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Government CheeseBurger molon labe. Public Disorder. 684	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:30:00 - [1] - Quote You all do realize that these so called events are for CCP's infinite disgusting thrust for STAT P.OR.N. CCP "not enough STAT's on that nova knife. We need more! Make an event!" Joking aside. It sounds like its going to be a slice. Full Blown Rep Tool with Romantic Fist attachment Wife Support.
LT SHANKS Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 1393	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:33:00 - [2] - Quote I couldn't nova knife even if my life depended on it, hence my 16 deaths in one Domination match from trying... I suck.
Onesimus Tarsus 790	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:33:00 - [3] - Quote Government CheeseBurger wrote: You all do realize that these so called events are for CCP's infinite disgusting thrust for STAT P.OR.N. CCP "not enough STAT's on that nova knife. We need more! Make an event!" Joking aside. It sounds like its going to be a slice. Well, you would need to have a weeklong event on NKs in order to see the kills rise above 10. I got my hand around the pistol grip, and the safety's off.
Knight Soiaire BurgezzE.T.F 4460	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:33:00 - [4] - Quote Porn. Up your forum game brah. Provider of Vanilla Scented Soap Bars EVE - White Sign Soapstone (Trial for newbs)
Cyrius Li-Moody The New Age Outlaws WINMATAR. 2816	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:35:00 - [5] - Quote LT SHANKS wrote: I couldn't nova knife even if my life depended on it, hence my 16 deaths in one Domination match from trying... I suck. Knifing in a domination is pretty difficult on most maps. Too many people in one place. Skirm is where it's at. Youtuber. Your friendly neighborhood whiskey-fueled merc.
LUGMOS YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE 270	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:35:00 - [6] - Quote More of an event for everyone else, since they will be free kills from inexperienced people trying. The biggest threat to my scout is everything. My scout is the biggest threat to everything.
LUGMOS YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE 270	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:36:00 - [7] - Quote Cyrius Li-Moody wrote: LT SHANKS wrote: I couldn't nova knife even if my life depended on it, hence my 16 deaths in one Domination match from trying... I suck. Knifing in a domination is pretty difficult on most maps. Too many people in one place. Skirm is where it's at. 1. Go to objective 2. Don't get scanned 3. ???????? 4. Profit The biggest threat to my scout is everything. My scout is the biggest threat to everything.
Galvan Nized Deep Space Republic 523	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:37:00 - [8] - Quote I don't get the rifles/HMG, why do they need stats on that? What do you think is killing scouts like 90% of the time? That takes the fun out of the event.
Roy Ventus Foxhound Corporation General Tso's Alliance 874	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:37:00 - [9] - Quote Government CheeseBurger wrote: You all do realize that these so called events are for CCP's infinite disgusting thrust for STAT P.OR.N. CCP "not enough STAT's on that nova knife. We need more! Make an event!" Joking aside. It sounds like its going to be a slice. CCP just doing this to instill some bitterness into scouts for when they get their update. What's scarier than an invisible assailant? One that's holding a grudge on your ass. "There once was a time when there wasn't a Roy Ventus and it wasn't much of a time at all." Roy Ventus
Onesimus Tarsus 790	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:37:00 - [10] - Quote LUGMOS wrote: More of an event for everyone else, since they will be free kills from scouts trying. Edited for your edification. I got my hand around the pistol grip, and the safety's off.

mr musturd 0uter.Heaven 278	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:38:00 - [11] - Quote Onesimus Tarsus wrote: Government CheeseBurger wrote: You all do realize that these so called events are for CCP's infinite disgusting thrust for STAT P.OR.N. CCP "not enough STAT's on that nova knife. We need more! Make an event!" Joking aside. It sounds like its going to be a slice. Well, you would need to have a weeklong event on NKs in order to see the kills rise above 10. What.
Onesimus Tarsus 790	Posted - 2014.01.13 23:39:00 - [12] - Quote Roy Ventus wrote: Government CheeseBurger wrote: You all do realize that these so called events are for CCP's infinite disgusting thrust for STAT P.OR.N. CCP "not enough STAT's on that nova knife. We need more! Make an event!" Joking aside. It sounds like its going to be a slice. CCP just doing this to instill some bitterness into scouts for when they get their update. What's scarier than an invisible assailant? One that's holding a grudge on your ass. Yeah, because scouts haven't been held down and gut-kicked for 8 months. I got my hand around the pistol grip, and the safety's off.
Onesimus Tarsus 792	Posted - 2014.01.14 00:38:00 - [13] - Quote mr musturd wrote: Onesimus Tarsus wrote: Government CheeseBurger wrote: You all do realize that these so called events are for CCP's infinite disgusting thrust for STAT P.OR.N. CCP "not enough STAT's on that nova knife. We need more! Make an event!" Joking aside. It sounds like its going to be a slice. Well, you would need to have a weeklong event on NKs in order to see the kills rise above 10. What. I hear they're going to have an event to count how many times each of us dies by falling into the shaft by a null cannon or into that green goo, and hand out free ADV codebreakers to those who do it the least. I'm practically palpitating in expectation. I got my hand around the pistol grip, and the safety's off.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 493	Posted - 2014.01.14 00:46:00 - [14] - Quote LUGMOS wrote: Cyrius Li-Moody wrote: [quote=LT SHANKS]I couldn't nova knife even if my life depended on it, hence my 16 deaths in one Domination match from trying... I suck. 2. Don't get scanned IMPOSSIBRUH!!!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 493	Posted - 2014.01.14 00:48:00 - [15] - Quote mr musturd wrote: Onesimus Tarsus wrote: Government CheeseBurger wrote: You all do realize that these so called events are for CCP's infinite disgusting thrust for STAT P.OR.N. CCP "not enough STAT's on that nova knife. We need more! Make an event!" Joking aside. It sounds like its going to be a slice. Well, you would need to have a weeklong event on NKs in order to see the kills rise above 10. What. Is that supposed to be a question?
Roy Ventus Foxhound Corporation General Tso's Alliance 876	Posted - 2014.01.14 00:49:00 - [16] - Quote Onesimus Tarsus wrote: Roy Ventus wrote: Government CheeseBurger wrote: You all do realize that these so called events are for CCP's infinite disgusting thrust for STAT P.OR.N. CCP "not enough STAT's on that nova knife. We need more! Make an event!" Joking aside. It sounds like its going to be a slice. CCP just doing this to instill some bitterness into scouts for when they get their update. What's scarier than an invisible assailant? One that's holding a grudge on your ass. Yeah, because scouts haven't been held down and gut-kicked for 8 months. They haven't had an event with a focus on putting them in the negatives until now . It's the final cream on top of the cake. "There once was a time when there wasn't a Roy Ventus and it wasn't much of a time at all." Roy Ventus


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