DUST Search - [Challenge 4] Corporate Dossier

Lilana Renarde wrote:

The Unholy Legion of DarkStar

CEO: JoshuaEvil666
Tax Rate: 5%
Member: 1260
Alliance: DarkStar Army

Biggest Assets: Sheer, unadulterated numbers. 1,200+ members feed the corporation wallet, even at the modest tax rate. Don't be surprised if this corporation is one of the richest in DUST without abusing Planetary Conquest.

Persons to watch out for

"Uncle" CEOPyrex: Many believe that His clones are created by the Jove and the legendary NanoCleric (see below). There is no telling what "Uncle" Pyrex has over the Jove that they would help a lowly man. Of course, calling Pyrex a lowly man would naturally result in falling into His trap. Be very, very careful running into this beast of a creature. Pyrex is well known for running incredibly overpowered weapons such as the Flaylock. But no! That isn't enough for this monster. During the last two weeks, He has been using two Flaylocks! It is known that when referring to "Uncle" Pyrex in the third person, one MUST capitalize He or Him or "Uncle" will fall upon you in the night. You will go into His sack and never be heard from again...

JoshuaEvil666: The only creature more evil than "Uncle" is JoshuaEvil666. said to be the byproduct of a hate orgy between a Gallente homeless man, a Caldari businesswoman, a Minmatar slave liberator, and an Amarr Templar (both genders unknown), JoshuaEvil666 is so evil that The Beast from early Earth religion took it's number FROM JoshuaEvil666. Little else is known about him. As a side note; the Infiltrator sent in mentioned that JoshuaEvil666 had several large, foreboding closets. When asked what was in the closets, the Infiltrator went silent and only said "I don't want to talk about it." To be make something clear, the Infiltrator was involved in ground based combat on Caldari Prime.

DaiReaver: The only person that wouldn't speak to the Infiltrator so little could be discovered about it. A look at his financial records proves that he gives an excessive amount of ISK to orphan children. Despite his, quote, "cold dead eyes" it is believed that DaiReaver might be a decent human being. Of course, who heard of an innocent Immortal?

"Unknown Signal": Fascinating entity. During ground based combat, the only name that comes forth from the Immortal is "Unknown Signal." His/Her voice fluctuates wildly. Once it was a deep baritone. Another it was an operatic voice. Sometimes it is even the voice of children. Without a doubt, the strangest time all voice communications failed (due to EMP attack from orbit) yet "Unknown Signal" continued to 'speak.' The Infiltrator explained it as "static and scratches that made up complete sense at the time." Strangely, the Infiltrator suffered severe brain trauma due to "the incident" and had to activate a new clone. Nosebleeds are still common despite hundreds of new clones.

NanoCleric: Demon to some, angel to others. NanoCleric is said to have learned from the great Amarr prophets how to use his religious beliefs to control nanites. This has allowed him to do far, far more than what should be possible. It is believed, despite being nigh-godly, "Uncle" holds something over NanoCleric who is forced to modify His clones. NanoCleric is known to be able to reuse nanites from a nanohive after they have restocked his weapons. This is, obviously, violating the laws of physics but he, quote, "Doesn't care."

TortDogg: Efficient fighter, most deadly with the Plasma Cannon. On more than one occasion, TortDogg has grown bored of the battle and destroyed the enemy MCC with a single shot of the Plasma Cannon. The Infiltrator stole one and sent it to the State to unlock its secrets but it is more likely TortDogg that would need to be studied. Infiltrator note: "it is a rumor inside TUL that TortDogg is a slaver hound inside their dropsuit. Cannot confirm."

Eddie Rio: Fine connoisseur of various wines. Always goes into battle with "Derek the Bird" who loudly tweets away Eddie Rio and company's position. When a Private in the DarkStar Army questioned Eddie Riot for the bird, Eddie Rio shot them repeatedly. Derek continues to tweet to this day. No one seems to complain anymore.

TUL Recruiter: Minister of Propaganda. Responsible for recruiting starry eyed Capsuleers who are later turned into New Eden's finest killers. TUL Recruiter has no life beyond making propaganda. Nothing else can be sad. They make propaganda and make sure there is always a supply of new guys to join TUL. "Nuff said."

NanoSpark: Despite TUL having a being of pure Evil, a possible Slaver Hound, a man who goes into battle with a bird, and whatever the hell "Uncle" Pyrex is, NanoSpark might be the most unique entity. People like to believe Immortals / 'DUST Bunnies' are far inferior to the space faring Capsuleers. It is of the opinion of the writer that NanoSpark disproves that notion, at least in the case of NanoSpark and NanoCleric. Yes, NanoCleric created NanoSpark from a chewing gum wrapper, a bottle of Quafe, a drop of sweat from "Uncle" Pyrex, and a bit of seed chewed on by Derek. NanoSpark is cold, emotionless, and only takes orders from NanoCleric. Not even "Uncle" has been able to give NanoSpark an order. NanoSpark is said to be such a terrifying pilot that they can make Capital Missiles deal full damage against a MWD Rifter. This is keeping with NanoSpark and NanoCleric's abuse of the laws of physics...

Disclaimer: The above is entirely a work of fiction and has no bearing on the actual people that play the characters. They are all good people that clearly enjoy playing the game. Please do not take offense at this; it was meant as an homage to some of the greatest people in our community.


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JoshuaEvil666 The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 69	Posted - 2014.04.06 17:24:00 - [1] - Quote Lilana Renarde wrote: The Unholy Legion of DarkStar CEO: JoshuaEvil666 Tax Rate: 5% Member: 1260 Alliance: DarkStar Army Biggest Assets: Sheer, unadulterated numbers. 1,200+ members feed the corporation wallet, even at the modest tax rate. Don't be surprised if this corporation is one of the richest in DUST without abusing Planetary Conquest. Persons to watch out for "Uncle" CEOPyrex: Many believe that His clones are created by the Jove and the legendary NanoCleric (see below). There is no telling what "Uncle" Pyrex has over the Jove that they would help a lowly man. Of course, calling Pyrex a lowly man would naturally result in falling into His trap. Be very, very careful running into this beast of a creature. Pyrex is well known for running incredibly overpowered weapons such as the Flaylock. But no! That isn't enough for this monster. During the last two weeks, He has been using two Flaylocks! It is known that when referring to "Uncle" Pyrex in the third person, one MUST capitalize He or Him or "Uncle" will fall upon you in the night. You will go into His sack and never be heard from again... JoshuaEvil666: The only creature more evil than "Uncle" is JoshuaEvil666. said to be the byproduct of a hate orgy between a Gallente homeless man, a Caldari businesswoman, a Minmatar slave liberator, and an Amarr Templar (both genders unknown), JoshuaEvil666 is so evil that The Beast from early Earth religion took it's number FROM JoshuaEvil666. Little else is known about him. As a side note; the Infiltrator sent in mentioned that JoshuaEvil666 had several large, foreboding closets. When asked what was in the closets, the Infiltrator went silent and only said "I don't want to talk about it." To be make something clear, the Infiltrator was involved in ground based combat on Caldari Prime. DaiReaver: The only person that wouldn't speak to the Infiltrator so little could be discovered about it. A look at his financial records proves that he gives an excessive amount of ISK to orphan children. Despite his, quote, "cold dead eyes" it is believed that DaiReaver might be a decent human being. Of course, who heard of an innocent Immortal? "Unknown Signal": Fascinating entity. During ground based combat, the only name that comes forth from the Immortal is "Unknown Signal." His/Her voice fluctuates wildly. Once it was a deep baritone. Another it was an operatic voice. Sometimes it is even the voice of children. Without a doubt, the strangest time all voice communications failed (due to EMP attack from orbit) yet "Unknown Signal" continued to 'speak.' The Infiltrator explained it as "static and scratches that made up complete sense at the time." Strangely, the Infiltrator suffered severe brain trauma due to "the incident" and had to activate a new clone. Nosebleeds are still common despite hundreds of new clones. NanoCleric: Demon to some, angel to others. NanoCleric is said to have learned from the great Amarr prophets how to use his religious beliefs to control nanites. This has allowed him to do far, far more than what should be possible. It is believed, despite being nigh-godly, "Uncle" holds something over NanoCleric who is forced to modify His clones. NanoCleric is known to be able to reuse nanites from a nanohive after they have restocked his weapons. This is, obviously, violating the laws of physics but he, quote, "Doesn't care." TortDogg: Efficient fighter, most deadly with the Plasma Cannon. On more than one occasion, TortDogg has grown bored of the battle and destroyed the enemy MCC with a single shot of the Plasma Cannon. The Infiltrator stole one and sent it to the State to unlock its secrets but it is more likely TortDogg that would need to be studied. Infiltrator note: "it is a rumor inside TUL that TortDogg is a slaver hound inside their dropsuit. Cannot confirm." Eddie Rio: Fine connoisseur of various wines. Always goes into battle with "Derek the Bird" who loudly tweets away Eddie Rio and company's position. When a Private in the DarkStar Army questioned Eddie Riot for the bird, Eddie Rio shot them repeatedly. Derek continues to tweet to this day. No one seems to complain anymore. TUL Recruiter: Minister of Propaganda. Responsible for recruiting starry eyed Capsuleers who are later turned into New Eden's finest killers. TUL Recruiter has no life beyond making propaganda. Nothing else can be sad. They make propaganda and make sure there is always a supply of new guys to join TUL. "Nuff said." NanoSpark: Despite TUL having a being of pure Evil, a possible Slaver Hound, a man who goes into battle with a bird, and whatever the hell "Uncle" Pyrex is, NanoSpark might be the most unique entity. People like to believe Immortals / 'DUST Bunnies' are far inferior to the space faring Capsuleers. It is of the opinion of the writer that NanoSpark disproves that notion, at least in the case of NanoSpark and NanoCleric. Yes, NanoCleric created NanoSpark from a chewing gum wrapper, a bottle of Quafe, a drop of sweat from "Uncle" Pyrex, and a bit of seed chewed on by Derek. NanoSpark is cold, emotionless, and only takes orders from NanoCleric. Not even "Uncle" has been able to give NanoSpark an order. NanoSpark is said to be such a terrifying pilot that they can make Capital Missiles deal full damage against a MWD Rifter. This is keeping with NanoSpark and NanoCleric's abuse of the laws of physics... Disclaimer: The above is entirely a work of fiction and has no bearing on the actual people that play the characters. They are all good people that clearly enjoy playing the game. Please do not take offense at this; it was meant as an homage to some of the greatest people in our community. we who dwell in the abyss applaud you (lol good stuff man)