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Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:48:00 -
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After a year of involvement in this game , i have noted 1 thing that i find interesting . when squading with caldari players and talking of general stuff like sport and everyday life . i came to an astonishing discovery . all Caldari players in this game work for wallmart in real life , and the UK caldari are all TESCO's scum .......  |
Monkey MAC
Lost Millennium
1149
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:50:00 -
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Chewie Parker wrote:After a year of involvement in this game , i have noted 1 thing that i find interesting . when squading with caldari players and talking of general stuff like sport and everyday life . i came to an astonishing discovery . all Caldari players in this game work for wallmart in real life , and the UK caldari are all TESCO's scum .......
Tesco Minmitar
The pen is mightier than the sword
The gun is mightier than both
Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl.1
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Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
78
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:52:00 -
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be more Lidle's minmatar |
Guinevere Bravo
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
468
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:54:00 -
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Monkey MAC wrote:Chewie Parker wrote:After a year of involvement in this game , i have noted 1 thing that i find interesting . when squading with caldari players and talking of general stuff like sport and everyday life . i came to an astonishing discovery . all Caldari players in this game work for wallmart in real life , and the UK caldari are all TESCO's scum ....... Tesco Minmitar
'Aldi Minmatar' bro, Tesco is definately for Gallente and there 'freedom' yadda yadda.
Amar is Waitrose, whilst Caldari is M&S!. |
Monkey MAC
Lost Millennium
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:54:00 -
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Chewie Parker wrote:be more Lidle's minmatar
*Lidl
The pen is mightier than the sword
The gun is mightier than both
Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl.1
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Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
78
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:56:00 -
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Amarr would be Marks & Spencer ? |
CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
TeamPlayers
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:56:00 -
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im missing the connection with some of these '1 stop shop' places.
wasn't aware Caldari were grouped in with chimney sweeps and circus janitorial staff
Common Sense and Logic are 2 things you have to forget when posting on these forums.
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Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
78
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:59:00 -
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And next week we'll have " what 1 stop shop most closly resembles your corporation " |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
1630
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Posted - 2013.12.05 16:00:00 -
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I am offended.
Greedy Bastards' Hate Lord
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gandalgrey
Endless Hatred
93
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Posted - 2013.12.05 16:08:00 -
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Amaar is more morrisons and minmatar is nisa
Enjoy my logi love juice after you have my needle in your arse
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Vulpes Dolosus
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
384
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Posted - 2013.12.05 16:08:00 -
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That kind of holds to lore too: Caldari are just pawns of corporate big shots.
Dropship Specialist: AKA Clinically Insane
Kills- Incubus: 3; Pythons: 0; Logistics: 0; Militia: 19; Tanks: 4
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Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
78
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Posted - 2013.12.05 16:38:00 -
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gandalgrey wrote:Amaar is more morrisons and minmatar is nisa
Then sir i shall forgo the salad bar from this day forth .... back to ASDA for fresh pizza ..... |
Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
78
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Posted - 2013.12.05 16:40:00 -
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Vulpes Dolosus wrote:That kind of holds to lore too: Caldari are just pawns of corporate big shots.
Dude its the new slavery ... us mini's where forced into it ,, this corporate slavery is genius . the choose to serve  |
gandalgrey
Endless Hatred
94
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Posted - 2013.12.05 17:41:00 -
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Chewie Parker wrote:gandalgrey wrote:Amaar is more morrisons and minmatar is nisa Then sir i shall forgo the salad bar from this day forth .... back to ASDA for fresh pizza .....
Aghhh tooshay
Enjoy my logi love juice after you have my needle in your arse
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Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK
281
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Posted - 2013.12.05 17:47:00 -
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I'm caldari and I will at none of the aforementioned places.
I do own my own business tho.
And sit on the board of directors for another.
And hold privately elected leadership roles in another.
I think I broke your logic. ...or proved it so right I can't distinguish it anymore
Something witty here.
How DOES one get a cat into a dropsuit?
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Tech De Ra
Electronic Sports League
207
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Posted - 2013.12.05 18:14:00 -
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Chewie Parker wrote:Amarr would be Marks & Spencer ?
Say that to my face, see what happens :p
Tech De Ra // Electronic Sports League Games Co-ordinator
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trraacx
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
36
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Posted - 2013.12.05 18:17:00 -
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I don't think that the people that work at Walmart can afford to play a free game. |
CrotchGrab 360
Commando Perkone
Caldari State
424
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Posted - 2013.12.05 18:19:00 -
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So which faction is PoundLand? |
R F Gyro
Clones 4u
778
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Posted - 2013.12.05 18:24:00 -
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Nice thinking. In the UK...
Amarr are in the Catholic church
Caldari are Tesco employees
Gallente are Liberal Democrats party members
Minmatar are in the student union
Not sure what the equivalents are elsewhere in the world.
RF Gyro: 12.5% damage bonus; 10.5% rate of fire bonus
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pegasis prime
BIG BAD W0LVES
1358
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Posted - 2013.12.05 18:28:00 -
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I would liken caldari more to Marks and Spencer's than Tesco
Its gone from suck .....to blow
level 1 forum warrior
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gandalgrey
Endless Hatred
94
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Posted - 2013.12.05 18:37:00 -
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CrotchGrab 360 wrote:So which faction is PoundLand?
Hat would definitely be the minmatar
*that
Enjoy my logi love juice after you have my needle in your arse
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Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
4102
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Posted - 2013.12.05 18:42:00 -
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Caldari here.
I don't work for Walmart or Tesco, and never have worked for them, or any of their competition. |
Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
81
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Posted - 2013.12.05 23:04:00 -
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Garrett Blacknova wrote:Caldari here.
I don't work for Walmart or Tesco, and never have worked for them, or any of their competition.
PLASTIC CALDARI LOL ..... |
Ivy Zalinto
Bobbit's Hangmen
95
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Posted - 2013.12.05 23:10:00 -
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<---- Dollar tree caldari XD this has me laughing
Dedicated scout.
Player bodyguard
Pistol supremacy.
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Luna Angelo
We Who Walk Alone
309
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Posted - 2013.12.05 23:13:00 -
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Full time student Caldari.
Names of playstyles
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Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
81
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Posted - 2013.12.05 23:18:00 -
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Luna Angelo wrote:Full time student Caldari.
Future slave to the student loan .......
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Boss Fix
Babylon - S.e.V.e.n.
3
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Posted - 2013.12.06 02:05:00 -
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Minmatar are employed? |
Poonmunch
Sanguis Defense Syndicate
622
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Posted - 2013.12.06 02:16:00 -
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Minmatar work all the junk yards, flea markets, pawn shops and garage sales.
And we own the company that makes duct tape. Ever wonder why it is named 3M?
Minmatar Money Machine.
Think about it.
Munch
Dedicated Sniper.
Minmatar Patriot.
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Makuta Miserix
Better Hide R Die
196
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Posted - 2013.12.06 02:27:00 -
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Poonmunch wrote:Minmatar work all the junk yards, flea markets, pawn shops and garage sales.
And we own the company that makes duct tape. Ever wonder why it is named 3M?
Minmatar Money Machine.
Think about it.
Munch
I should not have laughed as hard as I did at that...
May Scout's rise up again, and bring forth terror upon their enemies.
Dust 514 Private Beta Vet
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Llast 326
An Arkhos
682
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Posted - 2013.12.06 02:36:00 -
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Poonmunch wrote:Minmatar work all the junk yards, flea markets, pawn shops and garage sales.
And we own the company that makes duct tape. Ever wonder why it is named 3M?
Minmatar Money Machine.
Think about it.
Munch
So much WIN
I shot a man in Black Rise onceGǪ Just to watch him die
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Marlin Kirby
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
144
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Posted - 2013.12.06 02:48:00 -
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Garrett Blacknova wrote:Caldari here.
I don't work for Walmart or Tesco, and never have worked for them, or any of their competition.
^^^^^^^^
The not Logic Bomb!
-->We need better comms!<--
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Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
85
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Posted - 2013.12.06 07:28:00 -
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R F Gyro wrote:Nice thinking. In the UK...
Amarr are in the Catholic church
Caldari are Tesco employees
Gallente are Liberal Democrats party members
Minmatar are in the student union
Not sure what the equivalents are elsewhere in the world.
i'd like to think of the matari race as more construction workers . cheap labour , always got some dodgy gear , and more excuse than the worth of it ..... |
jin foxdale
Jedi Slime.
127
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Posted - 2013.12.06 08:25:00 -
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Handsome male British-Caldari nurse, whose place of worship is Morrisons. 
If you see me in the redline, driving an LAV in circles, fear not! Its my two year old son enjoying New Eden.
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Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
86
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:00:00 -
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jin foxdale wrote: Handsome male British-Caldari nurse, whose place of worship is Morrisons.
good litle isk earner :) |
steadyhand amarr
steadyhands independent mercenarys
2024
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:08:00 -
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Luna Angelo wrote:Full time student Caldari.
Pro tip can a work placement asap cuz a degree is worth jackall without experience :-)
"i dont care about you or your goals, just show me the dam isk"
winner of EU squad cup
GOGO power rangers
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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe.
RISE of LEGION
116
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:13:00 -
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I play Caldari. I don't work for Walmart, and I'll wager I make more money than the OP do by a wide margin. So there. |
rpastry
Carbon 7
CRONOS.
93
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:15:00 -
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minmatar=space gypsies
caldari=office drones
gallente=students
amarr=mentally ill |
Chewie Parker
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
86
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:16:00 -
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Leadfoot10 wrote:I play Caldari. I don't work for Walmart, and I'll wager I make more money than the OP do by a wide margin. So there.
yeah dude your the coolest and the best , you probably got 2 more cars than i do , and if i got a dog ,,, i bet you got 4 ...... |
Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
5647
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Posted - 2013.12.06 17:57:00 -
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You just discovered that the Caldari work for the mega corporations?
OK, CCP. When are knives finally going to be improved?
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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe.
RISE of LEGION
117
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Posted - 2013.12.06 18:54:00 -
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Chewie Parker wrote:Leadfoot10 wrote:I play Caldari. I don't work for Walmart, and I'll wager I make more money than the OP do by a wide margin. So there. yeah dude your the coolest and the best , you probably got 2 more cars than i do , and if i got a dog ,,, i bet you got 4 ......
Nope, I'm not the coolest. Nope, I'm not the best. Nope, I only have one car, and its really an SUV.
But what I am is not ignorant enough to generalize that people who play Caldari work at Walmart. I'm simply a successful professional who almost certainly makes a great deal more money than you and I play Cladari almost exclusively.
I don't say that to beat my own chest, or stroke my own e-peen, but rather to put you in your place, with hope you might think a bit more deeply before you post such drivel in the future.
Take care....Leadfoot |
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