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Oswald Rehnquist
782
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Posted - 2013.12.05 19:51:00 -
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The only blueberry thing on your list that I do is hack objectives people are camping because I consider that a blueberry move
Below 28 dB
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Tch Tch
Red Shirts Away Team
43
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Posted - 2013.12.05 21:25:00 -
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Problem is a lot of the newberries in FW won't be that new. They will be ALTs on the troll.
What kills 1799 HP? A suicide RE user. Now made much easier as a suicide blueberry ALT.
So you die and then kick them from the match and you continue on.
Except the moment you enforce any of your divine directives you are kicked from the match maybe for the rest of the day. Troll you killed is spawned back in ten seconds you are back in FW in 24 hrs. Punishment needs to be proportional to change habits. Trolls will lap this up.
Now I understand your frustration and you want to go all drill sgt on the team members not actively trying to win. But some of your list is counter productive to winning, would get the person shot by your own standards from within the list or while helping your KDR and WP lead to a team loss.
=][= Welcome to this special edition of Dusk TV where we follow Drill Sgt Warmonger "He isn't the Messiah he's just a naughty man - attributed to some Amarr noob" training a team of five celebrity players.
Reporter Eye Candy "Sgt. how goes your recruits?" Drooling Drill Sgt Warmonger "Fine, they do as they are told down to the letter."
Let the match begin!
Ten minutes later - REC "Well that was interesting, was it supposed to go like that?" DSW - "It went exactly to plan"
SCENE ONE Just landed and observing the battlefield from the deployment zone.
DSW "I love the smell of forge gun in the morning" - proceeds to fire at neutral installations for the quick WP generation, careful not to hit the CRU he wants to camp near an objective. BANG Kill feed DSW RE Squaddie #6 DSW "WHAT THE FECK!, Snipes I've told you a dozen times make sure you toggle properly before button zoom after laying an RE! Why did you put one there?" Snipes "Sgt. You were sniping from the red zone and your standing orders are to kill anyone sniping from the red zone!" DSW "But you only have Basic REs!" Snipes "I used two Sgt! A good paint job deserves a second coat and I love the smell of REs in the morning." DSW through gritted teeth "YOU ARE NO LONGER THE APPRENTICE".
Scene Two
DSW "Cpl Murray, take command and lead them to the objective and hack." Murray "Yessssssss Drillllll Saaaaarge"
Objective is being hacked by the team. DSW is waddling across the battlefield to catch up when he sees a flash at the objective.
Squadies Murray, Witherspoon, Dinkle RE Sinboto
Murray "Three of us hacked the objective and then we died"
Kill feed DSW Thale Justin Trolling
DSW "Okay Zeta hack the nearby CRU and we will all regroup around you" Zeta-Jones "Can't sir I'm camping it"
Turrent - the sound a tankers pants makes when he finds out the four swarm militia doing squats around him aren't AFK.
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Niuvo
NECROM0NGERS Covert Intervention
845
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Posted - 2013.12.05 21:28:00 -
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that was funny. real talk, sucky blues stay out of FW. |
Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc. Interstellar Murder of Crows
1224
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Posted - 2013.12.05 21:33:00 -
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Roofer Madness wrote:Rich o wrote:According to your post you have to kill yourself when CRU-camping. BTW: hunting down blueberries may satisfy you, but during your "hunt" you're of the same value as each and every random blue Actually, with my core focus repper on his ass good ******* luck is all I can say. lol Remember folks, target the repper logi first, aim for the head too.....
Praise St. Arzad and Pass the Nanohives
Karin Midular, gone, never forgotten
Executing Amarr Trash since Closed Beta
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Kane Fyea
2321
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Posted - 2013.12.05 21:36:00 -
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Alaika Arbosa wrote:Roofer Madness wrote:Rich o wrote:According to your post you have to kill yourself when CRU-camping. BTW: hunting down blueberries may satisfy you, but during your "hunt" you're of the same value as each and every random blue Actually, with my core focus repper on his ass good ******* luck is all I can say. lol Remember folks, target the repper logi first, aim for the head too..... All you have to do is get the logi from behind and demolish the heavy being repped. Not very hard. |
Samantha Hunyz
Legions of Infinite Dominion
38
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Posted - 2013.12.05 22:00:00 -
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Roofer Madness wrote:Rich o wrote:According to your post you have to kill yourself when CRU-camping. BTW: hunting down blueberries may satisfy you, but during your "hunt" you're of the same value as each and every random blue Actually, with my core focus repper on his ass good ******* luck is all I can say. lol What Rich o was referring to is that during your 'witch hunt', you become yet another worthless member of your team. Now that you yourself admitted that you will be aiding in this hunt, there already 2 more useless players on the field.
When I look down my scope, all I see are dead people.
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
1592
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Posted - 2013.12.05 22:03:00 -
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So what you're saying is, you're going to be a detriment to your team by using some low-SP alt in FW who TKs?
Great... Another equally worthless player in FW...
Closed Beta Vet
Reading the forums detracts from overall enjoyment of the game
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Forlorn Destrier
2245
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Posted - 2013.12.05 22:09:00 -
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WAR-MONGER SLAUGHTER wrote:Friendly Fire!!!! Bye Bye**** I can and will be kicked from every FW match ... everyday ... if needed ... just to make sure you Do-Nothing Blueberries DIE!!!! Oh and I'm not stupid enough to use my main and make his standings suffer ... no no no .. An alt .. will be the one who punishes u! -Stand around doing nothing = YOURE DEAD -Not hacking when your close to an objective = YOURE DEAD -Enemy within range to be killed & you not shooting = YOURE DEAD -Steal my LAV = YOURE DEAD -Hop in my LAV when I don't want u to .. ill jump out and BOOOOM! = YOURE DEAD -Red-line anything = YOURE DEAD -Hack or blow up a CRU or uplink I'm camping = YOURE DEAD -Shoot me = YOURE DEAD YOURE DEAD - YOURE DEAD - YOURE DEAD In other words ... If you plan on doing the typical blueberry antics listed above ... stay the hell out of Faction Warfare ... or the end result is = YOURE DEAD!!!!! Your times is up~*
I'm embarrassed to be in the same corp as you.
Chivalry is not dead, but many who practiced it are.
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echo47
Minmatar Republic
103
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Posted - 2013.12.05 22:11:00 -
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So what is the penalty if you rank lower than a "blueberry" in WP and KDR at the end of the match? |
John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics League of Infamy
620
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Posted - 2013.12.05 22:11:00 -
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lol. War is nothing if not consistent!
"The line between disorder and order lies in logistics" -Sun Tzu
Amarr victor!
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True Adamance
Fatal Absolution
4563
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Posted - 2013.12.05 22:13:00 -
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WAR-MONGER SLAUGHTER wrote:Friendly Fire!!!! Bye Bye**** I can and will be kicked from every FW match ... everyday ... if needed ... just to make sure you Do-Nothing Blueberries DIE!!!! Oh and I'm not stupid enough to use my main and make his standings suffer ... no no no .. An alt .. will be the one who punishes u! -Stand around doing nothing = YOURE DEAD -Not hacking when your close to an objective = YOURE DEAD -Enemy within range to be killed & you not shooting = YOURE DEAD -Steal my LAV = YOURE DEAD -Hop in my LAV when I don't want u to .. ill jump out and BOOOOM! = YOURE DEAD -Red-line anything = YOURE DEAD -Hack or blow up a CRU or uplink I'm camping = YOURE DEAD -Shoot me = YOURE DEAD YOURE DEAD - YOURE DEAD - YOURE DEAD In other words ... If you plan on doing the typical blueberry antics listed above ... stay the hell out of Faction Warfare ... or the end result is = YOURE DEAD!!!!! Your times is up~* You are a heroes and a role model for all us upstanding do something FW players.....wait TKing? NO YOU ARENT!
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
729
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Posted - 2013.12.05 22:17:00 -
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I never expect a goddamn thing from blueberries. |
Pvt Numnutz
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
395
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Posted - 2013.12.05 22:27:00 -
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Friendly fire isn't. |
ELITE INQUISITOR
Eternal Beings
41
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Posted - 2013.12.06 01:03:00 -
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WAR-MONGER SLAUGHTER wrote:Friendly Fire!!!! Bye Bye**** I can and will be kicked from every FW match ... everyday ... if needed ... just to make sure you Do-Nothing Blueberries DIE!!!! Oh and I'm not stupid enough to use my main and make his standings suffer ... no no no .. An alt .. will be the one who punishes u! -Stand around doing nothing = YOURE DEAD -Not hacking when your close to an objective = YOURE DEAD -Enemy within range to be killed & you not shooting = YOURE DEAD -Steal my LAV = YOURE DEAD -Hop in my LAV when I don't want u to .. ill jump out and BOOOOM! = YOURE DEAD -Red-line anything = YOURE DEAD -Hack or blow up a CRU or uplink I'm camping = YOURE DEAD -Shoot me = YOURE DEAD YOURE DEAD - YOURE DEAD - YOURE DEAD In other words ... If you plan on doing the typical blueberry antics listed above ... stay the hell out of Faction Warfare ... or the end result is = YOURE DEAD!!!!! Your times is up~*
I'd rather have a do nothing blueberry or redline sniper then well....THIS^
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them
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Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
735
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Posted - 2013.12.06 01:40:00 -
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we already have some contracts. Message me ingame and I can get you isk for your time. |
Poonmunch
Sanguis Defense Syndicate
622
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Posted - 2013.12.06 02:11:00 -
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WAR-MONGER SLAUGHTER wrote:Friendly Fire!!!! Bye Bye**** I can and will be kicked from every FW match ... everyday ... if needed ... just to make sure you Do-Nothing Blueberries DIE!!!! Oh and I'm not stupid enough to use my main and make his standings suffer ... no no no .. An alt .. will be the one who punishes u! -Stand around doing nothing = YOURE DEAD -Not hacking when your close to an objective = YOURE DEAD -Enemy within range to be killed & you not shooting = YOURE DEAD -Steal my LAV = YOURE DEAD -Hop in my LAV when I don't want u to .. ill jump out and BOOOOM! = YOURE DEAD -Red-line anything = YOURE DEAD -Hack or blow up a CRU or uplink I'm camping = YOURE DEAD -Shoot me = YOURE DEAD YOURE DEAD - YOURE DEAD - YOURE DEAD In other words ... If you plan on doing the typical blueberry antics listed above ... stay the hell out of Faction Warfare ... or the end result is = YOURE DEAD!!!!! Your times is up~*
Woa.
"Red-line anything" pretty much describes us snipers at various times of some games.
Seriously, take a pill.
If you start fragging people because you think someone did something you don't like, you will lose friends and hurt your team by wasting clones.
Or people might get together and put bounties out on you.
Munch
Dedicated Sniper.
Minmatar Patriot.
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Rush Inamras
PiZzA DuDeS
43
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Posted - 2014.01.30 07:44:00 -
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O,0 seriously gotta stop 12 year olds from playing this gaem... |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
5565
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Posted - 2014.01.30 07:50:00 -
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*Watches OP get kicked*
*Is now safe from OP for 24 hours*
Never forget
May 14, 2013: Beta 2.0
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Horizen Kenpachi
Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire
145
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Posted - 2014.01.30 08:31:00 -
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Noob try biomass it suits u as for fw ha
Hit me with your nerf bat.
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Obodiah Garro
Tech Guard RISE of LEGION
599
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Posted - 2014.01.30 08:34:00 -
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OP has the correct attitude for blueberries, lets hope he joins the gallente faction |
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