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Supernus Gigas
Star Giants
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:18:00 -
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Let me tell you, Fancy Hatemail is the way to go. It's really quite simply.
Simply send someone hatemail using proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Throw in a few fancy words and insults that are more intelligent that "fuk u noob.". "You are an angry child who kicks puppies.", "You are the cancer that ills Dust 514.", "I recommend biomassing yourself for you will never be successful at this game." "Only cowardly plebeians use a Rail Gun from the Redline." "Your ability to destroy my HAV before it is even deployed is similar to kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach, something that should have happened to your mother." Things like that. Then sit back laugh as their tiny little brains respond with "**** you .I.", "Go2 hell fagget", "I fuk ur mom".
Fancy Hatemail is the best.
FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVIN' CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
543
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:20:00 -
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The punctuation gets them every time.
Psycho
boink That was my baseball bouncing off walls with extreme trig to hit you in the face
Sandman
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calisk galern
BurgezzE.T.F
Public Disorder.
1757
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:21:00 -
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I prefer to get into long conversations of hate mail chain with my hate mailers.
it's fun seeing how long i can keep them raging.
so far my record is 9 hate mails, me and my wife were laughing about them the other day, sadly hate mail chuckles are about the only aprt of dust she's interested in. |
Knight Solitaire
Brutor Vanguard
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:22:00 -
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I sometimes do this.
I remember sending something like this;
"Please, stop spamming equipment around the Depot, not everyone likes to play Powerpoint 514"
It was to people on my team, it was pissing me off because I hate it when either team does that ****.
Definitely not who you think I am.
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
4706
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:22:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:The punctuation gets them every time.
And the capitalizations.
> GÇ£I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.GÇ¥
-Oscar Wilde
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
5654
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:24:00 -
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"Sir, might I request that you go pleasure yourself in the most offensive of ways? I find your continuous use of the Rail Rifle most bothersome."
Never forget
May 14, 2013: Beta 2.0
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Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
1334
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:26:00 -
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Speaking of havs pre deployment, I'm suprised by the lack of hate mail for doing so. Anyone else have any luck getting tears this way?
"Always fight dirty, the victor writes history"
Eve toon: Drake Doe, professional hero tackler, full time pretzel boy
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calisk galern
BurgezzE.T.F
Public Disorder.
1759
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:35:00 -
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Vermaak Doe wrote:Speaking of havs pre deployment, I'm suprised by the lack of hate mail for doing so. Anyone else have any luck getting tears this way?
I drove a jihad jeep right into the side of an hav the second the pilot got inside.
got a long hate mail for that ^^ |
Billi Gene
465
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:35:00 -
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"I am pleasantly suprised,
your evident lack of skill has in no way diminished your ability to achieve thru whatever means necessary, the modicum of success you were taught was sufficient, by that sh*teful b*tch you call a mother...
congratulations!"
Pedant, Ape, Troll.
My Beard makes Alpha's sook :P
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DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
3952
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:38:00 -
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TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:"Sir, might I request that you go pleasure yourself in the most offensive of ways? I find your continuous use of the Rail Rifle most bothersome."
Totally something I would send lOl
My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Anarchide, Long Evity
And this is why I am the #1 forum warrior
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Aramis Madrigal
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
124
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:45:00 -
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I like to reply to hate mail with constructive criticism that is well thought out and clearly articulated. The only hate mail I've ever sent was to someone who Tk'd and needled me half a dozen times in a FW match. It was a concise analysis of the pathology of someone who enjoys the petty suffering of others because of their own impotence and lack of power. I like to think it was spot on, but I was probably just throwing big words at a twelve year old who had no idea what I was talking about or why he should feel insulted. I guess the only way to beat idiots/trolls is to avoid engaging at all...
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
4437
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Posted - 2014.02.05 20:58:00 -
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Most hate mail chains I ever had is 6.
Although I get more fan mail than hate mail. |
Ripcord19981
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
Legacy Rising
412
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Posted - 2014.02.06 01:50:00 -
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i restrain myself from hatemails until recently. I just give them a angry GG.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not ur day, tomorrow doesn't look too bright either.
Turkey sammich>taco
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Disturbingly Bored
The Strontium Asylum
1546
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Posted - 2014.02.06 02:04:00 -
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"I had an illicit run-in with a bar strumpet close to two decades ago. Would you be willing to submit to a paternity test to verify whether I or a list of forty other men are your sire?"
I used to own the FAT GAT until this --> [ASCII Art removed - draconian forum overlord CCP Logibro]
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Eltra Ardell
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
345
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Posted - 2014.02.06 02:23:00 -
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I've been stringing along one tanker for a while. He gets less and less coherent each time I encounter him and his claimed victories get less and less impressive each time. |
Soraya Xel
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
1359
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Posted - 2014.02.06 02:25:00 -
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In Top Men we are quite fond of classy mail.
I'd like to be your CPM1 candidate
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
8881
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Posted - 2014.02.06 02:27:00 -
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"Your ability to destroy my HAV before it is even deployed is similar to kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach, something that should have happened to your mother."
I love this one
Gû¦Gû+Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum alt Gû¦Gû+
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Squagga
The State Protectorate
154
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Posted - 2014.02.06 02:30:00 -
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I could not disagree with you more. My favorite hatemails are the ones where someone got so upset by whatever I did they can't even think straight enough to spell or even type properly. "Turn on your playstation and fukk yourself on the way out" I think that's, to date, my favorite
Reloading, the silent killer.
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Scheneighnay McBob
Learning Coalition College
3923
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Posted - 2014.02.06 02:36:00 -
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Knight Solitaire wrote:I sometimes do this.
I remember sending something like this;
"Please, stop spamming equipment around the Depot, not everyone likes to play Powerpoint 514"
It was to people on my team, it was pissing me off because I hate it when either team does that ****.
When my team does that, I just stand in the middle of the blob and spam grenades.
I am your scan error.
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Turtle Hermit Roshi
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
81
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Posted - 2014.02.06 02:43:00 -
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Supernus Gigas wrote:Let me tell you, Fancy Hatemail is the way to go. It's really quite simply.
Simply send someone hatemail using proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Throw in a few fancy words and insults that are more intelligent that "fuk u noob.". "You are an angry child who kicks puppies.", "You are the cancer that ills Dust 514.", "I recommend biomassing yourself for you will never be successful at this game." "Only cowardly plebeians use a Rail Gun from the Redline." "Your ability to destroy my HAV before it is even deployed is similar to kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach, something that should have happened to your mother." Things like that. Then sit back laugh as their tiny little brains respond with "**** you .I.", "Go2 hell fagget", "I fuk ur mom".
Fancy Hatemail is the best.
i dont know how to punctuate but
"Your ability to destroy my HAV before it is even deployed is similar to kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach, something that should have happened to your mother."
is the best quote ever
yes i scream KA-ME-HA-MEHAAAAAA when i forge muthafuckas
the Turtle Hermit: Professional Heavy
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
TRA1LBLAZERS
456
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Posted - 2014.02.06 02:47:00 -
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Ive never gotten hate mail, only mail that says good game or you're really good, or respect to you or something like that
Kills- Archduke Ferdinand
Balance!
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Ghost Kaisar
Titans of Phoenix
Legacy Rising
2737
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Posted - 2014.02.06 03:22:00 -
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"Sir, if you were any less intelligent, I would have to water you twice a week"
"I hope you step on a Lego"
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"
"I hope something you love catches on fire"
"You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit"
And my personal favorite:
"You're the AT&T of People"
This is how you send hatemail people.
Nothing says "F**K YOU!" like a direct Flaylock to the face.
Minmatar. In Rust we trust.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
1947
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Posted - 2014.02.06 03:23:00 -
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"I take your pugnacious attitude toward my effective display of skill with remote explosives as a reproach upon base behavior, unbecoming of your namesake--coolhand69."
I Am The Danger*
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Zerus Ni'Kator
Brutor Vanguard
Minmatar Republic
223
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Posted - 2014.02.06 05:40:00 -
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calisk galern wrote:I prefer to get into long conversations of hate mail chain with my hate mailers.
it's fun seeing how long i can keep them raging.
so far my record is 9 hate mails, me and my wife were laughing about them the other day, sadly hate mail chuckles are about the only aprt of dust she's interested in.
Kind of pathetic getting pleasure out of annoying other people, simple fact is the only reason you get joy out of it is because you know they can't physically do anything to you ..
I have to admit I'm considering going to fanfest this year in the hope I get to meet some of the forum warriors face to face
Revelling in pissing people off sat behind a computer is 1 thing , how would you act if the person your pissing off is right in front of you ?
check this video of what happens top those who try to annoy others for pleasure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs
This is my favourite though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yESjUiIhH34
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McFurious
TeamPlayers
Negative-Feedback
606
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Posted - 2014.02.06 05:48:00 -
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I, for one, like my hatemails to be in ALL CAPS and full of misspelled obscenities. 
Half Irish. Often angry.
Closed Beta Masshole
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Auris Lionesse
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Renegade Alliance
159
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Posted - 2014.02.06 05:51:00 -
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Some guy got mad and said he was gonna attack my corp and tell the ceo to blame me when the districts were lost because i killed him with a militia shotgun lol.
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Vulpes Dolosus
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
881
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Posted - 2014.02.06 06:00:00 -
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Sir, that was quite the display of you skill in that last scuffle. I can definitively say you're the top of the bell curve with that kind of performance.
Dropship Specialist
Kills- Incubus: 4; Pythons: 3 Gêå1; Other DS: 31 Gêå2; Tanks: 33 Gêå2
2/2
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I-Shayz-I
I-----I
2206
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Posted - 2014.02.06 06:49:00 -
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I send hate mail like this.
and when they respond with whatever stupid comment they have I always reply with:
;)
Links:
List of Most Important Threads
I make logistics videos!
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Reign Omega
BurgezzE.T.F
Public Disorder.
129
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Posted - 2014.02.06 07:05:00 -
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference_ Mark Twain |
Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
1710
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Posted - 2014.02.06 08:45:00 -
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Classy hatemail is the best but I usually just get various forms of NOOB TUBE! comments. There is a guy in my corp though that has this uncanny knack of getting hatemail all the time yet most of the time it ends with the guy sending him hatemail sending him friend requests and putting aps into the corp sincerely as well.
I did go a bit overboard replying to hatemail once and instead of classy I decided on going Shakespearian on them. First few words were along the lines of Verily thou art, naturaly the guy sent back "******* foreigners lrn2spk english" which I found hilarious.
Lead Diplomat for Forsaken Immortals.
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