I am Michael Arck. *climbs atop a nearby LAV to deliver his sermon*

There are those among you here who would call me scrub! Who would seek to tear me down and harass me. To them I say!

I say, sirs, I am a modest man but I know my strength and it is sufficient. I see the scorn upon your faces and hear in the way you express yourselves your narrow worldviews betrayed. I hear this and I reject it! For I am a child of the universe and the matter I inhabit is stardust, shed from heavenly bodies as they burned away their lives.

This strength I have does not belong to me. It is my team's. I draw it from them and to them I give it. This duty burns within me, an echo of the burning of those distant stars I call my home.

HOO RAH. I AM MIGHTY SPEECH MAN.

i am TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR. i am a full time scout, and pretty good at it.

i think TTK is 100% fine as is now. i also don't think tanks are OP. just the quantity needs to be nerfed. as a matter of fact i see very little in this game as OP. some things just need to be buffed.

i have a mic, but if you've played with me, you know i almost never use it, because i am too lazy for vocal human interaction. though i am one of the best team players you will see.

i have ZERO sympathy for anyone in a medium frame, and little sympathy for heavies. they HMG should be buffed, but the heavy itself is not that bad.

to be honest, if you're not in my squad, you're meat shield to me.

my forum goal is to reach 1000 likes, and i'm getting pretty close!

one day, i want to be able to make youtube videos for the DUST community to enjoy.

it may seem selfish, but one day i want to be known as one of the best scouts in existence, like DJINN Marauder or Lightning xVx was. this is one of my ultmate goals that i'm always striving for.

i get very happy when someone in game mentions they know me from the forums or they call me a good player, because it makes it makes me feel like i'm one step closer to my previous goal.

IRL,i am a very different kind of person. you could say i'm the whitest black guy you'll ever meet. i listen to metal, i have straight spiky hair, and no i don't like watermelon. i'm 18 and i ALWAYS get friendzoned...but from what i hear that happens to all the nice guys...

that's all for now.

Mith: HOO RAH. I AM MIGHTY SPEECH MAN.
Patrick: YOU'RE CROSSING A LINE, MAN.

I'm trying man, but you jumped up there for no reason.

Something about no arguing in New Eden because this is no place for hurting people's feelers.

Uh oh, I've angered the forum guardian. Is there something you need to talk about, Patrick?

Did you know that the current drawing for the Florida Mega Millions is going for $636 Million USD at the time of this post?

You have now been enlightened.

You're derailing a really interesting thread.

Will someone please get us back on topic?

I fear we're drifting further and further into irrelevance and if we drift much further we may never recover.

People need to know! Too long have the forums been full of snark and bitterness.

You can lead us into a new era of cuddling and tea parties.

/facepalm...

Put him on ignore and he will fizzle himself out. A clown can't perform without his audience

I think you misunderstand me.

I think we need to agree to disagree on whether anyone understands this misunderstanding, if you understand?

Right? I mean, right!?

How am I supposed to resist the urge to troll when I'm baited with something like that!?

Patrick, dear... You're becoming very hostile for someone who maintains that the forums are not the place for such behaviour.

I don't think we have the same definition for enlightenment

Abandoned those principles of yours pretty quickly.

Was Michael's speech about honour among mercs not motivational enough?

I thought we were friends, is all. Thought we were just chatting as bros.