Dear Zatara and the players of Fatal Absolution, we here at A.E. are tired of you locking your districts. So we have decided that it is time to openly declare war on you and your corp.

This is not a warning, we are far past that. If you do not unlock your districts and fight like a man you will be branded a coward and a scrub. Bring your ringers! Bring your grenade spam! Bring your balls! (if you can find them, or if cubs gives them back).

So will you unlock your districts and fight us? Or will you hide behind your forum posts and continue to be the sloppy vagina that you are?

All of you that read this.... let it be known that this day A.E. has declared war on Fatal Absolution. Fight us, fight us Zatara or be branded a ***** and a scrub.

I really, really, would love to figure out how a corp goes from glitching to win every match - to calling out others for doing it too.

Personally - I'd take district locking over cheating in game. But, hey, you're all idiots anyways, so who cares? Lol

Yeah I don't lock the districts, but I can't stop my guys from doing it..*tries to think of the other reasons AE kept arirana glitching*

Ariranas glitching means nothing.... one person decided to do something that might be a little OP... everyone does that. Scramblers, rails, grenade spam, tanks..... makes no difference everyone has a crutch that they lean on to be good at this game. How many of these " good players" would be good if this game only had 1 weapon and 1 DS? Besides if arirana is representing our entire corp as melee glitchers that would mean every corp zatara has been in is a corp full of nade spammers.

I didn't create this thread to talk ****, I created it so FA would sac up and put those districts where zataras mouth is.

yeah i think so, idk. idc really im just bored and am tired of seeing no PCs in my corp tab.

well idk what youd unblue, i mean were blue with our alliance, care to tell me who else we're blue with?

lol @ egypt. i dnt even know 75% of the corps you mentioned and the other we just finished wiping off the map of PC.

also? we havent declared war on the others because we dont want to. plain and simple. we know we'd kick their ass any day of the week and we aernt the ones to take the easy route.

as for FA, stop acting like school girls. in the beginning, TP did the same thing to us for months on end and what did we do? start flipping THEIR districts, not pick on other, weaker girls.

HTFU zatara crew, just as TP wouldnt let us build, we will not let you build. tough luck.

I didn't run to my heavy. Well I sort of did but not really.

I've been playing scout shotty for a reallyyyyy long time and I used to be a heavy, so I thought the change of pace would be cool. Not to mention I'm tired of being the go to dropship/uplink guy. Soul always makes me or rampage get drop ships in air :((

First game with it I got that crazy score lol. It felt like I was going back to my roots ya know?

Thats a valid point, but you know, I would also like to know how someone goes from calling out others for glitching, to glitching themselves. Then continue calling out corps for glitching (when other corps in accusation aint even glitching no moar)

Lets take a step back and face the facts.

We're all a bunch of hypocrites, calling eachother hypocrites, refusing to admit that we are hypocrites.

OHH SOTA the forum warrior ghost! coming to haunt me! The thought makes me tremble in my boots.

Alright so you called them bitches publicly in game and in private, but apparently it wasn't enough to stop fighting for them? I wonder how much different that makes you from my own corp members, many of whom disliked what I did, made it pretty obvious, but were labled glitchers regardless. Wait a minute! *gasp*

...they were labled glitchers by YOU! So who isn't a hypocrite refusing to admit their a hypocrite while calling other people hypocrites again?

It might be. I honestly don't know myself if I really care for whats said about me anymore or if I just find this particular back and forth bashing amusing.

My thoughts on that last part, I suppose I didn't make myself clear when I said "But seriously" in an attempt to identify anything said before that as a rib nudge.

I could also ask you if THIS was your attempt at defending yourself as I just laid you the fuuck out at your own game, and all you can do is change the subject.

Saying AE are hypocrites in a major way relative to you or FA is only an opinion. Sorry.

Rather, in my opinion perhaps the corp that stopped exploiting and has reverted to the side of good and tears is less of hypocrites than the side that reverted from the side of good and tears to being the exploiters.

Zat justifies his exploiting for tear farming and the fact that we blued up all the competition and would purge them from MH altogether if he didn't exploit. That sounds vaguely familiar. Maybe because thats the exact position we came from.

To explain this concept to you quickly, lets use an analogy. Child B Steals a Cookie from Child A. Child A cries about it, Child B finds satisfaction in Child A's tears. Child A then steals a Cookie from Child B the next day. Child B accepts this payback and moves on.

Is this equivalent exchange? No, it's not.

Until Child B cries about it, and Child A finds satisfaction from Child B's distress and anger, the exchange isn't equivalent.

Of course FA wasn't around during the melee glitch, members of FA were, and are currently fill ins for Child A. The scales of hypocrisy are even quite even, as AE are hypocrites for harboring an exploiter, then complaining about exploiting. While FA's hypocrisy comes from complaining about AE exploting, then exploiting themselves.

Zatara compared the two because he believes only exploiting in return is equivalent exchange, and the complaints are unwarranted.

But they are. It wasn't equivalent exchange until Child B complained and Child A collected on it.

On the bright side, we wouldn't be hypocrites if we had not complained about the district locking, and FA would be alone in that. In other words, this thread was an act of kindness, much like a boy pissing himself so another boy that did so first wouldn't feel alone.

You see? I can find the carebear in everything.