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itsmellslikefish
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Posted - 2013.11.18 22:51:00 -
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Hello I'm fish and I've opened up a banking service, how does it work you ask? Simple! I work like a bank account, not my account ( I store it somewhere safe) and I note down the ammount and deposit 5% of your ammount into your account on a tri-weekly basis!
You set a date on when youd like to recollect it and vola profit!
Why do this?
If your like me then you buy proto suits you can aford putting some away will help you along with making a good deal of profit.
Or you keep spending it on vehicles when you know you should be running starter fits.
You can also take out loans,
Since there is no player trading to make sure the loan is payed this is How loans will work.
Player negotiates an ammount, player will join an alt corp who's tax will start at 1% player will get position locked in corp till debt is payed, if agreed payment date is passed corp tax will increase by 5% on a daily basis.
Deposit limit at 10 mill( I can't aford paying intrest for you if it's any higher)
Early withdrawal of amount will result in a 25% tax of withdrawn ammount.
contact me if you are intrested. Will edit in more later.
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Posted - 2013.11.18 23:47:00 -
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This is no way connected to Dios Ex. or The Alliance!
Just bored and thought this would make dust more fun =)
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Posted - 2013.11.18 23:48:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote: Something smells... *puts on shades*  FISHY
Itsmellslikefish wrote:The only thing that smells fishy about this deal is me!
I came prepared for it!
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:02:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:This is no way connected to Dios Ex. or The Alliance!
Just bored and thought this would make dust more fun =) Don't they always say that?  I just can't see what's in it for you.
Well the loaning service i'm not to sure about for now but i nip ass on the fees although its a small amount.
The betting service i can take part in too and the banking service allows me to use the money in the bank for further investments. (e.g not that i would but i could hire ringers to get a district and hold it to make the money back)
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:05:00 -
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Borne Velvalor wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:I note down the amount and deposit 5% of your amount into your account on a tri-weekly basis!
So, you start to turn a profit after 60 weeks?
i admit the interest amount is small, but if business picks up then i'l pump up the percentage.
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:20:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:You can always trust Alex "The Mittani" with not burning the economy... oh wait.
Who's that?
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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:49:00 -
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Zero Notion wrote:Reminds me of the 'bank' that was started in Eve, with the guy running it stealing all the ISK.
Won't steal, if was going to I'd use an alt. This is my main.
21yrOld Knight wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:You can always trust Alex "The Mittani" with not burning the economy... oh wait. I find it funny that the Top Man alliance is weak in dust but the eve alliance they are connected to is the strongest. Since the goons can't touch. YOUR MAIN MISSION TO DESTROY EVE ISN"T WORKING AND YOUR DUST ALLIANCES IS A PIECE OF CRAP. No offense to top men it just fun to make fun of something so powerful that can't hurt me.
Again nothing to do with the alliances.
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Posted - 2013.11.19 17:18:00 -
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Medic 1879 wrote:My banking service is better Fish, mine comes with free cake!
Lies all lies.
Just the tip?
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Posted - 2013.11.19 17:21:00 -
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Dexter307 wrote:What if I take a loan and then just leave and never pay it back?
Read the fees and fine print part, if you don't msg me at least 12 hours after the date that you're supposed to collect, I keep it.
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Posted - 2013.11.19 17:23:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:You can always trust Alex "The Mittani" with not burning the economy... oh wait. Who's that? I'll leave these links here for your reading pleasure.
I'm just up all night to get Loki man.
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Posted - 2013.11.20 04:39:00 -
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OmniMerc wrote:Hello
I am a Open beta vet (First time on this forums )
I am a tank Driver that desperatly needs a loan. Ive already burned through my 100M do isk i got when uprising hit, trying to find a good tank fit, and ive finally found it but the problem, is that ive tried it twice and it kicks ass but right now im broke and those tanks are a little bit expensive
Im Willing to do anything but a need a big loan, and dont worry i am a pretty active player (and pretty good tanker) so i will be able to repay you really fast (1 week or 2 depending on how big the loan is)
Please Tell me if you could lend me some ISK, please i really really really need it
And if it were possible i would like to use my alts account to pay , because i dont want to ruin my corp record :D
but id there is no other option it will use my main (this one)
Thanks
OmniMerc
No Alts. Loan system is sketchy and still in progress.
I'm going to do a background check on this toon, send me an in-game message telling me:
How much you need
Why you need it (better be a good reason, profitable)
When you can repay it
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Posted - 2013.11.24 11:08:00 -
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bump for a new business.
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