destroy my HAV before it is even deployed is similar to kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach, something that should have happened to your mother." Things like that. Then sit back laugh as their tiny little brains respond with "**** you .I.", "Go2 hell fagget", "I fuk ur mom".
Sending Fancy Hatemail is the best.
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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe.
Public Disorder.
379
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Posted - 2014.02.06 08:50:00 -
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I have never, not even once, sent hatemail.
First, it is simply beneath me. Second, many people take it as a compliment -- which is counter to the reason to send it in the first place. |
MINA Longstrike
2Shitz 1Giggle
239
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Posted - 2014.02.06 08:55:00 -
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I have never sent a hatemail in dust, though I have been tempted to. I did send a congrats to one merc from dem durty boyz today though after he helped me polish off the last of five enemy tanks in an ambush. |
Protected Void
Endless Hatred
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
237
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Posted - 2014.02.06 09:13:00 -
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I don't send hatemail, as a rule. I do, however, enjoy replying to the hatemails I get in a deliberately obtuse way. Creative misinterpretation, if you will. Here's an example:
After blowing some guy and his friend with an RE, as they rounded a corner, I got a mail more or less like this: "in the corner?its gay"
To which I replied: "What? The corner is gay? I didn't know corners had a sexual preference. Huh."
Sadly, I got no further reply to that. |
Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division
Top Men.
682
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Posted - 2014.02.06 09:28:00 -
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The only hatemail i recoeved was on a 30 second old alt who i was preparing for being a commando.
Mlt hevy and SCR was my first setup.
After the first match-"you ******* tryhard, trying to stomp with SCR is bad enough, but then you put it on a heavy go to hell you KB/M abusing noob."
Oddly enough i sent him a friend request, and spammed him 40ish squa invites.
Also, his end score was 17/9(i killed him 8 times LOL)
My score? 29/6 :)
Under 28db
Officially nerfproof (predicting CR nerf February '14)
Selling SP: 10k SP per 100k ISK.
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jordy mack
Ultramarine Corp
146
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Posted - 2014.02.06 09:53:00 -
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Protected Void wrote:I don't send hatemail, as a rule. I do, however, enjoy replying to the hatemails I get in a deliberately obtuse way. Creative misinterpretation, if you will. Here's an example:
After blowing some guy and his friend with an RE, as they rounded a corner, I got a mail more or less like this: "in the corner?its gay"
To which I replied: "What? The corner is gay? I didn't know corners had a sexual preference. Huh."
Sadly, I got no further reply to that.
He and his mate were probly sitting in the corner waiting for you to blow them...
I'm sorry coulnt resist, too easy :-)
Less QQ more PewPew
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Yan Darn
DUST University
Ivy League
167
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Posted - 2014.02.06 10:54:00 -
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I thought I received some classy hate mail once because it was in Italian.
Google translate had it roughly as ' put explosives in your the rear' and another word it didn't translate but which turns out to mean either 'the bulb of fennel plant' or 'derogatory term for a male homosexual'.
You probably don't know me. But next time you get gunned down or exploded by a Valor scout...check the name.
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Repe Susi
Rautaleijona
Top Men.
1009
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Posted - 2014.02.06 10:55:00 -
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Yan Darn wrote:I thought I received some classy hate mail once because it was in Italian.
Google translate had it roughly as ' put explosives in your the rear' and another word it didn't translate but which turns out to mean either 'the bulb of fennel plant' or 'derogatory term for a male homosexual'.
That's fancy stuff right there.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. ~ Isaac Asimov
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Monkey MAC
Lost Millennium
1843
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Posted - 2014.02.06 10:58:00 -
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Supernus Gigas wrote:Let me tell you, Fancy Hatemail is the way to go. It's really quite simple.
Simply send someone hatemail using proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Throw in a few fancy words and insults that are more intelligent that "fuk u noob.". "You are an angry child who kicks puppies.", "You are the cancer that ills Dust 514.", "I recommend biomassing yourself for you will never be successful at this game." "Only cowardly plebeians use a Rail Gun from the Redline." "Your ability to destroy my HAV before it is even deployed is similar to kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach, something that should have happened to your mother." Things like that. Then sit back laugh as their tiny little brains respond with "**** you .I.", "Go2 hell fagget", "I fuk ur mom".
Sending Fancy Hatemail is the best.
I think the better question is, why are you THAT bitter/displeased that you feel the need to not only send hatemail, but to intentionally ensure it's gramatical correctness.
What are you doing to make this a regular occurance?
Supernus Gigas wrote:
"Your ability to destroy my HAV before it is even deployed . . . .
Aah of course, a tanker.
Tanks 514
I told you, I bloody well told you.
Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl.1
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Lea Silencio
0uter.Heaven
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1248
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Posted - 2014.02.06 12:00:00 -
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Squagga wrote:I could not disagree with you more. My favorite hatemails are the ones where someone got so upset by whatever I did they can't even think straight enough to spell or even type properly. "Turn on your playstation and fukk yourself on the way out" I think that's, to date, my favorite
Had a guy send me 5 rage mails in a row all in Spanish before I could reply to one. The only one I even remotely understood said something like this:
Blah, blah, blah, scanner, blah, blah, blah, noob gun, blah, blah, blah. I can't even tell you what the other ones said.
In my infinite knowledge of high school Spanish, I readily replied back with:
Donde esta la biblioteca?
Mi nombre es Lea.
Cinco de Mayo.
I left it at that.
PurificationGäó
It's what I do.
Amarr Victor
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Timothy Reaper
WASTELAND JUNK REMOVAL
Top Men.
798
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Posted - 2014.02.06 12:10:00 -
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calisk galern wrote:I prefer to get into long conversations of hate mail chain with my hate mailers.
it's fun seeing how long i can keep them raging.
so far my record is 9 hate mails, me and my wife were laughing about them the other day, sadly hate mail chuckles are about the only aprt of dust she's interested in.
I answered a hate mail the other day and almost immediately the kid responded. I've seen him rage on the forums so I probably could have kept it going, but I was more interested in playing the game than matching 'wits' with a seventeen year old (at least he claimed to be seventeen in a forum post).
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Mark Twain
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calisk galern
BurgezzE.T.F
Public Disorder.
1778
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Posted - 2014.02.06 13:08:00 -
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Timothy Reaper wrote:calisk galern wrote:I prefer to get into long conversations of hate mail chain with my hate mailers.
it's fun seeing how long i can keep them raging.
so far my record is 9 hate mails, me and my wife were laughing about them the other day, sadly hate mail chuckles are about the only aprt of dust she's interested in. I answered a hate mail the other day and almost immediately the kid responded. I've seen him rage on the forums so I probably could have kept it going, but I was more interested in playing the game than matching 'wits' with a seventeen year old (at least he claimed to be seventeen in a forum post).
when you're red lining or being red lined answering hate mail tends to be more interesting then playing heh
but ya I tend to to answer hate mail just before i set out on my next jihad jeep run hopefully distracting them, or in between games. |
Sole Fenychs
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
182
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Posted - 2014.02.06 13:45:00 -
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I once sent a Thales sniper ISK. Unfortunately, associated messages can only be a few words. I wanted to tell him to buy himself some dropsuits, but the closest I got was "For the fear of loss". |
Supernus Gigas
Star Giants
235
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Posted - 2014.02.06 19:02:00 -
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Monkey MAC wrote:I think the better question is, why are you THAT bitter/displeased that you feel the need to not only send hatemail, but to intentionally ensure it's gramatical correctness. What are you doing to make this a regular occurance? Supernus Gigas wrote:
"Your ability to destroy my HAV before it is even deployed . . . .
Aah of course, a tanker.
It's a way for me to exercise my creative writing abilities; which I enjoy, so I do it as often as I can. And yes I do pilot HAVs often, however I exclusively use Large Missiles. Anyone can cut through hordes of infantry with Blasters, and anyone can take down a target from a mile away with a Rail Gun. But Missiles? You need to be clever, you need to have some skill. It's not just point, shoot and win. You can't just charge at a Shield Hardened Gunnlogi head-on. You need to sneak up behind them before they can active it, or evade their fire until it's Hardener wears off. You have to use your surroundings cleverly, take cover while you reload. Try to put some distance between you and a Blaster HAV, and get out of their optimal range, while they're still in yours. Pay attention to how many rounds an enemy Rail Gun has fired and then attack when they reload. Recently I've mostly have been using a Sica with Basic Missiles because my Prototype Missile Gunnlogi was getting too expensive. And even with such a gimped fitting, I can still take out incompetent Madrugars and Gunnlogis. So please don't go assuming I'm some HAV FotM Chaser who only sees HAVs as a big "I Win" button. Not every Jack or Jill can use Large Missiles successfully.
Also, on an aside; I use a keyboard to type, so it's pretty effortless to quickly type something with relatively correct grammar.
FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVIN' CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!
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Admonishment
The Enclave Syndicate
Dark Taboo
109
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Posted - 2014.02.24 06:04:00 -
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Every time I get hate mail its always the same typical response you would expect to see in a COD game lol. Its always "noob" or the other term for "female dog" lol. The thing that bothers me is I normally run around in a suit with about 200 armor and 84 shield but I get called that for managing to kill someone with CQC in that fitting lol. One in particular had very little logic involved, basically telling me how much I suck after nova knifing them multiple times lol which made me laugh and bask in the hate.
Level 5 proficiency in throat punching
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NK Scout
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
516
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Posted - 2014.02.24 06:08:00 -
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Supernus Gigas wrote:Let me tell you, Fancy Hatemail is the way to go. It's really quite simple.
Simply send someone hatemail using proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Throw in a few fancy words and insults that are more intelligent that "fuk u noob.". "You are an angry child who kicks puppies.", "You are the cancer that ills Dust 514.", "I recommend biomassing yourself for you will never be successful at this game." "Only cowardly plebeians use a Rail Gun from the Redline." "Your ability to destroy my HAV before it is even deployed is similar to kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach, something that should have happened to your mother." Things like that. Then sit back laugh as their tiny little brains respond with "**** you .I.", "Go2 hell fagget", "I fuk ur mom".
Sending Fancy Hatemail is the best.
Oh wrongnthread
I get "GG" after I do good in my scout suit, my fast, very fast scout suit....
2 exile assault rifles,
Skinweave cal. frame,
Staff recruiter mlt frame
Caldari Master Race
One day shields, soon.
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NK Scout
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
517
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Posted - 2014.02.24 06:09:00 -
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Admonishment wrote:Every time I get hate mail its always the same typical response you would expect to see in a COD game lol. Its always "noob" or the other term for "female dog" lol. The thing that bothers me is I normally run around in a suit with about 200 armor and 84 shield but I get called that for managing to kill someone with CQC in that fitting lol. One in particular had very little logic involved, basically telling me how much I suck after nova knifing them multiple times lol which made me laugh and bask in the hate.
Oh you'll love this, from a nyain san guy
"**** your op nova kives" or something like that I dont remember too mich.
2 exile assault rifles,
Skinweave cal. frame,
Staff recruiter mlt frame
Caldari Master Race
One day shields, soon.
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Admonishment
The Enclave Syndicate
Dark Taboo
110
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Posted - 2014.02.24 06:20:00 -
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Lmao oddly enough most of the hate mail has been from using the knives. Doesn't make sense to me really. But if I shotgun a group of people I get nothing.
Level 5 proficiency in throat punching
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Jungian
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
335
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Posted - 2014.02.24 06:26:00 -
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calisk galern wrote:I prefer to get into long conversations of hate mail chain with my hate mailers.
I mostly do this myself and it usually ends up on a good note when the rage has seized, and then we squad up together ^
I dont sleep - I just stream - #DUST514 - 33 million Skill Points - 5 KDR
http://www.twitch.tv/rnd_jungian/
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