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InsertCoinHere
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2013.12.05 19:08:00 -
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Hey all it's Coin!
So as I was looking at all the new updates coming and ppl talking about how uber armor is compared to shields and so on, a light came on in my head (which is rare) and I realized something special. If i'm stacking armor on my cal logi, then EVERYONE is stacking armor!
So I went to my quarters and pulled out an old dusty crate I had stored there since closed beta. There was a note on top of the crate which was signed by my old squad leader Blitz that read "Coin, I wanted you to have this in case CCP decided to nerf shields one day and buff armor, your friend Blitz. p.s. HANDLE WITH CARE!
I open the crate carefully and a tear rolls down my eye, why u ask? Because Blitz has always taken care of me and what I see inside the crate was the best gift you could ever give a friend for update 1.7 On the side of the weapon Blitz had an engineer engrave Balls Deep! It was kinda emotional.
It was beautiful, I hold it in my hands and it just feels "right". Ladies and Gentelmen I introduce exspecially for update 1.7 the BOUNDLESS ASSAULT MASS DRIVER!!!!
I was so excited that i equipped three complex damage mods and skilled right up into proficiency, then I opened a can of Bud Light and entered my first battle. (This happened last night btw.)
It was amazing. I took control of the battlefield wherever I went, Proto Gallente assault and logi were running away in fear with horror on their faces, Scouts were getting OHK, Heavies stood there with a stupid look on there faces. I heard one of them say "Could this be? Another screamed, 'Theres a damn mass driver on the field run!!!!
After that battle I joined with a full squad from my corp, and many tears were shed by the enemy, many left the battles, most were just running in fear the whole time.
Please, everyone that reads this, please continue to stack armor so I can mass drive you, thanks!
Now you all know how to beat the stack Armor update 1.7((((((Adapt or Die))))))
InsertCoinHere out! 
Balls Deep!!!
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InsertCoinHere
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2013.12.05 19:28:00 -
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Green Living wrote:I really want to use that weapon just for it's name. Sounds so badass. BOUNDLESS ASSAULT MASS DRIVER. 
It is badass Green, it's what Rug has been using forever and now I know why. It shoots hella fast and has very nice radius, also holds 8 rounds instead of Freedom's 6.
Balls Deep!!!
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InsertCoinHere
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
143
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Posted - 2013.12.05 19:41:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:That didn't work on me bro lol I saw you gunning with your MD and just flanked you and killed your ass ;)
The mass driver only works shooting straight ahead....in the time it takes the mass driver to shoot, recoil and shoot again I can butcher your ass with my Duvolle lol
EPIC FAIL bro....back to the drawing board.
Negative, you must be at work daydreaming, wake up!
Balls Deep!!!
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InsertCoinHere
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
144
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Posted - 2013.12.05 19:51:00 -
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KenKaniff69 wrote:Is this why you ditched Rexero and left that dom battle against FA last night? Lol just kiddin coin. Let's play together again.
For sure man, I am back to recording vids again also as of last night. If you want me to make you a "spotlight video" shoot me a mail.
Balls Deep!!!
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