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Aisha Ctarl
0uter.Heaven
2514
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Posted - 2013.12.28 03:13:00 -
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It isn't teamwork nor squad based gameplay. It isn't tactics and definitely isn't outsmarting your foe.
It's uplink spam...pure, unadulterated, uplink spam.
Just spam em everywhere near objectives and you're golden. Just go ahead and ride the uplink spam wave to Paradise, because you've set cruise control to cool. With uplink spam, your foes have no way of effectively pushing you out of your entrenched area. They'll be forced to wait for an OB which MAY work, but by then, you'll be sipping daiquiris with your 47 virgins.
Uplink spam guarantees the win in two ways!
A) entrenches you and your team in one area "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" Gandalf style
B) Causes so much network strain that your foes utterly disconnect from the match faster than big businesses disconnected from the Internet new years eve 1999!
Hell, uplink spam even makes me quit!
*spawns in map and sees tons of enemy uplinks* "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE QUITTING"
Uplink spam, UpLiNk SpAm, UPLINK SPAM! Try yours today!
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
-The Code of Demeanor
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Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
1438
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Posted - 2013.12.28 03:16:00 -
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How to win matches part two: Join Gal/Min FW
"The trick to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources..." Albert Einstein
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
1858
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Posted - 2013.12.28 03:33:00 -
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+1
Alyssa Milano.
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Lavirac JR
DUST University
Ivy League
161
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Posted - 2013.12.28 04:15:00 -
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That's why I search objectives for uplinks and destroy them before turning the objective....
A would be logi looking for heavies in all the wrong places.
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Roofer Madness
Tickle My Null-Sac
719
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Posted - 2013.12.28 04:17:00 -
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Lavirac JR wrote:That's why I search objectives for uplinks and destroy them before turning the objective....
I believe OP is talking about SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM.
So yeah. Good luck with that.
The Dust 514 AFK song
Plasma Cannon FTW
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Aisha Ctarl
0uter.Heaven
2517
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Posted - 2013.12.28 04:24:00 -
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Lavirac JR wrote:That's why I search objectives for uplinks and destroy them before turning the objective....
I'm talking about when there's like fifty uplinks not just two or three.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
-The Code of Demeanor
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DJINN Marauder
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
3910
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Posted - 2013.12.28 04:24:00 -
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Don't forget to tank spam too
GôÉGô¥GôÿGô£Gôö > GôÉGô¢Gô¢
Gÿà¿When will dust get better?Gÿà
Forum Warrior LV. 3 | Warframe is awesome! | PSN: I-NINJA-ALL-DAY
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Leonid Tybalt
DIOS EX.
General Tso's Alliance
52
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Posted - 2013.12.28 04:32:00 -
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Mass driver = problem solved... |
Thorn Badblood
Dust2Dust.
Top Men.
122
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Posted - 2013.12.28 04:56:00 -
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give uplinks and other dropped equipment (except RE) have a proximity that other equipment can't be put down. Call it electrical interference with one another.
D2D. A Non-Prophet Organization
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Kage Roth
Wolf-Monkey Bastards
86
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Posted - 2013.12.28 05:04:00 -
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For the swarm! |
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Criteria Shipment
Baynaer Space Command
488
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Posted - 2013.12.28 05:09:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:It isn't teamwork nor squad based gameplay. It isn't tactics and definitely isn't outsmarting your foe.
It's uplink spam...pure, unadulterated, uplink spam.
Just spam em everywhere near objectives and you're golden. Just go ahead and ride the uplink spam wave to Paradise, because you've set cruise control to cool. With uplink spam, your foes have no way of effectively pushing you out of your entrenched area. They'll be forced to wait for an OB which MAY work, but by then, you'll be sipping daiquiris with your 47 virgins.
Uplink spam guarantees the win in two ways!
A) entrenches you and your team in one area "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" Gandalf style
B) Causes so much network strain that your foes utterly disconnect from the match faster than big businesses disconnected from the Internet new years eve 1999!
Hell, uplink spam even makes me quit!
*spawns in map and sees tons of enemy uplinks* "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE QUITTING"
Uplink spam, UpLiNk SpAm, UPLINK SPAM! Try yours today!
Not true. I found all of the uplinks the enemy team placed and I destroyed it while I was uplink camping. We won the match.
Goodbye, world!
(püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
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Aisha Ctarl
0uter.Heaven
2524
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Posted - 2013.12.28 05:10:00 -
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Criteria Shipment wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:It isn't teamwork nor squad based gameplay. It isn't tactics and definitely isn't outsmarting your foe.
It's uplink spam...pure, unadulterated, uplink spam.
Just spam em everywhere near objectives and you're golden. Just go ahead and ride the uplink spam wave to Paradise, because you've set cruise control to cool. With uplink spam, your foes have no way of effectively pushing you out of your entrenched area. They'll be forced to wait for an OB which MAY work, but by then, you'll be sipping daiquiris with your 47 virgins.
Uplink spam guarantees the win in two ways!
A) entrenches you and your team in one area "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" Gandalf style
B) Causes so much network strain that your foes utterly disconnect from the match faster than big businesses disconnected from the Internet new years eve 1999!
Hell, uplink spam even makes me quit!
*spawns in map and sees tons of enemy uplinks* "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE QUITTING"
Uplink spam, UpLiNk SpAm, UPLINK SPAM! Try yours today! Not true. I found all of the uplinks the enemy team placed and I destroyed it while I was uplink camping. We won the match.
Cool story superman.
*rolls eyes*
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
-The Code of Demeanor
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Criteria Shipment
Baynaer Space Command
488
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Posted - 2013.12.28 05:31:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Criteria Shipment wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:It isn't teamwork nor squad based gameplay. It isn't tactics and definitely isn't outsmarting your foe.
It's uplink spam...pure, unadulterated, uplink spam.
Just spam em everywhere near objectives and you're golden. Just go ahead and ride the uplink spam wave to Paradise, because you've set cruise control to cool. With uplink spam, your foes have no way of effectively pushing you out of your entrenched area. They'll be forced to wait for an OB which MAY work, but by then, you'll be sipping daiquiris with your 47 virgins.
Uplink spam guarantees the win in two ways!
A) entrenches you and your team in one area "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" Gandalf style
B) Causes so much network strain that your foes utterly disconnect from the match faster than big businesses disconnected from the Internet new years eve 1999!
Hell, uplink spam even makes me quit!
*spawns in map and sees tons of enemy uplinks* "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE QUITTING"
Uplink spam, UpLiNk SpAm, UPLINK SPAM! Try yours today! Not true. I found all of the uplinks the enemy team placed and I destroyed it while I was uplink camping. We won the match. Cool story superman. *rolls eyes*
How did you- uh I mean-
*rolls eyes*
Goodbye, world!
(püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
2673
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Posted - 2013.12.28 06:01:00 -
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Bro, do you even Flux?
We finally deployed in the MinFW Match!
\o/
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Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
1064
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Posted - 2013.12.28 06:04:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:It isn't teamwork nor squad based gameplay. It isn't tactics and definitely isn't outsmarting your foe.
It's uplink spam...pure, unadulterated, uplink spam.
Just spam em everywhere near objectives and you're golden. Just go ahead and ride the uplink spam wave to Paradise, because you've set cruise control to cool. With uplink spam, your foes have no way of effectively pushing you out of your entrenched area. They'll be forced to wait for an OB which MAY work, but by then, you'll be sipping daiquiris with your 47 virgins.
Uplink spam guarantees the win in two ways!
A) entrenches you and your team in one area "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" Gandalf style
B) Causes so much network strain that your foes utterly disconnect from the match faster than big businesses disconnected from the Internet new years eve 1999!
Hell, uplink spam even makes me quit!
*spawns in map and sees tons of enemy uplinks* "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE QUITTING"
Uplink spam, UpLiNk SpAm, UPLINK SPAM! Try yours today!
old news.
There was a time we fought good tankers. Now we just fight good tanks.
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