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If you were stranded on an island with a gun with only one bullet with Gilbert Godfrey and the Shamwow guy, which would you kill?

You can't kill yourself.

I'd just make a coconut person and talk to it

If you were stranded on an island with a gun with only one bullet with Gilbert Godfrey and the Shamwow guy, which would you kill?

You can't kill yourself.

If you were stranded on an island with a gun with only one bullet with Gilbert Godfrey and the Shamwow guy, which would you kill?

You can't kill yourself.

I sorry to tell you this but I think it's you.

How can everyone be put on bad teams but they themselves are great players?

It's just a sad fact of pubs. Everyone is disorganized, that's really hard to overcome. If the enemy is even somewhat organised it could be a long match.

Only answer is to squad up or try to make some friends on the bad team. Don't just be that try-hard, be a leader!

It is a very small island, and they won't shut up.

Join Pradox XVI and squad with me. Us Rippers need to stick together.

Yknow...WHY have we not squaded up yet!?

If you were stranded on an island with a gun with only one bullet with Gilbert Godfrey and the Shamwow guy, which would you kill?

You can't kill yourself.

Is it just me or does the game have some sorta tendency to wanna spawn people on the a team that just sucks?

Like it's not even a 50/50 ..about a good 80 % of the time i am spawned in with a team that is likely to get super raped...and im not even talking about them being beaten due to the average pubstomp half the time, if its not spawning on the wrong side of a pubstomp..im usually always the first to try and take over the objectives thinking its common sense to wanna go for that point and secure it...only to be completely surrounded by the enemy team as i suddenly find out the rest of the team arent anywhere close or just ******* around back at the starting point while the enemy is too busy laying down uplinks and nanos. or fuckin...the enemy is sneaking around hacking all the important clone machines that are on OUR side of the map, but alas im usually the only one to check for these things.

Does the match making system look at stats when a lone merc is trying to play some matches? like they'll try to stick certain decent players on the team that has the least accumulative sp or super negative K/D's to help balance the game? my luck can't be that bad...and i know vic versa to me are people that probably spawn on the winning team all the time! or is there a way to hook up with multiple squads in one match?

Like i'm an ok fighter...but **** i wanna see a victory sign more often when im fighting away from me squad, and spawn more frequently on teams that know when the other team is trying to sneak behind us and...well you all know where im going with this...

If you were stranded on an island with a gun with only one bullet with Gilbert Godfrey and the Shamwow guy, which would you kill?

You can't kill yourself.

Is it just me or does the game have some sorta tendency to wanna spawn people on the a team that just sucks?

Like it's not even a 50/50 ..about a good 80 % of the time i am spawned in with a team that is likely to get super raped...and im not even talking about them being beaten due to the average pubstomp half the time, if its not spawning on the wrong side of a pubstomp..im usually always the first to try and take over the objectives thinking its common sense to wanna go for that point and secure it...only to be completely surrounded by the enemy team as i suddenly find out the rest of the team arent anywhere close or just ******* around back at the starting point while the enemy is too busy laying down uplinks and nanos. or fuckin...the enemy is sneaking around hacking all the important clone machines that are on OUR side of the map, but alas im usually the only one to check for these things.

Does the match making system look at stats when a lone merc is trying to play some matches? like they'll try to stick certain decent players on the team that has the least accumulative sp or super negative K/D's to help balance the game? my luck can't be that bad...and i know vic versa to me are people that probably spawn on the winning team all the time! or is there a way to hook up with multiple squads in one match?

Like i'm an ok fighter...but **** i wanna see a victory sign more often when im fighting away from me squad, and spawn more frequently on teams that know when the other team is trying to sneak behind us and...well you all know where im going with this...