I have a DDB in my corp. He just doesn't know it yet. I know one day DDBs might poach him.

Every DDB I know has the perfect idgaf attitude and crushes faces into pavement all while intoxicated.

If I had to explain it better, they remind me of a corp of Benders from Futurama. Make sense?

No one mentioned shrooms.

I think we lost 1 to you and then defended our other. Either way Im just mad that the facts are not straight. Always hard fights and its the same on your end you guys just make it out like we are beneath you. Which we are not. I don't get mad over losing districts cause we always take some again. You will never hold us down. Never. Do you have Amarr shrooms?

Special blend my friend. Want to feel like you're controlling 100 clones at once? I'm your man <3

I don't post on here much but I just wanted to say one thing. If we are a bunch of scrubs and our corp isn't any good then how come we've only lost 2 districts in the last 10 days? We lost 1 to DDB and the other 1 to NS which were both close battles. However you've failed at taking another district you've attacked 2 different times now... even with 4 to 5 AE on the second one. Oh and please stop bringing clone packs, even though we are beating you by MCC we'd like to get some more kills n loot.

You guys will have to consider us a top tier corp soon because obviously the only ones that are going to take our districts is probably going to be AE's A team. Btw, before I forget, keep hitting us Burgezz and STB and all AE's other pawns we LOVE easy Isk!!!

Give me one reason why this post should matter, with all the grammatical errors it has.

Actually I just don't like you and I would ***** slap your ass relentlessly until you couldn't take anymore if I was to ever see you around.

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