Larry The L0BSTER
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.01.07 23:32:00 -
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Now I'm seaking on behalf of my alternate ego/character : "Dr Knifey Cutter-son"
I won't start this by saying my word is law, or some nonsense like that but what I will say is that through all the nerfs,....and buffs of scouts (Hahaha thats the joke), and bs : I've maintained a 3.00+ K.D so.......let just humor me and suppose I might know what I'm talking about!
Reason why people complain about scout
The life is to low
Scanners are OP <-- If a scanner can pick you up lol all im saying.
First off........Scout is with out a doubt about that life
I hop on my scout when I want my adrenaline pumping
When I want ever kill to feel like it was a struggle
When I want those golden moments of going 5kils in a row to be like youtube-worthy
^Cause That easy with every class even a logi....<--Inb4 you say it isnt, I have a proto logic wth basic AR/Cr<-- 1.53 KD <--Just cause you heal don't mean you can't kill; like is it that hard to aim and shoot? Back to the lesson anyways....
IF YOU WANT TO SKIP ALL THAT LESSON DOWN BELOW :
When your scouting regardless of skillpoints, time-in, or opposing team you should almost always go positive even if that means gritting your teeth, and going 0.00 <-- Cause 0 is a postive number, the key to your entire scout game is paitenence, and paying attention to your surroundings; especially in a game where the skill complexity requires the intelligence of at least a HighSChool Graduate <--- To be good at least. That means your not running up against some "noobs", or "chumps" your going up against heavys with 100k+ isk suits that watch there every corner knowing that your Proto Nova Knifes can demolish there armour...so they tend to pay attention, and god knows the other classes really lose it when they see you at least heavys stand a chance...........so that be said the reason scouts "suck" as some of you people put it cause the other players are simply to good! Always ready to mow you down from 185m before you can even sneak up on them..but legends for tells of a way to avoid that.......don't be greedy when you see a mark <-- Its a term for my victims which I stole from a book about rouges and such....but when I see a mark who I KNOW does not see me I do not run out there like a mad man chasing down a crack dealer...nope I actually take my time and check my surrounding I never run into the open, and NEVER say YOLO and go attack a group of 5...if you notice a heavy with a HMG looking the other way and hes 45 meters away you think "Ah Gotz Diz" no you don't, chances are he's gonna turn around and he will 95% straight 360 on that ass, and then you my friend will be swiss cheese cause um 200 total health...lol. That means okay you don't get that kill to bad to sad but you get to live and when your scout suit is 120K+ you tend to really emphasize that point...do you really need to kill everything like some merciless brainchild of rambo, and the batman? no you don't you will find that kill you don't rambo all over will probably die 5 seconds after you walkaway...baiscally when you where gonna run up on him probally from a sniper or some other suit let them take that chance I may go only 1-0 a match but I've gone 42-0 as a scout now not to say I haven't had my bad days lke 5-15(T.T)......but you know "everybody has those days" <-- reference = isk.
My current/your future suit:
No suit is perfect nope no such thing but let me get you my loadout
All-Proto GK.O scept shotgun
My good old Ishi's
A Milita Shotgun/Combat Rifle
profile dampeners 1 to 2
1 Cardiac Regulator
1 Kinectic Cat
1 Profile scanner <---( Cause other scouts )
and Remote explosives
NOW I know what your saying but...doctor...I'm just a mili noob I can't rock that....yes but you can wear the milltia version and to be perfectly honest I wear two scout suits my Proto Scout --> Batman and a Milltia version of that exact suit --> Crap man
I run the 2nd one when im low on isk and to be completely honest it will get the job done just as well as the proto version with the exception that you will be scanned more....ALOT more....and your knifes maynot even 1 hit kill a assault base knives due like 500, or maybe 600 dmg total with both swings and lowest requirements that just a guestimate to lazy since this is a tactics lesson not a math lesson
Remote Explosives :
Some of you are probs asking what the R.E's are for, and if your not your assuming I put them on capture points; and blow hackers to tiny peices....well yes, and no. I do infact put them on capture point but only when I have a full set of them and am not in any real danger...cause free kills duh! but generally there the getaway device the smoke bombs to my batman if you will albiet these ones are lethal as the smoke bombs wheren't but chu know.....when in rome eh? You'll find yourself being chase by 1 clone to the entire team from time to time...cause EVERYBODY HATES SCOUTS <-- seriously we get more hate then Uprising tank users. So when I am being chase I got this really nice drop on them cause I'm thinking and there not, they just want that 1 measly easy kill...ha they thought we where easy...so when you run around a corner fleeing from the village mob plop one of those badboys on the wall(Great Spot) Roof(best spot no one ever looks up, or the floor(some pretty stupid people tend to fall for this alot so I guess its works lol) and you got to option hide in a nice spot and watch them run by looking for you like a scooby doo episode, and Drop that L1 like the hammer of god, or use the feel factor take note of whose running after you how fast there running Haul sweet ass out of there, and blow it up when you think there at the point where you placed it; Happy Hunting!
Yours truly,
The Doctor
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