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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2046
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Posted - 2014.01.04 19:58:00 -
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If you give me 50m ISK, for the next two weeks I will only use Railgun tanks (STD tanks; no MLT ****) to pop other tanks, using said ISK. The tankosphere will BURN in Elmo's red, fuzzy name! If you give me 100m ISK instead, I will also note down any tanker I kill multiple times in a match and send them a mail for the next month.
"Elmo likes popping tanks! Elmo likes killing pilots as they flee their tanks! GÇô Elmo Love U."
Feel free to tweak the message to your needs. I popped True Adamance twice yesterday, so I'll send him the mail too as a bonus. Whether or not I go after dropships is up to you. If so, I will send them a different mail. Default mail below.
"Elmo likes railing on flying hippie buses! Elmo likes firing a parting shot as the hippies bail out! GÇô Elmo Love U."
Tell me what you think. Just make sure the messages won't make me a target for life, okay?
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2049
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Posted - 2014.01.04 21:08:00 -
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Elmo, I've been looking all day for the directions to Sesame Street. First, I tried to get Google to give me the directions from CCP Headquarters to Sesame Street 123. However, as this didn't work, I'm just going to give you the view of the street.
I think I see Cookie Monster standing on the top of the Google van going by the shadow, so it's definitely the right place.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2049
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Posted - 2014.01.04 21:14:00 -
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Elmo Love U wrote:Rusty Shallows wrote:Elmo Love U wrote:Biomassing 1000+ officer weapons, 68 bpo's, 1 billion isk. I am NOT waiting another month. Enough is enough. One billion isk, seriously? Don't do it. Trashing all the ALTs is fine but deleting the Main harms you more than CCP. Uninstall the game, troll the forums, God forbid play one of the dozens of better games that can be bought used. It's no skin off your nose to leave a character sitting in their database. If you truly are dead set use that wealth to make a difference in the game. Revenge against HAVs through someone like Borne or something altruistic. An endowment for Dropship pilots or a Dust Uni program for Newer players would make a good legacy. Elmo Love U wrote:Can anyone tell me how to get back to sesame street? Judge says I'm not allowed there anymore. I really had to go and it looked like a regular trash can. Ill NEVER come back to this game. I've wasted enough of my keeping myself in the top 100. Also, I must tell you; mine is a bloodied past. Elmo, Cookie Monster, Big Bird, all of them died at the hands of my Blaster at one time or other. I understand if you cannot forgive such atrocities. They all died horrible deaths, spawning into combat, over and over again. They thought the "smart" deploy was safe, but god damn it, the "smart" deploy is NEVER safe.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2050
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Posted - 2014.01.04 21:54:00 -
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Ansiiis The Trustworthy wrote:Dude. I'm not joking when I say : '''gimme some ISK'' I want that ISK. I should be writing a paper due in 2 days but here I am waiting for your confirmation. I'm not joking, either. The Elmo mail would be flying into players' mailboxes and their tanks and hippie buses would be on fire for two weeks.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2052
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Posted - 2014.01.04 22:16:00 -
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Ansiiis The Trustworthy wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:Ansiiis The Trustworthy wrote:Dude. I'm not joking when I say : '''gimme some ISK'' I want that ISK. I should be writing a paper due in 2 days but here I am waiting for your confirmation. I'm not joking, either. The Elmo mail would be flying into players' mailboxes and their tanks and hippie buses would be on fire for two weeks. lol. I'm starting to think he won't biomass, nor give out ISKies. If you came here honestly expecting ISKies, you should give up. I'm not joking in that I WOULD do that if he sent 100m my way or something, but I'm not expecting anyone to give me anything.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2055
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Posted - 2014.01.04 22:52:00 -
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jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:Elmo Love U wrote:Ansiiis The Trustworthy wrote:Dude. I'm not joking when I say : '''gimme some ISK'' I want that ISK. I should be writing a paper due in 2 days but here I am waiting for your confirmation. Continue waiting! Im not gonna drop everything im doing to send you monopoly money. Im not even logged in. To ease your suffering, I am fixing a broken water line. Checking messages on my 420 breaks. Good things come to people who dont whine like a 5 year old. can i please get a account with good sp? i like the game but cant grind Yes, he'll be sending his alternate PSN account details over right away.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2056
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Posted - 2014.01.04 22:57:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:100 Milliion ISK and I will make a video of me flying dropships packed with explosives into HAVs and Dropships alike, all to the tune of your choosing.
I'll even use Assault Dropships instead of Standard or Militia Sadly, I will not make videos. Damn it, you Fiend, I had this in the bag!
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2056
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Posted - 2014.01.04 23:05:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:100 Milliion ISK and I will make a video of me flying dropships packed with explosives into HAVs and Dropships alike, all to the tune of your choosing.
I'll even use Assault Dropships instead of Standard or Militia Sadly, I will not make videos. Damn it, you Fiend, I had this in the bag! Pfft, yours is funnier, though if I knew how to superimpose elmo's on the screen that would be awesome. You just see a big elmo fly into a tank and explode. Sadly, I lack the know how and software to make such a magnificent video. I wish... I wish there was a way to hack the game and do this. Screw superimposing them on the screen. I want all the vehicles to see the big, awkwardly shaped Elmo head slam into them as they die, in real time. Your turret would fire out of the mouth at the red dots below as they ran in terror.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2065
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Posted - 2014.01.05 01:11:00 -
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Holy. You like to keep us on edge, don't you? Throwing darts.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2074
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Posted - 2014.01.05 21:52:00 -
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Haven't received anything as of last night. Is Elmo having second thoughts?
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2077
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Posted - 2014.01.06 06:11:00 -
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Fire of Prometheus wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:Haven't received anything as of last night. Is Elmo having second thoughts? Patience, something like this will take lots of planning and time to complete. Also if he is having second thoughts, that's good, i wouldn't bio mass a toon like his. If anything, I'd just put it on passive and take a break, come back when there is a large update or something. No, I was hoping he was having second thoughts so he wouldn't leave. Nothing to do with impatience regarding the ISK.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2082
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Posted - 2014.01.06 07:22:00 -
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https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1688106#post1688106
Nice signature.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2127
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Posted - 2014.01.12 21:44:00 -
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Oscar The Groutch wrote:You are partially correct. Elmo was killed in a on set accident. His body was incinerated days ago. He has put me in charge of dividing his massive stock pile. I am thinking about sending the entire billion to you Jadek and burning the rest. You make Oscar laugh. gimme gimme gimme as a side note: I have a REAL life. It does NOT revolve around dust. The isk WILL flow SOON(tm)<-----you know how that works. Damn. That's too bad about Elmo.
Can I haz ISK pl0x?
Or, you know, give it to Jadek so he can possibly slap it in his lotto and I can win it.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2127
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Posted - 2014.01.12 21:54:00 -
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He would get a 50m handling fee off the lotto.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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