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Baal Omniscient
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.12.07 11:07:00 -
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clap your hands!
(So we can find you, follow you home, and shoot you in your shiny golden merc quarters while you sleep and steal all of your disgusting imperialist stuff and hock it on the black market!)
MINMATAR ARISE! DEMAND that our race's suits be FIXED!!! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN!!
MATARI PRIDE!!
FIX TTK!!
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Baal Omniscient
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
792
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Posted - 2013.12.07 11:13:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:Baal Omniscient wrote:clap your hands! (So we can find you, follow you home, and shoot you in your shiny golden merc quarters while you sleep and steal all of your imperialist pig-dog stuff and hock it on the black market!) *Claps hands* *Two guards come out and line the slaves up* Ask me to clap my hands again. 
**13 scouts de-cloak and shotty the lot of you in the back of the head**
"Clap now Mo Fo"
**Lead's slaves away to escape pods**
MINMATAR ARISE! DEMAND that our race's suits be FIXED!!! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN!!
MATARI PRIDE!!
FIX TTK!!
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Baal Omniscient
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
793
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Posted - 2013.12.07 11:24:00 -
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8213 wrote:Baal Omniscient wrote:clap your hands! (So we can find you, follow you home, and shoot you in your shiny golden merc quarters while you sleep and steal all of your disgusting imperialist stuff and hock it on the black market!) What the F are you talking about following us? It's your home too, buddy! Do you think we keep the slaves somewhere else? What sense would that make??? No wonder your in bondage service...
We all live in different merc quarters in different systems. Even the races all have different quarters that look different from each other. Don't worry, no one expects an vile imperialist to realize that though, so no one will hold that against you.
BTW, been free for over a year imperial dog. You can go choke yourself on those chains.
MINMATAR ARISE! DEMAND that our race's suits be FIXED!!! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN!!
MATARI PRIDE!!
FIX TTK!!
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Baal Omniscient
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
795
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Posted - 2013.12.07 11:38:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Baal Omniscient wrote:Long Evity wrote:Baal Omniscient wrote:clap your hands! (So we can find you, follow you home, and shoot you in your shiny golden merc quarters while you sleep and steal all of your imperialist pig-dog stuff and hock it on the black market!) *Claps hands* *Two guards come out and line the slaves up* Ask me to clap my hands again. **13 scouts de-cloak and shotty the lot of you in the back of the head** "Clap now Mo Fo" **Lead's slaves away to escape pods** ((You know in future even if you are joking its pretty bad manners to puppet master anothers character.... * Empress appears, prays to god for a swift end to the war. God drowns the matari renegades in their own blood and all the loyal matari come over the empire and Baal Omnicient dies slowly and horribly watching the racial diversity of his people be slowly absorbed into the Empire..... Now that was bad manners.....but the point still stands.))
**Baal gets the CCP signal sent to his brain alerting him downtime is over**
Hey, Dust is back up
**Baal receives temporary invincibility from the CCP gods and swoops away to shoot mercs in the face**
((Not aware of New Eden role-play rules or forum role-play rules, I go by D&D role play rules baby. If you don't win a savings throw, DM wins. My thread = I'm DM. [forum savings throw=logical escape from supposed situation, ie: 'ducks shotty, cloaks and flees']))
**Baal shouts @ the forums from the ground**
"WE NEED A FORUM RULES FOR RP TO AVOID AWKWARD SITUATIONS LIKE THIS!!!"
**Baal signs out of forums**
MINMATAR ARISE! DEMAND that our race's suits be FIXED!!! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN!!
MATARI PRIDE!!
FIX TTK!!
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Baal Omniscient
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
796
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Posted - 2013.12.07 13:01:00 -
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editing
MINMATAR ARISE! DEMAND that our race's suits be FIXED!!! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN!!
MATARI PRIDE!!
FIX TTK!!
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