Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
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Posted - 2013.12.11 06:04:00 -
[1] - Quote
The following are Xer Cloud Consortium's methods of operation which deeply reflect our organizational culture. These codes have been adopted from an ancient data cache recovered in Deadspace. If you can adhere to these doctrine, you will find a welcomed place among the XERg.
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Once you have their money, you never give it back.
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Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
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Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
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Keep your ears open.
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Small print leads to large risk.
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Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
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Greed is eternal.
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A deal is a deal
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A contract is a contract is a contract ... but only between Xer
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A Xer without profit is no Xer at all
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Never place friendship above profit.
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A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
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Nothing is more important than your health ... except for your money.
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There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
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Never make fun of a Xer's mother ... insult something he cares about instead.
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It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
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War is good for business
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Peace is good for business.
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She can touch your lobes but never your Plasma Canon.
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Profit is its own reward.
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Never confuse wisdom with luck.
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Expand or die.
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Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
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The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
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Females and finance don't mix.
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Never ask when you can take.
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Good customers are as rare as Plasma Canons. Treasure them.
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There is no substitute for success.
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Free advice is seldom cheap.
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Keep your lies consistent.
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The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
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Win or lose, there's always Hyperian beetle snuff.
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Knowledge equals profit.
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Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of ISK.
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Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
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Beware of the Gallente greed for knowledge.
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The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
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Never let the competition know what you're thinking.
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Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
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Females and finances don't mix.
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Expand or die.
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Enough ... is never enough.
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Every man has his price.
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Nature decays, but AUR lasts forever.
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Sleep can interfere with...
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Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
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Treat people in your debt like family ... exploit them.
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Never have sex with the boss's sister.
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Always have sex with the boss.
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You can't free a fish from water.
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Everything is for sale, even friendship.
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Even a blind man can recognize the glow of Plasma Canons.
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You can't make a deal if you're dead.
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Wives serve, brothers inherit.
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Only fools pay retail.
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There's nothing wrong with charity ... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
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Whisper your way to success.
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Know your enemies ... but do business with them always.
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Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
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Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
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Hear all, trust nothing.
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Never cheat a DEV ... unless you're sure you can get away with it
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It's always good to know about new customers before they walk in your door.
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The justification for profit is profit.
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New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
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Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
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Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.
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Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
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You can't free a fish from water.
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(incomplete, but presumably concerned the relationship between "keeping busy" and "being successful")
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Rust lasts longer than lust.
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Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
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More is good ... all is better.
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A wife is a luxury ... a smart accountant is a necessity.
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A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
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Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for ISK.
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When in doubt, lie.
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Deep down everyone's a Xer.
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No good deed ever goes unpunished.
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A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.
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