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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
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Posted - 2013.12.29 02:56:00 -
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No one is keeping you here. Use whatever analogy you want, but no one is keeping a gun to your head or on a leash forcing you to play. If you don't like it, leave. Plenty of other games out there.
I mean, let's say I walk into a store and see a display of dragon dildos. There are three options:
1. Purchase one and have a party.
2. Keep walking.
3. Grab the nearest employee by the throat and threaten him with his life, demanding that I speak with the owner of the company that produced the dragon dildos. I then call the owner at four in the morning using their home number, and verbally berate them about how ****** their product is, and how I'm going to kill him and anyone he's ever had any form of contact with over the past twenty years if he doesn't start making dragon dildos that I will personally buy by the pallet. I continue this harassment over several months, constantly telling him how much of a failure his dildos are because I refuse to buy them. I refuse to leave him alone because since he's selling something, he must intend on every human being in the history of existence to worship his product.
I mean, most people would pick 1 or 2. These forums for some reason attract only those that would pick 3.
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
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Posted - 2013.12.29 02:58:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:No one is keeping you here. Use whatever analogy you want, but no one is keeping a gun to your head or on a leash forcing you to play. If you don't like it, leave. Plenty of other games out there.
I mean, let's say I walk into a store and see a display of dragon dildos. There are three options:
1. Purchase one and have a party.
2. Keep walking.
3. Grab the nearest employee by the throat and threaten him with his life, demanding that I speak with the owner of the company that produced the dragon dildos. I then call the owner at four in the morning using their home number, and verbally berate them about how ****** their product is, and how I'm going to kill him and anyone he's ever had any form of contact with over the past twenty years if he doesn't start making dragon dildos that I will personally buy by the pallet. I continue this harassment over several months, constantly telling him how much of a failure his dildos are because I refuse to buy them. I refuse to leave him alone because since he's selling something, he must intend on every human being in the history of existence to worship his product.
I mean, most people would pick 1 or 2. These forums for some reason attract only those that would pick 3. This game sucks because i cant play it.
now what......
You tell them their dildos aren't satisfying enough and wait for them to either fix yours or send a new one. You don't pull a #3.
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.29 03:06:00 -
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CommanderBolt wrote:KING CHECKMATE wrote:TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:No one is keeping you here. Use whatever analogy you want, but no one is keeping a gun to your head or on a leash forcing you to play. If you don't like it, leave. Plenty of other games out there.
I mean, let's say I walk into a store and see a display of dragon dildos. There are three options:
1. Purchase one and have a party.
2. Keep walking.
3. Grab the nearest employee by the throat and threaten him with his life, demanding that I speak with the owner of the company that produced the dragon dildos. I then call the owner at four in the morning using their home number, and verbally berate them about how ****** their product is, and how I'm going to kill him and anyone he's ever had any form of contact with over the past twenty years if he doesn't start making dragon dildos that I will personally buy by the pallet. I continue this harassment over several months, constantly telling him how much of a failure his dildos are because I refuse to buy them. I refuse to leave him alone because since he's selling something, he must intend on every human being in the history of existence to worship his product.
I mean, most people would pick 1 or 2. These forums for some reason attract only those that would pick 3. This game sucks because i cant play it.
now what...... You still struggling to get on checkmate? Oh damn dude :( @ OP - When a product has issues it is the DUTY of anyone who likes the product to help the producers of said product fix it. What... are you 100% happy with this? I think not. Will you walk along, continuing to wag your tail? I still like this game but I want it to become what it is meant to be, there are still so many set backs. Lets not even mention problems retaining new players because of terrible NPE and that is a direct threat to the game also that gets overlooked.
This game is broken beyond all comprehension. I just choose to make one decent sized post about it and be done, rather than **** and moan.
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.29 03:08:00 -
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CommanderBolt wrote:TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:No one is keeping you here. Use whatever analogy you want, but no one is keeping a gun to your head or on a leash forcing you to play. If you don't like it, leave. Plenty of other games out there.
I mean, let's say I walk into a store and see a display of dragon dildos. There are three options:
1. Purchase one and have a party.
2. Keep walking.
3. Grab the nearest employee by the throat and threaten him with his life, demanding that I speak with the owner of the company that produced the dragon dildos. I then call the owner at four in the morning using their home number, and verbally berate them about how ****** their product is, and how I'm going to kill him and anyone he's ever had any form of contact with over the past twenty years if he doesn't start making dragon dildos that I will personally buy by the pallet. I continue this harassment over several months, constantly telling him how much of a failure his dildos are because I refuse to buy them. I refuse to leave him alone because since he's selling something, he must intend on every human being in the history of existence to worship his product.
I mean, most people would pick 1 or 2. These forums for some reason attract only those that would pick 3. By the way I highly doubt dildos have anything to do with a free to play ps3 game. I think you have issues.
I'm comparing niche products.
Yes, I compared Dust to a dragon dildo.
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
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Posted - 2013.12.29 03:12:00 -
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CommanderBolt wrote:TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:CommanderBolt wrote:TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:No one is keeping you here. Use whatever analogy you want, but no one is keeping a gun to your head or on a leash forcing you to play. If you don't like it, leave. Plenty of other games out there.
I mean, let's say I walk into a store and see a display of dragon dildos. There are three options:
1. Purchase one and have a party.
2. Keep walking.
3. Grab the nearest employee by the throat and threaten him with his life, demanding that I speak with the owner of the company that produced the dragon dildos. I then call the owner at four in the morning using their home number, and verbally berate them about how ****** their product is, and how I'm going to kill him and anyone he's ever had any form of contact with over the past twenty years if he doesn't start making dragon dildos that I will personally buy by the pallet. I continue this harassment over several months, constantly telling him how much of a failure his dildos are because I refuse to buy them. I refuse to leave him alone because since he's selling something, he must intend on every human being in the history of existence to worship his product.
I mean, most people would pick 1 or 2. These forums for some reason attract only those that would pick 3. By the way I highly doubt dildos have anything to do with a free to play ps3 game. I think you have issues. I'm comparing niche products. Yes, I compared Dust to a dragon dildo. Hahaha litteral LOL What the **** is a dragon dildo when it is about anyway?
... I don't know if I'd be allowed to link pictures. Feel free to do an image search.
... I'd strongly advise you use a filtered search.
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.29 03:33:00 -
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Niuvo wrote:what would a dragon dildo look like?
Google Images. "Dragon Dildo". Make sure to use at least moderate filtering, lest thy virgin eyes be tainted.
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
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Posted - 2013.12.29 03:45:00 -
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Piraten Hovnoret wrote:
So crawl back under whatever rock you came from and come back when you have some manners or have grown uppp.
So someone offering an opinion different from yours makes them immature?
Well, you're a poopy fart head and you smell like diaper baby butt. That mature enough for ya?
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
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Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.29 04:15:00 -
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Crimson Moon V wrote:Dust happens to be a free dragon dildo. Anyone and everyone can use it. So anyone can with an internet connection and a dust account can come and ***** about this garbage game. Until dust is good people will continue to voice thier negative opinions about it.
Get over it fanboy.
That's cool.
What's the name of the person forcing it on you?
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