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TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.01.20 05:10:00 -
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At least they don't blow you up anymore lol.
But seriously wtf.
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.01.20 05:27:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:It depends.
Unless the lamp posts have armour hardeners, no it doesn't lol.
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.01.20 05:28:00 -
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Lucrezia LeGrand wrote:Maybe they're from Narnia. ^__^
This, thread ends here.
Case closed.
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.01.20 05:39:00 -
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PEW JACKSON wrote:Rather they stop my tank instead of blowing it up.
I'd rather we squashed them like a 60+ tonne tank would.
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.01.20 05:59:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Aero Yassavi wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:This is the future. The lamp posts are made out of an impact resistant material that can withstand the weight of the whole MCC. Sadly, all efforts to weaponize this material have failed. This technology was invented by the Gallente, who were having a wide spread issue of druggies crashing into them. Realizing that it was getting too expensive to constantly replace these lamp posts, research into the impact resistant lamp posts commenced. You speak of the lamp posts as if they weren't people..... They are a noble race of metallic space faring life forms who spend many decades buried in the ground beside paved roads, their natural hunting grounds. They wait for foolish mercenary tankers to separate themselves from the pack before they strike. They move with lightning speed and are impervious to any know fire arm and vehicle. They can withstand extreme temperatures and massive impact damage with little effect on their life cycle. More recently during the more patriotic lamp posts actually volunteered to be living ammunition in the Gallentean Anti Aircraft super weapon tests to create the next weapon of mass destruction.
Hahahaha.
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Swamp iz on dat welevant flex fam
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.01.20 06:00:00 -
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Borne Velvalor wrote:Aero Yassavi wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:This is the future. The lamp posts are made out of an impact resistant material that can withstand the weight of the whole MCC. Sadly, all efforts to weaponize this material have failed. This technology was invented by the Gallente, who were having a wide spread issue of druggies crashing into them. Realizing that it was getting too expensive to constantly replace these lamp posts, research into the impact resistant lamp posts commenced. Rumor has it that the Incubus has some of this material in its hull, thus why simply tapping a Python with one causes it to crash and burn.
Bad subtle QQ.
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Swamp iz on dat welevant flex fam
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.01.20 06:03:00 -
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*David Attenborough voice*
Here we see the lamp post in its natural environment, it has no predators to worry about and feeds on the scuffed paintwork off its most common prey. The lesser std tank.
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.01.20 06:04:00 -
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Borne Velvalor wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:Aero Yassavi wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:This is the future. The lamp posts are made out of an impact resistant material that can withstand the weight of the whole MCC. Sadly, all efforts to weaponize this material have failed. This technology was invented by the Gallente, who were having a wide spread issue of druggies crashing into them. Realizing that it was getting too expensive to constantly replace these lamp posts, research into the impact resistant lamp posts commenced. Rumor has it that the Incubus has some of this material in its hull, thus why simply tapping a Python with one causes it to crash and burn. Bad subtle QQ. I don't even fly dropships~
Aha
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Swamp iz on dat welevant flex fam
I sold my family to the Amarr for isk, its a valid tactic
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