Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2014.02.04 22:26:00 -
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I'm writing this now to tell you all my shame is too great, I can't go on with the guilt of fooling you anymore!
But no more! Today I air my dirty laundry, so to speak (I prefer to use a dryer personally). I will tell you of my cooking, my library of romance music, my anime watching habit, my meme hunting ways and finally, where I put the murder weapon!
My cooking secrets: I know I haven't cooked for you all in a good long while, or posted a recipe, for this I have true shame on my head, but I have been hiding much worse.
My recipes are not my own! They're from Rampages secret cookbook, I just replace the two cups of AIDS he requires for a tablespoon of salt and a teaspoon of butter, DON'T LOOK AT ME!!
The only legit recipes I've got is my chili, my chicken curry and a shepherds pie I winged it on and it turned out really good, and I have yet to post.
My music Library exposed:
Actually I'm pretty proud of this, I fought John Ripper in a romance battle which only expanded my already extensive library of panty dropper beats, I have since added those cheesy japanese anime intros to the list, because even if they're in a different language, they still count, they just wouldn't work in America, unless you were charming an oversexed hippie hopped up on Viagra and Reese's Pieces.
My anime habit exposed:
I regret to inform my anime brethren that I have not been entirely honest with you.
For you see, I have never finished a single anime series since I watched the ending of Inuyasha (that ending actually made me cry, mainly because it was so stupid to me).
The closest I've ever gotten to finishing a series since then is looking random anime pictures on Google images while I was looking up poor people memes, DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!
And Finally, my meme hunting exposed:
You've all been tricked, I get my memes from goodwill images,
like this one here
then I get bored and off topic and look up anime pictures and intros for the heck of it.
kind of like this one, just found it.
After that I look up anti Logibro slurs.
I'm also writing this to inform you all that this will hopefully be my last post in the war room, I've become a total douchebag perusing these halls and wish to never return to these dark corridors.
I hopefully leave this war room with a message for Mr. Machine Guns. Your time in Nyain will be short if you do not soon learn to love anime,
I give you this relic I discovered before I ever finished the Inuyasha series, use it well. It shall help you on your journey to inner understanding of anime.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
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