Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
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Posted - 2014.01.17 04:50:00 -
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What the f*ck!!! I was born into this oppressive universe around June or July. I knew what I was in for in the beginning, and my early Minmatar military career consisted of blowing up installations on the edge of maps, as well as red line sniping in any chance I got. i worked hard, knew what I was up against, and pushed through to become a decent Dust player, and became a somewhat valuable member of whatever squad I ran with. i hit my zenith at around 1.5. I was clearing roofs of 3+ enemies as well as uplinks, on my own, I was holding objectives with 1 other R1P against waves of reds. I wasn't the best by any means, but I felt like I was a soldier any squad would like to have on their side.
Now I watch the kill feed. Rail rail rail combat combat rail rail combat (holy sh*t, a Duvolle kill). I take 2 bullets from anything and i'm done. Min Assault, lvl 5 shields and armor. Tanks everywhere. heavys pissing and moaning after getting the world handed to them on a diamond encrusted golden player, yet still running light weapons. Scouts.....you are the truth. Any true scout still playing this sh*tty game is our lord christ/muhhamed/buhhda all rolled into one. You have got the biggest ass raping and still play. i love you for it. Tanks stick to tanks, but still, f*ck all of you. And who ever talked about the "pilots code" in the 1st airborne chat room can suck my shriveled white d*ck. I will try and kill anything red no matter what, and this p*ssy ass bullsh*t about not going after a red of your same profession is stupid. this game is broken and CCP needs to stop eating salted fish and enjoying government subsidized health care and make a f*cking last gen game work. My nephew is autistic and half mexican and he could make a better game out of tin cans and aborted fetuses.
I took my mandatory months worth of Dust leave, and you dirty hippy Icelanders still have this game jacked up beyond all belief. Bring the QQ claims, bring the HTFU claims, call me a b*tch, call me a scrub, this game is broken and everyone knows it. I've dropped $150 on this piece of sh*t, way less than most. Look at Eve Offline. How many players are born every hour? Well guess what, every 10 hours thirty of those "new players" are me, milking my PSN alts for ISK, not just to fund my never ending quest to get a leg up on this god awful game, but to give CCP the ability to trick Sony into thinking people like to play a garbage ass game with broken mechanics. So look at those Eve offline numbers and tell yourself the playerbase is growing. Or realize that there is a reason you end up fighting against the same 3 corps every night you log on.
As much as I would like to blame this on the xannax and whiskey, f*ck you CCP. F*ck heavys, **** vehicles, **** 8 OBs in 1 skirmish, f*ck the same god damn maps, and f*ck the wasted potential of what could have been a paradigm shift in video gaming in general.
Ban me, hate me, laugh at me, do what ever you want. I've paid my dues, I've paid my ISK, and i've paid my real dollars. Every single person who wants to bash me here knows at least 3 dedicated clones who have been stand out players who have left this joke because it is, in all reality, a joke.
The sickest part is i'm giving this game more chances, because I love the original idea of the game, and I love the people I have met in my Corp. The one thing that gives me a piece of mind is that I can take my corp to any game, and leave behind the actual game that is Dust.
I'm not bluffing CCP. You f*cked up. Ban me. Ban me b*tch, i'm American, i'm used to my government f*cking me when they know i'm right. Fix your f*cking game, or make me a martyr.
I hate that I sound like the respec people, I hate that I sound like the original AV vs vehicle argument, I hate I sound like the Flaylock or MD b*tcher, but it is what it is. This game is broken, and CCP has no idea how to fix it.
Ban me b*tch, ban all of my 15 extra accounts, and leave the other clones ISK farm accounts alone. Because according to your EULA ISK farming is against the rules. But anyone who doesn't make PC equipment lag money needs their ISK farm accounts to keep this joke alive. Plus in our "private correspondence" email I was told ISK farming accounts were within the acceptable rules.
Dunk out.
**Middle Finger**
(And my mandatory Dust freak out has ended)
I've heard it plenty before but I went through Jim Jones' suicide tape transcript to find a good quote...jesus christ.
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