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Red Shirts Away Team
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Posted - 2013.12.05 21:25:00 -
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Problem is a lot of the newberries in FW won't be that new. They will be ALTs on the troll.
What kills 1799 HP? A suicide RE user. Now made much easier as a suicide blueberry ALT.
So you die and then kick them from the match and you continue on.
Except the moment you enforce any of your divine directives you are kicked from the match maybe for the rest of the day. Troll you killed is spawned back in ten seconds you are back in FW in 24 hrs. Punishment needs to be proportional to change habits. Trolls will lap this up.
Now I understand your frustration and you want to go all drill sgt on the team members not actively trying to win. But some of your list is counter productive to winning, would get the person shot by your own standards from within the list or while helping your KDR and WP lead to a team loss.
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Welcome to this special edition of Dusk TV where we follow Drill Sgt Warmonger "He isn't the Messiah he's just a naughty man - attributed to some Amarr noob" training a team of five celebrity players.
Reporter Eye Candy "Sgt. how goes your recruits?"
Drooling Drill Sgt Warmonger "Fine, they do as they are told down to the letter."
Let the match begin!
Ten minutes later - REC "Well that was interesting, was it supposed to go like that?"
DSW - "It went exactly to plan"
SCENE ONE
Just landed and observing the battlefield from the deployment zone.
DSW "I love the smell of forge gun in the morning" - proceeds to fire at neutral installations for the quick WP generation, careful not to hit the CRU he wants to camp near an objective.
BANG
Kill feed DSW RE Squaddie #6
DSW "WHAT THE FECK!, Snipes I've told you a dozen times make sure you toggle properly before button zoom after laying an RE! Why did you put one there?"
Snipes "Sgt. You were sniping from the red zone and your standing orders are to kill anyone sniping from the red zone!"
DSW "But you only have Basic REs!"
Snipes "I used two Sgt! A good paint job deserves a second coat and I love the smell of REs in the morning."
DSW through gritted teeth "YOU ARE NO LONGER THE APPRENTICE".
Scene Two
DSW "Cpl Murray, take command and lead them to the objective and hack."
Murray "Yessssssss Drillllll Saaaaarge"
Objective is being hacked by the team. DSW is waddling across the battlefield to catch up when he sees a flash at the objective.
Squadies Murray, Witherspoon, Dinkle RE Sinboto
Murray "Three of us hacked the objective and then we died"
Kill feed DSW Thale Justin Trolling
DSW "Okay Zeta hack the nearby CRU and we will all regroup around you"
Zeta-Jones "Can't sir I'm camping it"
Turrent - the sound a tankers pants makes when he finds out the four swarm militia doing squats around him aren't AFK.
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