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Shotty GoBang
Pro Hic Immortalis
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Posted - 2013.11.22 22:12:00 -
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Chuck Norris is a Gallente Logi with a Scrambler Rifle.
* He can miss half his shots, and still kill you in 0.5 seconds.
* He doesn't have a favorite piece of equipment. He has all of them.
* He knows how to aim, but chooses not to thanks to godlike gungame from the hip.
* He is aware that he can "charge" his weapon, but hasn't see the need for such effort.
* He weighs in at 1,000+ HP and cannot grasp complaints about TTK.
* He responds "none of the former, only the latter" when asked about Risk and Reward.
* He is a one man orbital strike of warpoints, sometimes three or four.
* He runs a Duvolle AR when he gets bored ... to mix things up a 'bit.
* He can tank two breach shotgun blasts, then leisurely turn around and melt you.
* He stands atop live nades, because he can. And still win.
* He doesn't think he's OP ... only really, really good at this game. |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
10511
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Posted - 2013.11.22 22:14:00 -
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oh oh... he just roundhouse everyone to death.
CPM 0 Secretary
Omni-Soldier Specialist
Current Theme \\= Advanced Scrambler Rifle =// Unlocked
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Roger Cordill
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
34
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Posted - 2013.11.22 22:15:00 -
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Logi Bro
Greatness Achieved Through Training
EoN.
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Posted - 2013.11.22 22:17:00 -
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When God said, "let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "say please."
Been Logistics since before it was cool.
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TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR
F.T.U.
669
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Posted - 2013.11.22 22:18:00 -
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* he can sit through an orbital while killing 10 guys and still have time for lunch.
Tell me, how exactly DOES a biscuit gain Valor?
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RKKR
The Southern Legion
The Umbra Combine
466
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Posted - 2013.11.22 22:25:00 -
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I can stand on live nades...untill they explode, but no worries I'm speccing into minmatar logis.
Also, how does a specific weapon make a specific suit OP?
Also, gallente logis are supposed to bring all equipment, I'm doing it from the start since armor sucked.
Oooh crap I can't comment because of your last bullet point :'( |
ZeHealingHurts HurtingHeals
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
493
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Posted - 2013.11.22 22:32:00 -
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His favorite class is the Jovian Juggernaut.
SAVE DUST 514; REMOVE SCRAMBLER PISTOLS AND MISSILE TANKS
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Patrick57
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Posted - 2013.11.22 22:48:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he does earth-downs.
When I'm depressed, I cut myself......A BIG SLICE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE!
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soulreaper73
PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies
535
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Posted - 2013.11.22 23:10:00 -
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Shotty GoBang wrote:Chuck Norris is a Gallente Logi. With a Scrambler Rifle.
* He can miss half his shots. And still kill you in 0.5 seconds.
* He doesn't have a favorite piece of equipment. He has all of them.
* He knows how to aim. He chooses not to.
* He can kill you at any range. From the hip.
* He is aware that he can "charge" his weapon. But why?
* He weighs in at 1,000+ HP. Complaints about TTK confuse him.
* He doesn't have to answer questions. Like Risk and Reward.
* He is a one man orbital strike, guaranteed. Three or four if he tries.
* He runs a Duvolle AR when he gets bored. To mix things up a 'bit.
* He can tank two breach shotgun blasts. Then leisurely turn around and melt you.
* He stands atop live nades, because he can. And still win.
* He doesn't think he's OP. Just really, really good at this game.
Chuck Norris does not need a dropsuit shotty! 
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Ripcord19981
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
270
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Posted - 2013.11.22 23:26:00 -
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The real reason H i t l e r killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not ur day, tomorrow doesn't look too bright either.
Turkey sammich>taco
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IAmDuncanIdaho II
R 0 N 1 N
142
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Posted - 2013.11.22 23:32:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
Death to non-scouts. |
Matticus Monk
Ordus Trismegistus
749
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Posted - 2013.11.23 01:07:00 -
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- Chuck Norris has all of the racial scout and heavy suits already; he hasn't given them to CCP yet.
- Chuck Norris went 50 / 0 using basic nova knives - when they were broken.
- Chuck Norris AFK's every match. Other players recognize his efforts as "proto-stomping"
- Chuck Norris didn't understand what the problem was with "murder taxi's", he didn't even realize this game had LLAV's.... he thought those were mosquitoes.
- Chuck Norris refuses to run scout suits. They have too much HP and are "EZ mode" for "LOL try-hards".
- Chuck Norris asks his team to redline snipe every match so they don't get in his way during the game.
- Chuck Norris thinks the Jovians haven't been seen in Dust because they are scared of him. He is right.
- Chuck Norris once laughs at forge gun direct hits. In fact, he usually asks for seconds. The same can be said for the plasma cannon.
- Chuck Norris was once so bored during a match he threw an apple core over his shoulder after stopping for a snack. The apple core flew into space and knocked a Caldari Titan out of the sky. He did not apologize.
- Chuck Norris gets respecs whenever he feels like it. But he doesn't need them: he already has all of his 'core' skills to level 6. |
AfroSunshineY Consequence
R 0 N 1 N
175
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Posted - 2013.11.23 01:09:00 -
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Can we get a blue tag...or a sticky? XD Priceless. |
Darth-Carbonite GIO
Dust2Dust.
Top Men.
241
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Posted - 2013.11.23 01:25:00 -
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Shotty GoBang wrote:Chuck Norris is a Gallente Logi. With a Scrambler Rifle.
* He can miss half his shots. And still kill you in 0.5 seconds.
* He doesn't have a favorite piece of equipment. He has all of them.
* He knows how to aim. He chooses not to.
* He can kill you at any range. From the hip. While strafing.
* He is aware that he can "charge" his weapon. But why?
* He weighs in at 1,000+ HP. Complaints about TTK confuse him.
* He doesn't have to answer questions. Like Risk and Reward.
* He is a one man orbital strike, guaranteed. Three or four if he tries.
* He runs a Duvolle AR when he gets bored. To mix things up a 'bit.
* He can tank both blasts from a breach shotgun. And win.
* He stands atop live nades. Because he can.
* He doesn't think he's OP. Just really, really good at this game.
He is the most interesting logi in the worldGǪ.
Stay thirsty my friends 
Preeminent Scrambler Rifle User & Dropship Enthusiast
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
743
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Posted - 2013.11.23 01:52:00 -
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Lol. Chuck Norris doesn't need a dropsuit nor any sort of medical equipment. Chuck Norris jumps out of the MCC and lands without inertia dampeners, proceeds to melee in jeans and a sleeveless shirt with bandana around his neck and kicks the objective blue. He then proceeds to choke enemies for their ammo and squeezes their sacks for links. Chuck Norris IS an assault dropship and his turret is his dropkick.
If you don't think sniping is the greatest thing everGǪ I will fight you. That's no lie.
-GÇö Ron Burgundy paraphrased
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EternalRMG
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
626
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Posted - 2013.11.23 02:28:00 -
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Lol
Chuck Norris Goes Bare Handed with No Dropsuit
He looks at the enemy MCC and it Explodes
"Fight Togheter; Win Together"
Duster Since: July 2012
Best DropShip Pilot; Soon To be best Jet Fighter Pilot
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Thorn Badblood
Dust2Dust.
Top Men.
66
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Posted - 2013.11.23 02:33:00 -
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Even his action figure is invincible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9V-goCaua0
D2D. A Non-Prophet Organization
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Ivy Zalinto
Bobbit's Hangmen
8
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Posted - 2013.11.23 02:42:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:Shotty GoBang wrote:Chuck Norris is a Gallente Logi. With a Scrambler Rifle.
* He can miss half his shots. And still kill you in 0.5 seconds.
* He doesn't have a favorite piece of equipment. He has all of them.
* He knows how to aim. He chooses not to.
* He can kill you at any range. From the hip. While strafing.
* He is aware that he can "charge" his weapon. But why?
* He weighs in at 1,000+ HP. Complaints about TTK confuse him.
* He doesn't have to answer questions. Like Risk and Reward.
* He is a one man orbital strike, guaranteed. Three or four if he tries.
* He runs a Duvolle AR when he gets bored. To mix things up a 'bit.
* He can tank both blasts from a breach shotgun. And win.
* He stands atop live nades. Because he can.
* He doesn't think he's OP. Just really, really good at this game. He is the most interesting logi in the worldGǪ. Stay thirsty my friends
Love those commercials! XD |
Drifter MAGGOT
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
101
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Posted - 2013.11.23 02:44:00 -
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Shotty GoBang wrote:Chuck Norris is a Gallente Logi. With a Scrambler Rifle.
* He can miss half his shots. And still kill you in 0.5 seconds.
* He doesn't have a favorite piece of equipment. He has all of them.
* He knows how to aim. He chooses not to.
* He can kill you at any range. From the hip. While strafing.
* He is aware that he can "charge" his weapon. But why?
* He weighs in at 1,000+ HP. Complaints about TTK confuse him.
* He doesn't have to answer questions. Like Risk and Reward.
* He is a one man orbital strike, guaranteed. Three or four if he tries.
* He runs a Duvolle AR when he gets bored. To mix things up a 'bit.
* He can tank both blasts from a breach shotgun. And win.
* He stands atop live nades. Because he can.
* He doesn't think he's OP. Just really, really good at this game.
I think you have Chuck confused with Does Equis guy. |
Nitrobeacon
Freek Coalition
Freek Alliance
89
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Posted - 2013.11.23 02:55:00 -
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Shotty GoBang wrote:Chuck Norris is a Gallente Logi. With a Scrambler Rifle.
* He can miss half his shots. And still kill you in 0.5 seconds.
* He doesn't have a favorite piece of equipment. He has all of them.
* He knows how to aim. He chooses not to.
* He can kill you at any range. From the hip. While strafing.
* He is aware that he can "charge" his weapon. But why?
* He weighs in at 1,000+ HP. Complaints about TTK confuse him.
* He doesn't have to answer questions. Like Risk and Reward.
* He is a one man orbital strike, guaranteed. Three or four if he tries.
* He runs a Duvolle AR when he gets bored. To mix things up a 'bit.
* He can tank both blasts from a breach shotgun. And win.
* He stands atop live nades. Because he can.
* He doesn't think he's OP. Just really, really good at this game.
Actually with a scrambler pistol, it has the most dps in the game if you have skill. |
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Ivy Zalinto
Bobbit's Hangmen
10
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Posted - 2013.11.23 03:38:00 -
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Nitrobeacon wrote:Shotty GoBang wrote:Chuck Norris is a Gallente Logi. With a Scrambler Rifle.
* He can miss half his shots. And still kill you in 0.5 seconds.
* He doesn't have a favorite piece of equipment. He has all of them.
* He knows how to aim. He chooses not to.
* He can kill you at any range. From the hip. While strafing.
* He is aware that he can "charge" his weapon. But why?
* He weighs in at 1,000+ HP. Complaints about TTK confuse him.
* He doesn't have to answer questions. Like Risk and Reward.
* He is a one man orbital strike, guaranteed. Three or four if he tries.
* He runs a Duvolle AR when he gets bored. To mix things up a 'bit.
* He can tank both blasts from a breach shotgun. And win.
* He stands atop live nades. Because he can.
* He doesn't think he's OP. Just really, really good at this game. Actually with a scrambler pistol, it has the most dps in the game if you have skill.
Thank you for recognizing that it actually takes some skill to use the damn thing. Gotta close the range and land repeated hits on a target with a semi auto. And if you want to kill a higher tier suit some of them have to be headshots as well. |
ELITE INQUISITOR
Eternal Beings
18
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Posted - 2013.11.23 03:39:00 -
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They tried to name a bridge after him but couldn't. Cause nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them
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Llast 326
An Arkhos
518
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Posted - 2013.11.23 03:42:00 -
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Shotty GoBang wrote:Chuck Norris is a Gallente Logi. With a Scrambler Rifle.
* He can miss half his shots. And still kill you in 0.5 seconds.
Shotty we both know this one is not true
Those shots don't miss they are just killing other targets in the distance 
I am apparently not the only fool
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VAHZZ
293
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Posted - 2013.11.23 03:43:00 -
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Chuck Norris is a Gallente Heavy...get it right
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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Proud Sniper Scout
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