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Jason Pearson
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Posted - 2014.01.10 08:42:00 -
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Greetings DUST bunnies, I am Jason Pearson and I would like to talk to you about my desire to be CPM, you see I have numerous reasons and the first is that I'm an Alpha, I am a top dog and deserve to be on the CPM because every Alpha deserves a little tag on their picture. You all understand that you need an Alpha to lead you as you're all betas, you just cannot compare.
Anyways, despite that being reason enough, I will give you some additional reasons as to why I should be part of the CPM.
- I'm one of the top players in DUST.
- I don't have an ego and won't belittle you.
- I can lead you to victory because you don't quite understand how to.
- I can speak to those with simple minds such as yourselves
- I tank and understand every aspect of DUST
- Really who else is better than me?
Anyways, I am your hero, your champion and your future CPM1 guy, vote for me.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
You're a total git, Jason. - Kingbabar
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Jason Pearson
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Posted - 2014.01.10 08:50:00 -
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Aero Yassavi wrote:Tacos or tuna?
Tuna Taco duh.
#yolo
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
You're a total git, Jason. - Kingbabar
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Jason Pearson
3832
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Posted - 2014.01.10 09:03:00 -
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Mate you know my #swag not my story, get out.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
You're a total git, Jason. - Kingbabar
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Jason Pearson
3833
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Posted - 2014.01.10 12:20:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:How old are you Jason and do you play eve?
I am 12 and what is eve?
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
You're a total git, Jason. - Kingbabar
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Jason Pearson
3833
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Posted - 2014.01.10 12:34:00 -
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Sir Dukey wrote:Jason Pearson wrote:Greetings DUST bunnies, I am Jason Pearson and I would like to talk to you about my desire to be CPM, you see I have numerous reasons and the first is that I'm an Alpha, I am a top dog and deserve to be on the CPM because every Alpha deserves a little tag on their picture. You all understand that you need an Alpha to lead you as you're all betas, you just cannot compare. Anyways, despite that being reason enough, I will give you some additional reasons as to why I should be part of the CPM.
- I'm one of the top players in DUST.
- I don't have an ego and won't belittle you.
- I can lead you to victory because you don't quite understand how to.
- I can speak to those with simple minds such as yourselves
- I tank and understand every aspect of DUST
- Really who else is better than me?
Anyways, I am your hero, your champion and your future CPM1 guy, vote for me. You are not one of the top players, you do have quite a bit of ego calling your self a top player. You can lead DUST into a disastrous state with your stupid ideas.You over rate yourself in everything you think you are good at. Any noob is better than you. That is the truth. Believe it or not. BTW guys, watch his ego/pride take over and try to deny the truth.
m8 m8, why the hate?
what evs, don't hate me because you aint me bruv.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
You're a total git, Jason. - Kingbabar
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Jason Pearson
3833
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Posted - 2014.01.10 12:37:00 -
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Heavenly Daughter wrote:Jason Pearson wrote:Greetings DUST bunnies, I am Jason Pearson and I would like to talk to you about my desire to be CPM, you see I have numerous reasons and the first is that I'm an Alpha, I am a top dog and deserve to be on the CPM because every Alpha deserves a little tag on their picture. You all understand that you need an Alpha to lead you as you're all betas, you just cannot compare. Anyways, despite that being reason enough, I will give you some additional reasons as to why I should be part of the CPM.
- I'm one of the top players in DUST.
- I don't have an ego and won't belittle you.
- I can lead you to victory because you don't quite understand how to.
- I can speak to those with simple minds such as yourselves
- I tank and understand every aspect of DUST
- Really who else is better than me?
Anyways, I am your hero, your champion and your future CPM1 guy, vote for me. Nice joke Jason, lol, ALPHA, HAHAHA.. NO. !
Now that, was quite mean.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
You're a total git, Jason. - Kingbabar
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Jason Pearson
3834
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Posted - 2014.01.10 12:39:00 -
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Sir Dukey wrote:Jason Pearson wrote:Sir Dukey wrote:Jason Pearson wrote:Greetings DUST bunnies, I am Jason Pearson and I would like to talk to you about my desire to be CPM, you see I have numerous reasons and the first is that I'm an Alpha, I am a top dog and deserve to be on the CPM because every Alpha deserves a little tag on their picture. You all understand that you need an Alpha to lead you as you're all betas, you just cannot compare. Anyways, despite that being reason enough, I will give you some additional reasons as to why I should be part of the CPM.
- I'm one of the top players in DUST.
- I don't have an ego and won't belittle you.
- I can lead you to victory because you don't quite understand how to.
- I can speak to those with simple minds such as yourselves
- I tank and understand every aspect of DUST
- Really who else is better than me?
Anyways, I am your hero, your champion and your future CPM1 guy, vote for me. You are not one of the top players, you do have quite a bit of ego calling your self a top player. You can lead DUST into a disastrous state with your stupid ideas.You over rate yourself in everything you think you are good at. Any noob is better than you. That is the truth. Believe it or not. BTW guys, watch his ego/pride take over and try to deny the truth. m8 m8, why the hate? what evs, don't hate me because you aint me bruv. LOL, wad i say guys? Watch his pride come in.
MATE YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ME, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO START SOMETHING?
*capslockoff*
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
You're a total git, Jason. - Kingbabar
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Jason Pearson
3836
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Posted - 2014.01.10 13:28:00 -
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THEAMAZING POTHEAD wrote:Despite your troll post I'd never vote for you because your part in the "HERPA DERPA BUFF TANKS TO TAKE MULTIPLE AV AND ONLY TANKS SHOULD KILL TANKS" brigade, which got its way & turned dust into a straight up pile of sh*t in 1.7.
Also, as others have said, you are not good, never delude yourself. It's not healthy.
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Actuaaaaally, read my threads, if anything I've repeatedly stated one tank should die to one AVer
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King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
You're a total git, Jason. - Kingbabar
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Jason Pearson
3837
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Posted - 2014.01.10 14:09:00 -
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The dark cloud wrote:no. period.
You're just upset nobody will vote for you.
Write me a love song Cloud, then I'll vote for you my darling.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
You're a total git, Jason. - Kingbabar
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4160
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Posted - 2014.04.24 22:10:00 -
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I'm glad this video was uploaded, I watch it everyday without fail.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4167
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Posted - 2014.04.24 22:59:00 -
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ReGnYuM wrote:Three Questions:
1. What is your opinion on society as a whole.
2. Who would win a fight to the death : polar bear or a gorilla?
3. How can you use your CPM position to make richer.
1. Society is a harsh and cruel place, I find society as a whole unnecessary and should be destroyed.
2. Gorilla, hands down.
3. Obviously, I would make it my job to research everything that CCP plans to do over the year so that I may find myself in a more advantageous position than others.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4167
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Posted - 2014.04.24 23:00:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:So someone dug this up?
I still got a laugh out of reading it again. It amazes me that some people were stupid enough to fall for this.
This is a serious thread for serious people, take your attitude elsewhere, beta dog.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4167
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Posted - 2014.04.24 23:03:00 -
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Lorhak Gannarsein wrote:IAmDuncanIdaho II wrote:Lorhak Gannarsein wrote:BUMP FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS! *Sees Arkena's post, checks date, respects April fool troll thread revival, laughs some more* HE ARST ME TO, MILORD HE ARST ME
Lies and slander!
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4167
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Posted - 2014.04.24 23:06:00 -
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Lorhak Gannarsein wrote:Jason Pearson wrote:ReGnYuM wrote:Three Questions:
1. What is your opinion on society as a whole.
2. Who would win a fight to the death : polar bear or a gorilla?
3. How can you use your CPM position to make richer. 1. Society is a harsh and cruel place, I find society as a whole unnecessary and should be destroyed. 2. Gorilla, hands down. 3. Obviously, I would make it my job to research everything that CCP plans to do over the year so that I may find myself in a more advantageous position than others. I don't think you understand what polar bears are, Jason. They are bears that are from Poland. Obviously they are better than filthy Minmatar gorillas.
Nope, I know exactly what a Gorilla is.
Soz, not soz.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4168
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Posted - 2014.04.24 23:22:00 -
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Galthur wrote:16:05JasePearsonPvE
16:05JasePearsonbad idea.
16:06JasePearsonwould totally ruin DUST
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Is this who you want running Dust? Vote for someone else today!
Galthur is obviously quite blind in his hatred for not even being a beta, he is dirt and should be treated as such. PvE is for weaklings like himself, Vote for me today!
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2085029#post2085029
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4197
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Posted - 2014.04.26 11:15:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Oh god no. This is what I think of your candidacy Good day
Q_Q
(The thing that makes me smile is you being pleased with killing me with remotes, it makes me feel important <3)
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
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Posted - 2014.04.29 11:28:00 -
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I'd like to remind everyone that by voting for me, you'll make DUST a better place.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
Vote me for CPM1!
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4241
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Posted - 2014.04.29 11:32:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:Jason Pearson wrote:Greetings DUST bunnies, I am Jason Pearson and I would like to talk to you about my desire to be CPM, you see I have numerous reasons and the first is that I'm an Alpha, I am a top dog and deserve to be on the CPM because every Alpha deserves a little tag on their picture. You all understand that you need an Alpha to lead you as you're all betas, you just cannot compare. Anyways, despite that being reason enough, I will give you some additional reasons as to why I should be part of the CPM.
- I'm one of the top players in DUST.
- I don't have an ego and won't belittle you.
- I can lead you to victory because you don't quite understand how to.
- I can speak to those with simple minds such as yourselves
- I tank and understand every aspect of DUST
- Really who else is better than me?
Anyways, I am your hero, your champion and your future CPM1 guy, vote for me. Wait, you're serious? Really? You've fantasied yourself to be the king of the forums without winning a single pvp fight, and now you want CPM? How much power that you do not deserve are you trying to take? :P
I will take ALL the power sir.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4248
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Posted - 2014.04.29 13:48:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:Judging by the fb PIC I saw, no. I'd rather not have a youngster who rude boy pouting while wearing what is clearly a cheap gold necklace. Sorry but no. I do not believe that at your age, you could think without your feelings getting in the way. Try taking a decent PIC, you are not cool mate, you'll be 'cool' when you are yourself.
Tldr : did not appreciate the juvenile nature of Jason's fb PIC nor did I like the subtle trashy implications. If I saw a respectable looking guy actually smiling then yes but what I saw was a teenybopper scowling while wearing a cheap gold necklace. I'm sorry Jason but no.
It's silver sir, it holds high religious meaning.
King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4248
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Posted - 2014.04.29 14:49:00 -
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Scrub Zero wrote:FIRST, don't you have to be atleast 21 to be a CPM? Late hours staying up, drinking, travel to Iceland.
AGEISM, HOW DARE YOU!
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Jason Pearson
State Terrestrial Mercenaries
4248
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Posted - 2014.04.29 17:02:00 -
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Gaurdian Satyr wrote: 2 letters
No
I think you'd like me if you got to know me :P
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