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devonus durga
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Posted - 2014.01.27 03:32:00 -
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Aizen Intiki wrote:The most annoying thing ever? Trying to fight a damaged modded Gunnlogi, and then one of those ******* crashing into you, costing them 0 ISk, yet making you lose 500k. Stop allowing them to attach Re's to hulls, and if not, make it to where it only damages the hull, and not the thing it's crashing into.
EDIT: and for those who say it's the only way infantry can kill HAV's, stop being a bitchy ass scrub and use AV.
Sure, as soon as they remove tanks.
And 0 risk? Only people with bpos, and rented are still 3k then.
Most people who jihad don't have bpos though, its the last ditch (though first ditch more often then not now) for those who don't have the sp to use proper AV, which means they have not been here LNG enough to have bpo s. Tell me would you be as upset if a scout ran up and did it by planting the remote on you?
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devonus durga
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Posted - 2014.01.27 03:46:00 -
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Scout Registry wrote:You're b*tching about a symptom, and you neglect to see the cause.
Buff AV, nerf Tanks, and Jihad Jeeps will disappear.
Nah I'll always run mine, to much fun.
Op, I can burn through 2-3 jihad keep fits trying to hit a tanker. There are plenty of measures that can stop or dissuade a jihad jeeper. I won't mention them, but I can easily blow through 90k chasing a tank.
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devonus durga
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Posted - 2014.01.27 03:51:00 -
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Faunher wrote:KING CHECKMATE wrote:Aizen Intiki wrote:The most annoying thing ever? Trying to fight a damaged modded Gunnlogi, and then one of those ******* crashing into you, costing them 0 ISk, yet making you lose 500k. Stop allowing them to attach Re's to hulls, and if not, make it to where it only damages the hull, and not the thing it's crashing into. No. buff jihad Jeeps. Lets start a petition.
Search the breach remote explosive reccomendation and give it your love.
1 remote to rule the tanks, and in the darkness bind them.
Basicly remote on steroid, can inky carry one though. Meant to bust tanks and installations.
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devonus durga
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Posted - 2014.01.27 04:13:00 -
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Faunher wrote:I approach jihad jeeping not as some sneaky, deceitful way of defeating my opponent. Jihad jeeping is an art form. They say there is nothing in war but death and destruction, but I believe entirely in death with beauty.
I start off with the RE placement ritual. Each and every one of my REs must be placed perfectly on the jeep, or else I have to prematurely detonate it, as I can not be delivering an impure and tainted death to my enemies.
After the RE ritual, I have to search the map to single out the suitable sacrificial tank. After thoroughly investigating the terrain that my sacrifice is grazing in, I carefully and painstakingly plan out the path. This path is what I like to call the Way of Enlightenment. While traveling down the Way of Enlightenment, I chant a prayer to the Gods of AV. I pray for the successful deliverance of mercy to my aggrieved target. The Way of Enlightenment must be tread with wary tires though, as any straying from the path in the form of rolling or otherwise hitting a bump and doing multiple, physics-shattering flips through the air will defile the holy vessel. Any corruption of the vessel will result in a mandatory premature detonation in order to maintain honor.
Once you tread the Way of Enlightenment and you at last arrive to the sacrificial altar, much care has to be taken in order to pierce the Chosen Offering in such a way as to quickly end its suffering. The deliverer of the Holy Vessel of Mercy must take an active part as a sacrificial offering himself in order to successfully complete the ritual and ascend to the glory of the Gods of AV.
So next time you bad-mouth a jihad-jeeper, why don't you take some time to research what we have to go through. This game isn't a walk in the park for anyone.
May the Goddess of Wiyrkomi Swarm Launchers grant you eternal WP.
I just cried a little, you sir, are a saint.
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Posted - 2014.01.27 04:32:00 -
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Yeah, I always forget to switch suiys, then again I'm usually in ambush so its not always an optin
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Posted - 2014.01.27 04:36:00 -
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devonus durga wrote:Faunher wrote:I approach jihad jeeping not as some sneaky, deceitful way of defeating my opponent. Jihad jeeping is an art form. They say there is nothing in war but death and destruction, but I believe entirely in death with beauty.
I start off with the RE placement ritual. Each and every one of my REs must be placed perfectly on the jeep, or else I have to prematurely detonate it, as I can not be delivering an impure and tainted death to my enemies.
After the RE ritual, I have to search the map to single out the suitable sacrificial tank. After thoroughly investigating the terrain that my sacrifice is grazing in, I carefully and painstakingly plan out the path. This path is what I like to call the Way of Enlightenment. While traveling down the Way of Enlightenment, I chant a prayer to the Gods of AV. I pray for the successful deliverance of mercy to my aggrieved target. The Way of Enlightenment must be tread with wary tires though, as any straying from the path in the form of rolling or otherwise hitting a bump and doing multiple, physics-shattering flips through the air will defile the holy vessel. Any corruption of the vessel will result in a mandatory premature detonation in order to maintain honor.
Once you tread the Way of Enlightenment and you at last arrive to the sacrificial altar, much care has to be taken in order to pierce the Chosen Offering in such a way as to quickly end its suffering. The deliverer of the Holy Vessel of Mercy must take an active part as a sacrificial offering himself in order to successfully complete the ritual and ascend to the glory of the Gods of AV.
So next time you bad-mouth a jihad-jeeper, why don't you take some time to research what we have to go through. This game isn't a walk in the park for anyone.
May the Goddess of Wiyrkomi Swarm Launchers grant you eternal WP. I just cried a little, you sir, are a saint.
I just might make a short story based off this if you don't mind? It will be amarran and in a favorable light towards our beloved jeep, and I'll credit you.
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Posted - 2014.01.27 04:48:00 -
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Faunher wrote:devonus durga wrote:devonus durga wrote:Faunher wrote:I approach jihad jeeping not as some sneaky, deceitful way of defeating my opponent. Jihad jeeping is an art form. They say there is nothing in war but death and destruction, but I believe entirely in death with beauty.
I start off with the RE placement ritual. Each and every one of my REs must be placed perfectly on the jeep, or else I have to prematurely detonate it, as I can not be delivering an impure and tainted death to my enemies.
After the RE ritual, I have to search the map to single out the suitable sacrificial tank. After thoroughly investigating the terrain that my sacrifice is grazing in, I carefully and painstakingly plan out the path. This path is what I like to call the Way of Enlightenment. While traveling down the Way of Enlightenment, I chant a prayer to the Gods of AV. I pray for the successful deliverance of mercy to my aggrieved target. The Way of Enlightenment must be tread with wary tires though, as any straying from the path in the form of rolling or otherwise hitting a bump and doing multiple, physics-shattering flips through the air will defile the holy vessel. Any corruption of the vessel will result in a mandatory premature detonation in order to maintain honor.
Once you tread the Way of Enlightenment and you at last arrive to the sacrificial altar, much care has to be taken in order to pierce the Chosen Offering in such a way as to quickly end its suffering. The deliverer of the Holy Vessel of Mercy must take an active part as a sacrificial offering himself in order to successfully complete the ritual and ascend to the glory of the Gods of AV.
So next time you bad-mouth a jihad-jeeper, why don't you take some time to research what we have to go through. This game isn't a walk in the park for anyone.
May the Goddess of Wiyrkomi Swarm Launchers grant you eternal WP. I just cried a little, you sir, are a saint. I just might make a short story based off this if you don't mind? It will be amarran and in a favorable light towards our beloved jeep, and I'll credit you. By the will of the Gods of AV, and the Patron Goddess of Wiyrkomi Swarms, you have permission to write this story. May you get eternal WPs, Prophet Devonus Durga.
Many thanks, it will take a few weeks, I'm not very knowledgeable of eve dust lore, never mind amarran, so I want to get it right.
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