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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.11.11 15:53:00 -
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Upon a payment of 1,000,000 ISK to my account, I will answer within 24 hours to one problematic of yours via one single in-game mail exchange. No refunds. Satisfaction not garanteed.
Disclaimer: This service has no medical value. Any content obtained with this service should not be construed nor is intended to be used for medical diagnosis or treatment.
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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bunnywink
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:01:00 -
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What are your credentials? |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:05:00 -
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Why... on the walls of my office at the Greedy Bastards Headquarters, of course!
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:11:00 -
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...I have a basket of kitten on my desk for stress-relieving my patients.
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:12:00 -
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...and a Taco Stand.
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:12:00 -
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I keep Bacon in my drawers
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
4104
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:45:00 -
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this man is a charlatan, i was rummaging through his drawers and there was no bacon!!!!!
Burn Him!!! Drive him out!!!
Lv 4 forum warrior
Bringer of Bacon
Knight of AMV's
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can't play dust
Lazy Bunglers
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:54:00 -
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I will answer all those embarrassing questions on the terms mentioned in OP. Except, ISK deposit being unnecessary...
Lazy Bunglers open for bussiness: 90%,+ISK
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:55:00 -
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can't play dust wrote:I will answer all those embarrassing questions on the terms mentioned in OP. Except, ISK deposit being unnecessary...
I hate you
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Hate Lord
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2424
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:57:00 -
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gbghg wrote:this man is a charlatan, i was rummaging through his drawers and there was no bacon!!!!!
Burn Him!!! Drive him out!!!
Eeeeh... My office is on the second floor... That was the janitor closet. Now if you could leave quietly before I get the drones out...
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:58:00 -
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can't play dust wrote:I will answer all those embarrassing questions on the terms mentioned in OP. Except, ISK deposit being unnecessary...
You don't possess my "expertise" to skillfully dispense that service the way it is intended, thank you.
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
141
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Posted - 2013.11.11 21:01:00 -
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This man is unqualified, where is his degree of insanity?...NEVER TRUST A SANE MAN! or a liar of bacon! WHY IS THE BACON ALWAYS GONE!?
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
i should make an Everything Nixon Corp
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2424
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Posted - 2013.11.11 21:23:00 -
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[opens drawer]
Here, take these pills. They are bacon-flavored.
The voices and the bad thoughts will just melt away...
[eases VAHZZ on a long chair]
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
143
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Posted - 2013.11.11 21:34:00 -
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You sir, will burn in madness and the monsters of insanity will rip at your mind like a thousand Forge Gun balls of light. The voices tell me of your fate. And there is no chimichangas in it for you. OR BACON!
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
i should make an Everything Nixon Corp
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2424
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Posted - 2013.11.11 21:43:00 -
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[subtle hand signal to a concealed medical drone equipped with a big injector]
Now now, Mr. VAHZZ would you please stand still one second?...
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
4107
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:26:00 -
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Anarchide wrote:gbghg wrote:this man is a charlatan, i was rummaging through his drawers and there was no bacon!!!!!
Burn Him!!! Drive him out!!! Eeeeh... My office is on the second floor... That was the janitor closet. Now if you could leave quietly before I get the drones out...
dude, i thought that was the janitors closet, it looked awful, there were cobwebs in the corners, dirt on the floor, it looked a mess dude, the room you claim is the janitor's closet however looked really good, some nice couches, some mood music, it looked pretty nice.
Lv 4 forum warrior
Bringer of Bacon
Knight of AMV's
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2424
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:42:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Anarchide wrote:gbghg wrote:this man is a charlatan, i was rummaging through his drawers and there was no bacon!!!!!
Burn Him!!! Drive him out!!! Eeeeh... My office is on the second floor... That was the janitor closet. Now if you could leave quietly before I get the drones out... dude, i thought that was the janitors closet, it looked awful, there were cobwebs in the corners, dirt on the floor, it looked a mess dude, the room you claim is the janitor's closet however looked really good, some nice couches, some mood music, it looked pretty nice.
Cleanliness is very important to us
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2424
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:45:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:This man is unqualified, where is his degree of insanity?...NEVER TRUST A SANE MAN! or a liar of bacon! WHY IS THE BACON ALWAYS GONE!?
[Whispers to the ear of a now passive and heavily sedated VAHZZ]
...You obviously haven't dwelved deep enough on these Forums...
[leaves with a maniacal laughter]
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
4107
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:14:00 -
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Anarchide wrote:gbghg wrote:Anarchide wrote:gbghg wrote:this man is a charlatan, i was rummaging through his drawers and there was no bacon!!!!!
Burn Him!!! Drive him out!!! Eeeeh... My office is on the second floor... That was the janitor closet. Now if you could leave quietly before I get the drones out... dude, i thought that was the janitors closet, it looked awful, there were cobwebs in the corners, dirt on the floor, it looked a mess dude, the room you claim is the janitor's closet however looked really good, some nice couches, some mood music, it looked pretty nice. Cleanliness is very important to us. By the way, this is how we detract spies and thieves. nobody checks in what looks like to be a "janitor closet"!
this trickery annoys me, i'm gonna blow this place up as a coping measure. *starts planting RE's*
Lv 4 forum warrior
Bringer of Bacon
Knight of AMV's
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VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:31:00 -
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Anarchide wrote:VAHZZ wrote:This man is unqualified, where is his degree of insanity?...NEVER TRUST A SANE MAN! or a liar of bacon! WHY IS THE BACON ALWAYS GONE!? [ Whispers to the ear of a now passive and heavily sedated VAHZZ] ...You obviously haven't dwelved deep enough on these Forums... [ leaves with a maniacal laughter]
You obviously never met some insane...INSANITY SHALL NEVER BE DOWN! FREEDOM! *jumps out window*
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
i should make an Everything Nixon Corp
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TunRa
New Age Pirates
214
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:12:00 -
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If I pay you will you tell me why white stuff comes out of my PP when I'm excited?
Is this where I write the signature? No?
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2424
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Posted - 2013.11.12 01:07:00 -
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Unfortunately, I would be much obliged.
Level 2 Forum Warrior
Hate Lord
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.11.12 15:42:00 -
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Please don't
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