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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 06:41:00 -
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If it's gonna be that kinda party, I'ma stick my **** in the mashed potatoes.
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 13:11:00 -
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Alright nerds, let's use those math skills to solve a problem:
Last night, I ate 5 plates of food from the Chinese buffet.
14 hours later, I'm pooping. (Yup, right now.)
How many bits of former pets pass through my cloaca each second, without excessive pushing?
*Reminder: When you carry the one, could you bring me another roll of paper?
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 14:02:00 -
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That's what she said.
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 14:05:00 -
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Jesus wrote:Happy Birthday to me.
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 15:54:00 -
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Happy Festivus.
Now, it's time for the airing of the Grievances!
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 16:39:00 -
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Rynoceros wrote:If it's gonna be that kinda party, I'ma stick my **** in the mashed potatoes.
QFT
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 16:47:00 -
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KGB Sleep wrote:I'm on a laptop with no mouse trying to like all this **** I can't imagine trying to do it on a phone.
It's not that bad.
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 16:51:00 -
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DJINN Nukem wrote:anyone get anything cool for X-Mas?
I got a sweet dewalt impact gun and screwgun combo
I was hiding the Destiny beta key from the wife, so she got me another.
I have a spare, just in case I make a real friend.
(Looks like I'll be stuck with 2)
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 18:37:00 -
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Message from Godin: This thread is General John Ripper Approved.
May Quafe Bacon Tacos fill your stockings.
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 18:50:00 -
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40 pages mother *******.
Patrick deserves 57.
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 19:36:00 -
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Elmo Love U wrote:Every thread should be a Like thread. Crash the forum with likes.
^^^^THIS!!!
(First use of exclamation marks since 1998. This must be serious.)
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 19:42:00 -
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Like threads are OP
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 20:37:00 -
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COBRA soldiers were worse shots than Stormtroopers.
Voltron still has value.
The Littles sucked.
The cartoon with the kid that turned into a Camaro was beast. (CarTeen?)
Hanna Barbera = Legit.
Alyssa Milano.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2013.12.25 23:36:00 -
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I probably could've got just as many Likes trolling GD...
But, I wouldn't have given >1,600 Likes, either...
Alyssa Milano.
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