DUST Search - Jason Pearson for CPM1

Banjo Robertson wrote:

Jason Pearson wrote:

Greetings DUST bunnies, I am Jason Pearson and I would like to talk to you about my desire to be CPM, you see I have numerous reasons and the first is that I'm an Alpha, I am a top dog and deserve to be on the CPM because every Alpha deserves a little tag on their picture. You all understand that you need an Alpha to lead you as you're all betas, you just cannot compare.

Anyways, despite that being reason enough, I will give you some additional reasons as to why I should be part of the CPM.

I'm one of the top players in DUST.

I don't have an ego and won't belittle you.
I can lead you to victory because you don't quite understand how to.
I can speak to those with simple minds such as yourselves
I tank and understand every aspect of DUST
Really who else is better than me?

Anyways, I am your hero, your champion and your future CPM1 guy, vote for me.

You're saying you don't have an ego, but you say all these egotistical things? Internet hypocrite. I wasn't even going to vote for a CPM before, but now I'm going to vote for the most popular candidate against you.


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Lorhak Gannarsein 1171	Posted - 2014.01.10 08:44:00 - [1] - Quote But your English is bad. You don't get my vote, sir. MAXED PROFICIENCY IN ENGLISH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING PERIOD. . PRO tanker and proud. Number of PRO-turret HAVs killed w/ my permahardened MLT Blaster Gunny - 2 (so far xD)
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 2528	Posted - 2014.04.01 13:32:00 - [2] - Quote BUMP FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS! ak.0 4 LYFE CCP GIB LANCE TURRET PLOX LET ME MELEE PEOPLE WITH MY STEED
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 2932	Posted - 2014.04.24 22:27:00 - [3] - Quote Hell, I'd vote for him. ak.0 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 2933	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:03:00 - [4] - Quote IAmDuncanIdaho II wrote: Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: BUMP FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS! Sees Arkena's post, checks date, respects April fool troll thread revival, laughs some more HE ARST ME TO, MILORD HE ARST ME ak.0 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 2933	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:04:00 - [5] - Quote Jason Pearson wrote: ReGnYuM wrote: Three Questions: 1. What is your opinion on society as a whole. 2. Who would win a fight to the death : polar bear or a gorilla? 3. How can you use your CPM position to make richer. 1. Society is a harsh and cruel place, I find society as a whole unnecessary and should be destroyed. 2. Gorilla, hands down. 3. Obviously, I would make it my job to research everything that CCP plans to do over the year so that I may find myself in a more advantageous position than others. I don't think you understand what polar bears are, Jason. They are bears that are from Poland. Obviously they are better than filthy ~~Minmatar~~ gorillas. ak.0 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 2966	Posted - 2014.04.26 11:04:00 - [6] - Quote DUST Fiend wrote: Oh god no. This is what I think of your candidacy Good day Why yes, sir. I quite agree. ak.0 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 3076	Posted - 2014.04.28 16:15:00 - [7] - Quote Takron Nistrom wrote: 5. Ive never heard of you I gather you've not been around long? Jason was quite prolific a poster back in 1.6 and earlier. Before CCP made tanks boring -_- ak.0 // 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak // I speak for the trees. Jillic gave me my 3000th like!
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 3076	Posted - 2014.04.28 16:16:00 - [8] - Quote Banjo Robertson wrote: Jason Pearson wrote: Greetings DUST bunnies, I am Jason Pearson and I would like to talk to you about my desire to be CPM, you see I have numerous reasons and the first is that I'm an Alpha, I am a top dog and deserve to be on the CPM because every Alpha deserves a little tag on their picture. You all understand that you need an Alpha to lead you as you're all betas, you just cannot compare. Anyways, despite that being reason enough, I will give you some additional reasons as to why I should be part of the CPM. I'm one of the top players in DUST. I don't have an ego and won't belittle you. I can lead you to victory because you don't quite understand how to. I can speak to those with simple minds such as yourselves I tank and understand every aspect of DUST Really who else is better than me? Anyways, I am your hero, your champion and your future CPM1 guy, vote for me. You're saying you don't have an ego, but you say all these egotistical things? Internet hypocrite. I wasn't even going to vote for a CPM before, but now I'm going to vote for the most popular candidate against you. You honestly thought it was a serious post? Oh god. Please get your sarcasm detector replaced. ak.0 // 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak // I speak for the trees. Jillic gave me my 3000th like!
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 3126	Posted - 2014.04.30 00:20:00 - [9] - Quote Jason Pearson wrote: Gaurdian Satyr wrote: 2 letters No I think you'd like me if you got to know me :P That's a lie and you know it. ak.0 // 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak // I speak for the trees. Jason Person for CMP!
Lorhak Gannarsein Legio DXIV 3933	Posted - 2014.07.03 12:33:00 - [10] - Quote With the CPM elections so soon, I feel it would be more than worthwhile to draw further light to the campaign of Jason Pearson, the only real candidate. CCP Rattati Best Dev AmLogi 5 GÇó AmAss 5 GÇó AmSent 4 GÇó CalScout 5 CalLogi, you're next!

Lorhak Gannarsein Legio DXIV 3941	Posted - 2014.07.03 17:14:00 - [11] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: With the CPM elections so soon, I feel it would be more than worthwhile to draw further light to the campaign of Jason Pearson, the only real candidate. I should have expected someone like you to necro this eventually. I squad with Jason near daily, and I was reminded by Delt's presence in squad with me earlier. Apparently I have said something at some point that suggested that I would be delusional enough to run for CPM (still a bit disappointed you didn't btw) and I remembered this. Jason is banned until October and refuses to make a forum alt, so here we are. Also, I appreciate you showing your implicit support for the JasonPearsonForCPM1 Campaign by bumping this thread. CCP Rattati Best Dev AmLogi 5 GÇó AmAss 5 GÇó AmSent 4 GÇó CalScout 5 CalLogi, you're next!
Lorhak Gannarsein Legio DXIV 3942	Posted - 2014.07.03 17:23:00 - [12] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Me, run for CPM? im 12 wat is this woah jason is twelve too you guys are like the same person! Now it makes even more sense! VOTE 1-7 JASKENA PEARSPIRE or Arkeson Wyrnson, I guess. CCP Rattati Best Dev AmLogi 5 GÇó AmAss 5 GÇó AmSent 4 GÇó CalScout 5 CalLogi, you're next!
Lorhak Gannarsein Legio DXIV 3942	Posted - 2014.07.03 18:46:00 - [13] - Quote Iron Wolf Saber wrote: Better luck next year. https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=165217&find=unread Jason is the secret dark horse candidate that'll come through and take you all from behind. also I seem to recall that Jenza was planning on running? CCP Rattati Best Dev AmLogi 5 GÇó AmAss 5 GÇó AmSent 4 GÇó CalScout 5 CalLogi, you're next!
Lorhak Gannarsein Legio DXIV 3942	Posted - 2014.07.03 18:59:00 - [14] - Quote Iron Wolf Saber wrote: Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: Iron Wolf Saber wrote: Better luck next year. https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=165217&find=unread Jason is the secret dark horse candidate that'll come through and take you all from behind. also I seem to recall that Jenza was planning on running? That list there is final. As you can see there are no other CPM 0s running. Clearly, but I was just fishing for gossip! CCP Rattati Best Dev AmLogi 5 GÇó AmAss 5 GÇó AmSent 4 GÇó CalScout 5 CalLogi, you're next!
Lorhak Gannarsein Legio DXIV 4091	Posted - 2014.07.08 12:47:00 - [15] - Quote Why is Jason Pearson not on the list? He is the only real candidate. CCP Rattati ily! AmLogi 5 GÇó AmAss 5 GÇó AmSent 4 GÇó CalScout 5 CalLogi, you're next!