On the first day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me
A guy with proto AV.

On the second day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.

On the third day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me
Three Gallente friends,
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me,
Four Caldari mercs,
Three Gallente friends,
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me ,
Five OOoo-Bee's,
Four Caldari mercs,
Three Gallente friends,
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me,
Six noobs a-dying,
Five OOoo-Bee's
Four Caldari mercs,
Three Gallente friends,
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me
Seven swarms a-swarming,
Six noobs a-dying,
Five OOoo-Bee's
Four Caldari mercs,
Three Gallente friends,
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.


On the eighth day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me
Eight nades a-cooking,
Seven swarms a-swarming,
Six noobs a-dying,
Five Ooo-Bee's
Four Caldari mercs,
Three Gallente friends,
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.


On the ninth day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me
Nine lasers lazing,
Eight nades a-cooking,
Seven swarms a-swarming,
Six noobs a-dying,
Five Ooo-Bee's
Four Caldari mercs,
Three Gallente friends,
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.

On the tenth day of Christmas
my CEO sent to me
Ten tanks a-tanking,
Nine lasers lazing,
Eight nades a-cooking,
Seven swarms a-swarming,
Six noobs a-dying,
Five Ooo-Bee's
Four Caldari mercs,
Three Gallente friends,
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me
Eleven Vipers crashing,
Ten tanks a-tanking,
Nine lasers lazing,
Eight nades a-cooking,
Seven swarms a-swarming,
Six noobs a-dying,
Five Ooo-Bee's
Four Caldari mercs,
Three Gallente friends,
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my CEO sent to me
Twelve protos stomping,
Eleven Vipers crashing,
Ten tanks a-tanking,
Nine lasers lazing,
Eight nades a-cooking,
Seven swarms a-swarming,
Six noobs a-dying,
Five Ooo-Bee's
Four Caldari mercs,
Three Gallente friends,
Two Amarr scrubs,
And a guy with proto AV.