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Posted - 2013.11.18 02:54:00 -
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Code Name: Cheap Evil Bastard
Militia Amarr Heavy Frame
Militia Forge Gun
Toxin SMG
Militia Locus Grenades
Militia Shield Recharger
Militia Armor Repairer
600 Shield
450 Armor
Total Cost, 2,470 ISK
What do I love about this fit, pretty much everything. For starters it can one shot kill all but the most tanked out heavies, and even then it leaves them in bad shape. On one of the first games I tested it out I ended up forge sniping 11 clones in an ambush match while on the ground and got some nice fan mail for my efforts. Since then I have never had much trouble against anything, except the occasional well fitted tank.
Another thing I love about this fit is, you can't not make money with this thing. Generally I would have to die 70 times in a match to go ISK negative. That means if you were in a stacked 50 clone ambush against Teamplayers and Nyain San with just yourself, you're going to make some money and maybe take down quite a few if you're aim is good enough.
There is also, ahem, the nature of it being the best trolling fit I have come across, as nothing makes someone who takes the game too seriously rage harder than having their expensive suit gunned down by a Militia Forge Gun wielded by a Militia Heavy. In fact, one of my acquaintances demonstrated this by getting shot in the back after clearing the top of a building. In the tirades that followed I was inspired to create this suit so I could extract more precious tears for myself. Also, like every other trucker I have experienced many times where a teammate has hopped into my LAV and refused to get out. Now combine this suit with a free LAV and I have the option to drive us both into the redline and commit suicide without feeling any pain in my wallet.
This fit has more freedom and is easily the most fun I've had out of any that I've used. Because it's so darn cheap and effective, crazy strategies become viable where they would make you go broke on more expensive suits. Stuff like sneaking up behind snipers and giving them a hug with a grenade in one hand or charging into a group of enemies just to hit one with a forge shot. In short, enables a level of expression not found on others and a welcome break from the monotony of grinding SP.
If that doesn't work for you, just check out a realistic illustration of what it's like to use the Cheap Evil Bastard fit for yourself.
http://imgur.com/W0NZsng |