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itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.18 22:51:00 -
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Hello I'm fish and I've opened up a banking service, how does it work you ask? Simple! I work like a bank account, not my account ( I store it somewhere safe) and I note down the ammount and deposit 5% of your ammount into your account on a tri-weekly basis!
You set a date on when youd like to recollect it and vola profit!
Why do this? If your like me then you buy proto suits you can aford putting some away will help you along with making a good deal of profit. Or you keep spending it on vehicles when you know you should be running starter fits.
You can also take out loans, Since there is no player trading to make sure the loan is payed this is How loans will work.
Player negotiates an ammount, player will join an alt corp who's tax will start at 1% player will get position locked in corp till debt is payed, if agreed payment date is passed corp tax will increase by 5% on a daily basis.
Deposit limit at 10 mill( I can't aford paying intrest for you if it's any higher)
Early withdrawal of amount will result in a 25% tax of withdrawn ammount.
contact me if you are intrested. Will edit in more later.
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21yrOld Knight
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Posted - 2013.11.18 23:43:00 -
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I'm sorry i wouldn't invest in this. Your alliance is connected to goonswarm
EVE players-"Ppppph, why do I care about DUST bunnies?"
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Kira Lannister
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.11.18 23:47:00 -
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Something smells...
*puts on shades*
FISHY
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itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.18 23:47:00 -
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This is no way connected to Dios Ex. or The Alliance! Just bored and thought this would make dust more fun =)
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itsmellslikefish
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Posted - 2013.11.18 23:48:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:Something smells... *puts on shades* FISHY
Itsmellslikefish wrote:The only thing that smells fishy about this deal is me!
I came prepared for it!
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
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Posted - 2013.11.18 23:54:00 -
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itsmellslikefish wrote:I note down the amount and deposit 5% of your amount into your account on a tri-weekly basis!
So, you start to turn a profit after 60 weeks?
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
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Posted - 2013.11.18 23:56:00 -
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itsmellslikefish wrote:This is no way connected to Dios Ex. or The Alliance! Just bored and thought this would make dust more fun =)
Don't they always say that?
I just can't see what's in it for you.
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact Cult of War
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:01:00 -
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If i can't trust a guy named "itsmellslikefish" who can you trust?
For the Empire!
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itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:02:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:This is no way connected to Dios Ex. or The Alliance! Just bored and thought this would make dust more fun =) Don't they always say that? I just can't see what's in it for you.
Well the loaning service i'm not to sure about for now but i nip ass on the fees although its a small amount.
The betting service i can take part in too and the banking service allows me to use the money in the bank for further investments. (e.g not that i would but i could hire ringers to get a district and hold it to make the money back)
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itsmellslikefish
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:05:00 -
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Borne Velvalor wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:I note down the amount and deposit 5% of your amount into your account on a tri-weekly basis!
So, you start to turn a profit after 60 weeks?
i admit the interest amount is small, but if business picks up then i'l pump up the percentage.
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Maken Tosch
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:06:00 -
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You can always trust Alex "The Mittani" with not burning the economy... oh wait.
CCP, thank you for hotfixing the knives. But please make sure they're at their full potential in 1.7.
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itsmellslikefish
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:20:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:You can always trust Alex "The Mittani" with not burning the economy... oh wait.
Who's that?
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21yrOld Knight
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:32:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:You can always trust Alex "The Mittani" with not burning the economy... oh wait.
I find it funny that the Top Man alliance is weak in dust but the eve alliance they are connected to is the strongest. Since the goons can't touch. YOUR MAIN MISSION TO DESTROY EVE ISN"T WORKING AND YOUR DUST ALLIANCES IS A PIECE OF CRAP. No offense to top men it just fun to make fun of something so powerful that can't hurt me.
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Zero Notion
Wraith Company
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:34:00 -
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Reminds me of the 'bank' that was started in Eve, with the guy running it stealing all the ISK. |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:49:00 -
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Zero Notion wrote:Reminds me of the 'bank' that was started in Eve, with the guy running it stealing all the ISK. Won't steal, if was going to I'd use an alt. This is my main.
21yrOld Knight wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:You can always trust Alex "The Mittani" with not burning the economy... oh wait. I find it funny that the Top Man alliance is weak in dust but the eve alliance they are connected to is the strongest. Since the goons can't touch. YOUR MAIN MISSION TO DESTROY EVE ISN"T WORKING AND YOUR DUST ALLIANCES IS A PIECE OF CRAP. No offense to top men it just fun to make fun of something so powerful that can't hurt me.
Again nothing to do with the alliances.
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Maken Tosch
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Posted - 2013.11.19 13:00:00 -
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itsmellslikefish wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:You can always trust Alex "The Mittani" with not burning the economy... oh wait. Who's that?
I'll leave these links here for your reading pleasure.
The Mittani's Eve Online Profile https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/The%20Mittani
Someone's Post About the Mittani Going Back to the CSM https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=157038
His Official News Site: http://themittani.com/ http://themittani.com/about
Also:
Burn Jita http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-04-27-ccp-players-attempt-to-destroy-eve-online-economy-is-f-ing-brilliant
Burn Jita 2 http://www.pcgamesn.com/eve/burn-jita-2-turns-eve-onlines-most-populous-system-warzone-again
EDIT: One More Thing
Gallente Ice Interdiction https://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread.php?39504-Goonswarm-Shrugged-The-Gallente-Ice-Interdiction
Hulkageddon V http://hulkageddon5.machine9.net/ https://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread.php?39504-Goonswarm-Shrugged-The-Gallente-Ice-Interdiction
CCP, thank you for hotfixing the knives. But please make sure they're at their full potential in 1.7.
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN.
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Posted - 2013.11.19 13:15:00 -
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I'll bite.
Not on the services, rather the Fish, since I'm hungry.
Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
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Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.19 13:44:00 -
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My banking service is better Fish, mine comes with free cake!
TEST signature please help me think of a better one.
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Dexter307
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.11.19 14:54:00 -
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What if I take a loan and then just leave and never pay it back? |
Sigberct Amni
Goonfeet Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.19 15:02:00 -
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Is there an alliance discount? Also what the heck does gooswarm and the mitani have to do with top men? |
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Kasote Denzara
A Vulture
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Posted - 2013.11.19 15:13:00 -
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EVE players are chuckling right now because they know of that one time.
"I am a mercenary, I do as I need. I'll shed Amarrian blood for the freedom of my Minmitar allies but only for a price."
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Maken Tosch
DUST University Ivy League
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Posted - 2013.11.19 15:40:00 -
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Sigberct Amni wrote:Is there an alliance discount? Also what the heck does gooswarm and the mitani have to do with top men?
Nothing. I was just trying to answer Fish's question about who the Mittani is.
CCP, thank you for hotfixing the knives. But please make sure they're at their full potential in 1.7.
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itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.19 17:18:00 -
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Medic 1879 wrote:My banking service is better Fish, mine comes with free cake!
Lies all lies.
Just the tip?
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itsmellslikefish
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Posted - 2013.11.19 17:21:00 -
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Dexter307 wrote:What if I take a loan and then just leave and never pay it back?
Read the fees and fine print part, if you don't msg me at least 12 hours after the date that you're supposed to collect, I keep it.
Just the tip?
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itsmellslikefish
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Posted - 2013.11.19 17:23:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:You can always trust Alex "The Mittani" with not burning the economy... oh wait. Who's that? I'll leave these links here for your reading pleasure.
I'm just up all night to get Loki man.
Just the tip?
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21yrOld Knight
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Posted - 2013.11.19 22:41:00 -
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Lol i love how off topic this went.
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Maken Tosch
DUST University Ivy League
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Posted - 2013.11.19 23:02:00 -
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21yrOld Knight wrote:Lol i love how off topic this went.
Technically, we didn't go off topic. The Goons have been known to setup scams of a different kind.
CCP, thank you for hotfixing the knives. But please make sure they're at their full potential in 1.7.
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Dust2Dust. Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.19 23:20:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:21yrOld Knight wrote:Lol i love how off topic this went. Technically, we didn't go off topic. The Goons have been known to setup scams of a different kind.
And that's why we love them
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OmniMerc
Kinsho Swords Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.11.19 23:29:00 -
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Hello I am a Open beta vet (First time on this forums ) I am a tank Driver that desperatly needs a loan. Ive already burned through my 100M do isk i got when uprising hit, trying to find a good tank fit, and ive finally found it but the problem, is that ive tried it twice and it kicks ass but right now im broke and those tanks are a little bit expensive
Im Willing to do anything but a need a big loan, and dont worry i am a pretty active player (and pretty good tanker) so i will be able to repay you really fast (1 week or 2 depending on how big the loan is) Please Tell me if you could lend me some ISK, please i really really really need it
And if it were possible i would like to use my alts account to pay , because i dont want to ruin my corp record :D but id there is no other option it will use my main (this one)
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itsmellslikefish
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Posted - 2013.11.20 04:39:00 -
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OmniMerc wrote:Hello I am a Open beta vet (First time on this forums ) I am a tank Driver that desperatly needs a loan. Ive already burned through my 100M do isk i got when uprising hit, trying to find a good tank fit, and ive finally found it but the problem, is that ive tried it twice and it kicks ass but right now im broke and those tanks are a little bit expensive
Im Willing to do anything but a need a big loan, and dont worry i am a pretty active player (and pretty good tanker) so i will be able to repay you really fast (1 week or 2 depending on how big the loan is) Please Tell me if you could lend me some ISK, please i really really really need it
And if it were possible i would like to use my alts account to pay , because i dont want to ruin my corp record :D but id there is no other option it will use my main (this one)
Thanks OmniMerc
No Alts. Loan system is sketchy and still in progress. I'm going to do a background check on this toon, send me an in-game message telling me:
How much you need Why you need it (better be a good reason, profitable) When you can repay it
Just the tip?
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itsmellslikefish
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Posted - 2013.11.24 11:08:00 -
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bump for a new business.
Just the tip?
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BuTtHuRtPEepZ
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Posted - 2014.01.02 18:48:00 -
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HAHA man this is awesome! I wanted to start a banking business of my own but I couldnt figure out how to profit. Its too bad daily isk is not dependent on the amount you are holding (ie. 1% of current isk) |
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