Was I the only one who read this in a Barry White voice?

To my lovely, Dust514


I remember when I first heard about you baby! I WAS SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU! And when we finally met, we had an amazing time. I fell in love with you the moment our lives crossed paths. Just everything about you was so perfect! Aside from your beautiful graphics, I found out that there was so much more to you! Everyday, I would look forward to us spending our time together. Aha I still remember when we used to just go on for hours on end, and how it was so painful for me to leave you :( But I couldn't wait to see you the following day! So many amazing memories :') But then you started changing! I MEAN NOT IN A BAD WAY! But everything just started getting so much more interesting. With the introduction of the Squad Finder and the many new guns, you just made me love you so much more :)) But then we started facing some difficulties in our relationship :/ The occasional "Proto-stompers" thought that they could ruin everything for us, but we stayed strong! We knew that we had to work this out together, and we did! A few weeks had gone by and it you just seemed different. I mean I still looked forward to our time together! But nothing was as exciting as it used to be. It would just be the same boring maps, with the same people, and the same game play each time :/ You just changed so much! And it didn't even seem that you cared about anything I had to say! I put in all my effort to keep this going. I tried everything! New suits... new approaches... playing with different people, but nothing was working out anymore. I just don't understand why you're so dull now :/ There's no spark or anything in our relationship. I mean I was only asking for Customization, and some other things :/ And I don't understand why you lied to me! In the first time I saw you, you told me that I'd be able to do anything I wanted! Like use my weaponry and equipment from a dropship, for example. But now I just feel so confined in our relationship. I'm starting to realize how minimal my freedom is with you! Heck sometimes I think that my relationship with Club Penguin was so much better! But that was almost 9 years from now :/

But overall, I'm starting to think that parting our ways will be the best for us. But I hate the fact that I love you so much <3 There's just something about you that keeps drawing me back to you :/

I don't know, I just felt as though it was about time I was honest with you. BUT I STILL LOVE YOU BABY, WITH ALL MY HEART! I THINK THAT WE CAN STILL WORK THIS OUT!

To my lovely, Dust514


I remember when I first heard about you baby! I WAS SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU! And when we finally met, we had an amazing time. I fell in love with you the moment our lives crossed paths. Just everything about you was so perfect! Aside from your beautiful graphics, I found out that there was so much more to you! Everyday, I would look forward to us spending our time together. Aha I still remember when we used to just go on for hours on end, and how it was so painful for me to leave you :( But I couldn't wait to see you the following day! So many amazing memories :') But then you started changing! I MEAN NOT IN A BAD WAY! But everything just started getting so much more interesting. With the introduction of the Squad Finder and the many new guns, you just made me love you so much more :)) But then we started facing some difficulties in our relationship :/ The occasional "Proto-stompers" thought that they could ruin everything for us, but we stayed strong! We knew that we had to work this out together, and we did! A few weeks had gone by and it you just seemed different. I mean I still looked forward to our time together! But nothing was as exciting as it used to be. It would just be the same boring maps, with the same people, and the same game play each time :/ You just changed so much! And it didn't even seem that you cared about anything I had to say! I put in all my effort to keep this going. I tried everything! New suits... new approaches... playing with different people, but nothing was working out anymore. I just don't understand why you're so dull now :/ There's no spark or anything in our relationship. I mean I was only asking for Customization, and some other things :/ And I don't understand why you lied to me! In the first time I saw you, you told me that I'd be able to do anything I wanted! Like use my weaponry and equipment from a dropship, for example. But now I just feel so confined in our relationship. I'm starting to realize how minimal my freedom is with you! Heck sometimes I think that my relationship with Club Penguin was so much better! But that was almost 9 years from now :/

But overall, I'm starting to think that parting our ways will be the best for us. But I hate the fact that I love you so much <3 There's just something about you that keeps drawing me back to you :/

I don't know, I just felt as though it was about time I was honest with you. BUT I STILL LOVE YOU BABY, WITH ALL MY HEART! I THINK THAT WE CAN STILL WORK THIS OUT!