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Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
2281
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Posted - 2013.11.21 18:45:00 -
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You ever had that moment where you know you're done, that nothing will save you, it's the end of this clone, and the only thing you can think to say at that moment is : oh ****.
Well time to share and compare my fellow immortals, who's got the best story to tell?
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja.
Forum Warrior level 2
A grunt of STB
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Ploo-Koon
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
362
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Posted - 2013.11.21 18:51:00 -
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Yesterday I drove over a over a rise in a LAV, toward the enemy red line, and as I crested the hill two tanks came into view. There was no way to do a panicked u-turn and get away so I just hit the accelerator and rammed directly into the lead tank hoping to do a least a little damage.
Additional note: I then spawned in with lolswarms and killed both tanks.
(GöÉGöî ).....[ a¦Å^Gûá ].....{ a¦Å\°/a¦Å }.....( : : )
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
4660
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Posted - 2013.11.21 18:53:00 -
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Back in beta, I's rollin' in mah tank, when all of a sudden A WILD LIGHT POST APPEARS!
My brakes couldn't stop me in time.
Never forget
Level 4 Forum Warrior
King of airborne swine.
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon 514
Turalyon Alliance
5303
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Posted - 2013.11.21 18:53:00 -
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I've had many where I turn a corner...
And then half the enemy team is there, looking at me.
Level 5 Forum Warrior
Lenin of the glorious armoured revolution
Supporter of CCP raRaRa.
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R F Gyro
Clones 4u
658
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Posted - 2013.11.21 18:53:00 -
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Spawning in: while waiting for timer watch other blues appear and then vanish immediately, lag spike stops you cancelling.
RF Gyro: 12.5% damage bonus; 10.5% rate of fire bonus
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VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
273
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:00:00 -
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A couple weeks ago, i was scouting around - trying to find the best vantages for my little sniper play when i turn the corner and spot a tank..i quickly turned and ran towards the opposite direction when another tank popped up..i just stood there, facepalmed as i got blasted by BOTH of them.
Yesterday, i got shiny new RE's and decided to test them out - found a battle, put on my ScR Scout suit and went skipping through the fields of dead bodies. I saw a tank and got a fiendish grin and ran over to blow the sucker up...i picked on the wrong tank...mr SGT MERCH ran my ass over...
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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Proud Sniper Scout
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Mik3 H0nch0
DUST University
Ivy League
47
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:01:00 -
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A few nights ago I was playing my first matches in my new scout suit, I see a guy hacking a point so I drop in shotgun the guy while his teammate was completely unaware. So I sprint off feeling extra stealthy and turn a corner right into a Prototype HMG, and a fast track to the respawn screen. |
Lanius Pulvis
Bojo's School of the Trades
65
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:19:00 -
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Only match I had time for yesterday, ended up in squad with a newbro and someone without comms. I die, find where they are, ask about enemies in the area, and find out a tank is moving in. I spawn in with swarms, round the corner behind him just as my squadmates die, and find myself surrounded by 5 all black suits. I just stopped where I was and let them shoot me...(facepalm)
Not new, just new to you.
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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
701
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:23:00 -
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Always fun to play with my friends.
friend "where'd they go?"
me"dunno" *wanders off
me 15 seconds later"**** **** **** ****, I found them!"
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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SHROOM Headshot
Free Association Industries
8
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:31:00 -
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I spawn in on a ledge above Alpha. Redberrys flooding the area below. Popping off SCR shots from the ledge. Notice I'm only outnumbered 5-1 instead of me-vs-whole team. Took my oppurtunity to hack Alpha. Jumped down charging my SCR. As I land I pop one guys face and rapid fire until overheat at the second guy, all in about 2 seconds. Looked like a scene from an execution. Both guys went down in a matter of seconds, didnt even have time to shoot, limp bodies hung over a rail. I then hacked Alpha after about 3 seconds of awe. |
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Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
2281
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:35:00 -
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SHROOM Headshot wrote:I spawn in on a ledge above Alpha. Redberrys flooding the area below. Popping off SCR shots from the ledge. Notice I'm only outnumbered 5-1 instead of me-vs-whole team. Took my oppurtunity to hack Alpha. Jumped down charging my SCR. As I land I pop one guys face and rapid fire until overheat at the second guy, all in about 2 seconds. Looked like a scene from an execution. Both guys went down in a matter of seconds, didnt even have time to shoot, limp bodies hung over a rail. I then hacked Alpha after about 3 seconds of awe.
I'm not sure you quite understood the meaning of this thread.......
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja.
Forum Warrior level 2
A grunt of STB
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CLONE117
planetary retaliation organisation
487
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:37:00 -
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drove a mlt tank under a building. turned the turret around.
20 redberries facing me with mlt swarms. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
2948
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:37:00 -
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Loading up DUST always happens to be my biggest "Oh damn" moments. |
Aisha Ctarl
0uter.Heaven
Proficiency V.
1810
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:40:00 -
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WOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Scrambler Rifle user since day one - umad?
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Broonfondle Majikthies
Bannana Boat Corp
Relentless Heroes Alliance
477
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:41:00 -
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Spawned in on a CRU
Saw a logi hacking a point
I took my place next to him to help..
..noticed a dark box behind the panel...
"...ah dammit"
[Colours Fade]
[Sky]
[Sky]
[Sky]
[Floor]
..,"where Bylothgar the Ill-postured was made King of the People With No Name But Decent Footwear"
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Ridire Greine
37
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:43:00 -
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Was severly damaged by some AR on the Gallente researc facility, my only option was to run through the underground tunnels around A to escape to the other side, but A was captured by the enemy, and had a lot of enemies.
So I ran as fast as my little Scout feet could take me, weaving through fire, and dodging enemies, and made it out to the other side.
Felt so badass.
Property of Knight SoiaireGäó
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Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
1211
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:43:00 -
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back when hit detection was ****, and sneak up behind a sniper and pull the trigger of my shotty, only for it to miss.
*.....really hated those days..*
yeah.. how about the RE that would "poof" and dissaper on you, after you set them. HA. |
Evolution-7
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
203
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:43:00 -
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Sinboto Simmons wrote:You ever had that moment where you know you're done, that nothing will save you, it's the end of this clone, and the only thing you can think to say at that moment is : oh ****.
Well time to share and compare my fellow immortals, who's got the best story to tell?
Knowing my 1mil+ ds is about to get rammed by a coward.
Veteran Pilot
"Fight on and fly on to the last drop of blood and the last drop of fuel, to the last beat of the heart."
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VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
275
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:44:00 -
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Ridire Greine wrote:Was severly damaged by some AR on the Gallente researc facility, my only option was to run through the underground tunnels around A to escape to the other side, but A was captured by the enemy, and had a lot of enemies. So I ran as fast as my little Scout feet could take me, weaving through fire, and dodging enemies, and made it out to the other side. Felt so badass.
I refer to Sinboto's post...
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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Proud Sniper Scout
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True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
4211
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:45:00 -
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I was sitting parked up inside the complex by B on Fractured road sniping tanks as they crested the hills, I had claimed 2 Maddies, and a Sica.
Next thing I know Two Maddies and a Sica crest the hill.
Suffice to say all I had the time to say was "Oh damn...."
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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Ridire Greine
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:46:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Ridire Greine wrote:Was severly damaged by some AR on the Gallente researc facility, my only option was to run through the underground tunnels around A to escape to the other side, but A was captured by the enemy, and had a lot of enemies. So I ran as fast as my little Scout feet could take me, weaving through fire, and dodging enemies, and made it out to the other side. Felt so badass. I refer to Sinboto's post...
What is the meaning of this thread?
Oh I see, now I get it.
I'll read more closely next time.
Property of Knight SoiaireGäó
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
1234
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:47:00 -
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Moments like this happen all the time when I'm fighting a tank.
But I guess it's my fault for not going in the redline 
Check out my corp's new website here :D
-HAND
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Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
1211
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:48:00 -
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having a bad urge to pee. (drank a few pints that night) and so take cover somewhere and go to bathroom. come back to see a heavy a few feet from me...
*a guy can't pee in peace..*
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VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
275
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:49:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Moments like this happen all the time when I'm fighting a tank. But I guess it's my fault for not going in the redline
I love this post..sooo much 
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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Proud Sniper Scout
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Ridire Greine
37
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:49:00 -
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About to destroy an Uplink, just as I pull the trigger, I see an RE.
Except I cant really say 'Oh damn' its more like, 'Oh da-' *Dead*
Property of Knight SoiaireGäó
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Flix Keptick
Red Star.
EoN.
1308
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:53:00 -
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My tank is in extremely low health and I managed to get in cover. My heart beat starts to slow down untill I heard the horn of death and a halo appearing around me. I didn't even try to run...
That reminds me: everytime I get an orbital dropped on my head
"Please don't"
GÿåForum warrior lvl.1Gÿå
I Support SP Rollover, MAKE IT HAPPEN CCP !!!
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Matticus Monk
Ordus Trismegistus
743
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:53:00 -
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Last night:
Playing cat and mouse around a turret, with a proto red on the other side and me using my passive scanning to keep them exactly on the other side of the turret from me.
Go around to the left, leave a grenade hoping he'll pursue and walk into it.... go around to the right to push him around into my waiting grenade....
He goes for me around the right side instead of going around into the grenade side.... damn, he's got a friend coming up behind him that I didn't detect!!
I panic! Go left, run... escape!! Wait... didn't I leave a grenade over there....? Oh sh-..... BLAM!
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Flix Keptick
Red Star.
EoN.
1308
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:59:00 -
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Any time I am flying a dropship and a wild RDV appears
"Please don't"
GÿåForum warrior lvl.1Gÿå
I Support SP Rollover, MAKE IT HAPPEN CCP !!!
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XANDER KAG
Red Star.
EoN.
521
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Posted - 2013.11.21 20:04:00 -
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By far one of my favorite "Oh ****" moments was when I was in a match outside of a squad. I was tearing the enemy up at A on the skim junction map with the mushroom building. My team was attacking C from the gate and B. I was alone trying to keep the enemy team from flanking us at A. At first it was only noobs in starter fits coming at me trying to escape the firefight at the other gate. But then some adv. and a proto or 2 come at me usually no more than 2 at a time, across both of the bridges.
At some point I knew I was screwed, I had just used up my last Nanohive and was using my final magazines for both my SCR and my SMG. When suddenly I find I am surrounded. My team had lost B and had abandoned me to my fate so they could continue to attack C. I kill 4 more enemies and I run out of ammo.
I decide to try and get to some teammates by going to the entrance closest to B and running down the main road like my life depended on it. With my plan decided, I head out the door and I see not one easy enemy but 5 proto heavies and a proto Caldari logi waiting to ambush me. I barely had time to realize what I saw before they open fire and I am turned into Swiss cheese.
I definitely was going to die, but it was funny how they thought I was enough of a threat with my CRW that they brought that kind of firepower to kill me.
Who says you can't kill in style?
When CCP plays Dust514
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Quill Killian
Better Hide R Die
274
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Posted - 2013.11.21 20:19:00 -
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Hmm. Well, there was a time GÇö or two, or three GÇö where I was fighting a bunch of red dots, only to have one of my MD rounds bounce off a wall and explode in my face ...
"Quill Killian committed suicide"
... and the reds were left to scratch their heads or laugh. Or both. |
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Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
2287
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Posted - 2013.11.22 03:41:00 -
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Quill Killian wrote:Hmm. Well, there was a time GÇö or two, or three GÇö where I was fighting a bunch of red dots, only to have one of my MD rounds bounce off a wall and explode in my face ...
"Quill Killian committed suicide"
... and the reds were left to scratch their heads or laugh. Or both.
I can't tell you how many times I've killed myself with a MD.......mostly because there's no stat tracker for that.
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja.
Forum Warrior level 2
A grunt of STB
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Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
2350
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Posted - 2013.11.25 15:18:00 -
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We should have a tracker for that
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja.
Forum Warrior level 2
A grunt of STB
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IAmDuncanIdaho II
R 0 N 1 N
163
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Posted - 2013.11.25 15:30:00 -
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Heavy! - Run! Back, back down the stairs - quick, drop an RE - get through the door...must get outside...he won't catch me then....HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING...L1 to detonate....where did I leave that other RE? Oh ****. |
Vyuru
Bojo's School of the Trades
24
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Posted - 2013.11.25 15:35:00 -
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I spawn into an Ambush map, look around to get my bearings and I see 1, 2, 3, 4+ red blips start popping like daisies up on my radar as the enemy team spawns in around me.
I look at them, they look at me, I nonchalantly toss a RE on the ground while flirting with a heavy, lord I hope it was a girl, so hard to tell at times. Something I said seemed to anger him/her 'cause the entire team opened up on me.
With my last dying breath I hit my detonation button, my last dying thought as I am flying through the air and as the killfeed shows I committed suicide and 8 or so enemy kills is, "Wheeeeeeeee!!!!" |
steadyhand amarr
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1964
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Posted - 2013.11.25 15:35:00 -
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WWWOOOMMNMM
Me :sigh
Biff biff biff biff biff biff
"my faith is my shield, the empress's light my guide and my fury my sword"
winner of EU squad cup
GOGO power rangers
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Reav Hannari
Red Rock Outriders
1932
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Posted - 2013.11.25 15:45:00 -
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Last night I was covering an outlying objective all by my little lonesome in a repair fit logistics suit with SMG. Definitely not the kind of suit you want to be caught in by an organized squad.
I had killed off one interloper and was chilling out in the basement under the CRU and got bored. I went top side to take a look around and just as I reached the top of the stairs I see a full six man squad maybe 20 meters away running straight at me.
"Oh, crap"
I ran back down and used the CRU for cover. I tore up the first two guys that came down and the rest stayed at the top of the stairs until the match ended. They'd occasionally throw a grenade or shoot some mass driver rounds down but that was it.
So, that "oh, crap" moment turned into a "WTF?" moment. They were scanning like mad and I wasn't dampened. I never did figure out why they just didn't rush me and take everything.
// Logistics / Scout / Dropship Pilot Trainee // https://twitter.com/reesnoturana
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Vulpes Dolosus
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
341
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Posted - 2013.11.25 15:51:00 -
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FIrst time I was killed by a plasma cannon. I just sat in awe of the huge glowing ball of death hurtling right toward my face. The sound it makes is pretty impressive.
Dropship Specialist: AKA Clinically Insane
Kills- Incubus: 2; Pythons: 0; Logistics: 0; Militia: 13; Tanks: 2
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Reav Hannari
Red Rock Outriders
1932
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Posted - 2013.11.25 15:57:00 -
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Nanohives are long gone and my only weapon is a Mass Driver.
*click*
*click* *click* *click*
"Oh, damn." Time to start beating people to death.
// Logistics / Scout / Dropship Pilot Trainee // https://twitter.com/reesnoturana
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Poonmunch
Sanguis Defense Syndicate
568
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Posted - 2013.11.25 15:57:00 -
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Spawned in the MCC and jumped out. I landed on top of one of those ships bringing in a vehicle.
Everything was fine until it flew up and disappeared.
The height was too short for inertia dampeners. This was my "oh, damn" moment.
Splat.
Munch
P.S. If you guys call in a vehicle, please don't do it right under the MCC.
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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Midas Fool
T.R.I.A.D
207
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Posted - 2013.11.25 16:01:00 -
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Ok time to push out of the wall...
*Thwak* Shields 0 Armor 50
Oh da-
*Twack* lolimintheredline Thale's Sniper Rifle Midas Fool
...
Press X to call for help.
For best results press R1 repeatedly. Consult your doctor if your erection persists for more than four hours.
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Kain Spero
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
2252
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Posted - 2013.11.25 16:06:00 -
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In closed beta me and some guys were fighting between C and D on the road in line harvest when a dropship comes barreling out of the redline. It takes a swarm impact and then I hit it with a forge round and it starts to go down fast. Too late me and a bud realize it's coming right for us and the dropship crushes us as it explodes on impact.
Owner of Spero Escrow Services
Follow @KainSpero for Dust and CPM news
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Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
2357
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Posted - 2013.11.25 20:36:00 -
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Bump
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja.
Forum Warrior level 2
A grunt of STB
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