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Derrith Erador
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Posted - 2013.12.04 05:12:00 -
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Alright, everyone knows of the most infamous names of Dust. You all know, the names so despicable just the mere mention of them starts sparks of hatred and anger from nearly every major league guy/gal still playing this game. I of course, am speaking of that of ContrabanJoe, Ares Himself, and the ever hated Vethosis.
We all know that pretty much everyone hates them, but you all have failed to see the terror these people could truly cause if they turned to trolling.
The events following would be catastrophic. Thousands of seasoned veterans would fall to their power, even the best warriors of all the best corps wouldn't be able to stand against them.
Whats worse, think of what would happen if they..... fused together...... New eden would truly burn. The fusion would be a Sagaris with 100% resistance, with a giant Forge turret with double the fire rate of an assault SMG, and the blast radius of a tactical hybrid strike, the speed of an Incubus with four Jovian infused powerplants, and two afterburners, the range of a Thales sniper rifle, the armor of all the proto heavies combined, like a spirit bomb of armor, but scarier. The side turrets would be weird mutations of turrets that would shoot 5 meter wide laser beams with twice the damage of viziam laser rifles before they got nerfed when uprising came out. Not even the combined likes of all the forums warriors channeled into a forge gun, amplified by the hatred Cubs has for anime would work, it'd just **** it off.
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Derrith Erador
bloodwolves battalion
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Posted - 2013.12.04 14:54:00 -
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Ydubbs81 RND wrote:What is the point of this thread?? Call your girlfriend and tell her that you have nothing else to do. Have her read this thread and show her how you spend your off time and maybe she'll feel guilty about holding out.
Apologies if I'm coming off like a jerk but what is the motivation of threads like these?
boredom.
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Derrith Erador
bloodwolves battalion
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Posted - 2013.12.05 05:31:00 -
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Superhero Rawdon wrote:Ydubbs81 RND wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Ydubbs81 RND wrote:What is the point of this thread?? Call your girlfriend and tell her that you have nothing else to do. Have her read this thread and show her how you spend your off time and maybe she'll feel guilty about holding out.
Apologies if I'm coming off like a jerk but what is the motivation of threads like these? boredom. My point exactly. But there's sports, women (girls, in most cases), music, or even, actually playing dust :D. All better than socializing on this forum with threads like these. i have to agree with dubbs on this (and me and dubbs dont agree on much), sloth. go do something
True, but what he doesn't know about me is the fact that the women in my neighborhood have a great 30+ year lead on me in life, and that sports are out of the question, as the old guys are, well, old. And I don't really care much for dust ever since I showed PC my bright yellow buttocks and told it to kiss it. But, I do have to agree with you all on this. The anniversary where I was expelled forcefully into this world is coming up soon, so I'll have to find something to do, maybe I'll get blitzed.
I love kittens with mittens
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Derrith Erador
bloodwolves battalion
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Posted - 2013.12.05 05:41:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:dem older ladies have experience. Go for it.
also my likes = 666
not anymore.
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