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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
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Posted - 2013.12.01 11:42:00 -
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Gonna see about recording these lyrics tomorrow when people arnt asleep
Gonna be a parody to this song.
Read along to the tune
Standing in the Barge, with his militia gear on Couldnt get a squad, it was an academy battle Heard the roar of the coms, he could hear some kids screams Spawned on the ground, then like a flash of light
He heard one AR, just blew him away He saw kills on the feed, and the very next game Skilled into Gallenette AR, bought some GEKS Didnt know how to fit it, but he knew for sure
That one AR, would feel good in his hands Didnt take long, to understand Just one AR, with aim assist Was a huge crutch, was the only way to go
So he started scrubbin aint never gonna stop gotta keep on pubbing somedays he's gonna make it to the top
And be a leaderboard hero (got WPs in his sights) He's a leaderboard hero He took one AR, (leaderboard hero, WPs in his sights) Leaderboard hero, he'll deploy tonight
In a map without a name in an OB downpour Thought he passed his own suit, by point B's door Like a trip to last night to match without a squad And that one AR that made his whole playstyle change
now he needs to keep scrubbin he just cant stop gotta keep on pubbing That boys gotta stay on top
And be a leaderboard hero (got WPs in his sights) He's a leaderboard hero (got WPs in his sights) YEAHHHH!! Leaderboard hero (got WPs in his sights) With that AR, he'll kill some, he'll kill some scouts tonight
(guitar solo)
Yeah!! he's gotta keep on scrubbin he just cant stop gotta keep on pubbing that boys gotta stay on top
And be a leaderboard hero (Got WPs in his sights) Hes a leaderboard hero (got WPs in his sights) Just one AR (got WPs in his sights) Just a leaderboard hero Leaderboard hero, leaderboard hero he's got WPs in his sights Points, in his sights
Running for CPM1
Scout, Pilot, Logi, AV'r
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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
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Posted - 2013.12.01 12:44:00 -
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Im so bored
Dont go breakin my fit (Dont go breaking my heart . A Dust 514 parody song) - Sung by the community ( ) lyrics sung by CCP employee [ ] Together
Dont go breakin my fit (we couldnt if we tried) CCP if I get upset (Forums you're not that kind)
Dont go breakin my fit (you take the trolls off of me) oh CCP when you posted that blog (ouuu we gave you stuff for free)
[OUUHOO] [No buddy knows it] When I was nerfed (It was a stealth buff) [OUUHOO] [No buddy knows it] (nobuddy knows) Right from the Start (we gave you a buff) (ooooooh, we gave you a buff)
So dont go nerfing my fit (I wont go nerfing your fit) [Dont go nerfing that fit]
So no buddy told us (Cause the programmers didnt show us) Now its up to the CPM guys (I think we can patch it)
So dont misunderstand trolling (You put the pay in our wages) You put the TM on the Soon (We got your wallet in our sights)
[OUUHOO] [No buddy knows it] When I was nerfed (It was a stealth buff) [OUUHOO] [No buddy knows it] (nobuddy knows) Right from the Start (w gave you a buff) (ooooooh, we gave you a buff)
So dont go breaking my fit (We wont go breaking your fits) [Dont go breaking those fits]
Repeat some previous lines, etc, etc.
Running for CPM1
Scout, Pilot, Logi, AV'r
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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
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Posted - 2013.12.01 13:12:00 -
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More
Hype me up Buttercup - Dust Parody
Why do you Hype me up (Hype me up) CCP Devs Just to Nerf me down (nerf me down) and mess my build around And then worst of all (worst of all) you never post, Devs When you say you will (say you will) but I lurk still
I need news (I need news) More than class, wolfman You know that iv needed buffed from the start So hype me up (hype me up) CCP, dont break my build
"I'll be posting at Ten" You told me Soon not TM But you're late I'll move to the IRC then I check the News forums I cant wait anymore Its not you, another forum poster lets me down again
(hey hey hey) CCP, Devs I try to find (hey hey hey) a little time, and find that blue tag (hey hey hey) I'll be home I'll be at work Waiting for you
Why do you Hype me up (Hype me up) CCP Devs Just to Nerf me down (nerf me down) and mess my build around And then worst of all (worst of all) you never post, Devs When you say you will (say you will) but I lurk still
I need news (I need news) More than class, wolfman You know that iv needed buffed from the start So hype me up (hype me up) CCP, dont break my build
You made my toys, but you could be all lies If you'd just let me know Although its untrue Im addicted to your game more and more Why do I play it so
(hey hey hey) CCP Devs, try to find (hey hey hey) a little time and post those notes I'll be home I'll be at work Waiting for you
Why do you Hype me up (Hype me up) CCP Devs Just to Nerf me down (nerf me down) and mess my build around And then worst of all (worst of all) you never post, Devs When you say you will (say you will) but I lurk still
I need news (I need news) More than class, wolfman You know that iv needed buffed from the start So hype me up (hype me up) CCP, dont break my build
Running for CPM1
Scout, Pilot, Logi, AV'r
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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
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Posted - 2013.12.01 13:38:00 -
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Sung to this tune
Flaylock Flaylock Flaylock Flaylock
You put the pew pew into my heart You send my enemies flying sky high When your exploisions start Missile to their brain Goes a pewpewpew to their feet just the same
But somethings bugging them Something aint right The community told me, that you're just a sidearm You left me worried, in my thread I was bragging, but I should of been playing with you instead
So load Dust up, before they nerf it Dont leave me hanging on with all this SP So load Dust up, before they nerf it I dont want to miss it before that patch
Load dust up, before they nerf it cause im not planning on a respec load dust up, before they nerf it send reds flying tonight I want them to fly high
Get those LLAVs out of my way You make my KDR rise higher then an AR Turned my Win/Loss possitive My Warpoints per minute have never been the same
Cause you're my gun, im your suit it makes me crazy that you're so cool Come on Flaylock, lets get to the fight The enemies will go flying, everything will be right
So load Dust up, before they nerf it Dont leave me hanging on with all this SP So load Dust up, before they nerf it I dont want to miss it before that patch
Load dust up, before they nerf it cause im not planning on a respec load dust up, before they nerf it send reds flying tonight I want them to fly high
Flaylock Flaylock
Load up Flaylock, A-D-S They'll still go flying, tomorow night Theres hope out there, maybe enough they can cry nerf, we'll stay online instead
Flaylock
So load Dust up, before they nerf it Dont leave me hanging on with all this SP So load Dust up, before they nerf it I dont want to miss it before that patch
Load dust up, before they nerf it cause im not planning on a respec load dust up, before they nerf it send reds flying tonight I want them to fly high
So load Dust up, before they nerf it Dont leave me hanging on with all this SP So load Dust up, before they nerf it I dont want to miss it before that patch
(pew pew pew)
Running for CPM1
Scout, Pilot, Logi, AV'r
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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
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Posted - 2013.12.01 14:16:00 -
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Another
We were just another corp out of The Forge In pubs trying to make some isk playing all the modes, using militia gear and we practiced right out in manus peak
So we didnt have much money we barely made enough to run Advanced but when we got in a squad and were in a match people came and died
Small and unheard of corp no buddies expecting getting kills using O-B's Heavies and Forges kill, kill, kill, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Rekking in the steets of Line harvest we were getting pretty good at the game people lost lives, didnt take much time still no one knew our name
living on protostomping never worried bout the gear they were using when we qued up in game and started to play everybuddy redlined
Small and unheard of corp no buddies expecting getting kills using O-B's Heavies and Forges kill, kill, kill, yeah yeah yeah yeah
playing for a week in Molden Heath A man from our last game mailed us spoke of paid work and offered us Tanks and said, guys I think this corps outta sight
oooh Sign an allience contract you know iv got great corperations when I see ya in those districts you're gonna be filthy rich
Small and unheard of corp no buddies expecting getting kills using O-B's Heavies and Forges kill, kill, kill, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Running for CPM1
Scout, Pilot, Logi, AV'r
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