InsertCoinHere wrote:The GÇ£Chronicles of CoinGÇ¥
Episode 1/Log entry 1
I slowly open my eyes, my ears are ringing, I come to my senses and realize how lucky I am to have survived the grenade just thrown at me. As my suit is recharging and the smoke clears, I see a shadow approaching. I raise my Duvolle to take aim when I hear an all familiar voice say GÇ£Coin! Get your azz over here and gimme them scans!GÇ¥ IGÇÖm on the way Blitz, I reply, and pull my proto scanner out for a quick sweep.
GÇ£IGÇÖve picked up a squad heading toward the platformGÇ¥, 10-4 Bllitz replies GÇ£Coin! Drop an uplink and setup shop!GÇ¥ I climb up the ladder and setup links and hives on top of the platform as instructed when I see a shotgun scout approaching me and IGÇÖm thinking, well it was fun while it lasted, he gets a shot off on me then I see his body ripped in half and fall off the side of the platform in two pieces and IGÇÖm checking my visor HUD going wtf. I turn around and I see Crimson smiling at me. GÇ£Whats up scrub he says, looks like you needed some backup.GÇ¥
Before I can thank him two more enemies approach from the ladder and are instantly melted by a laser from halfway across the pipeline and instantly I know it was Green Living covering my six. I scan again and update the squad, GÇ£They are on top of Charlie guys.GÇ¥ I instantly see a white flash from a forge take out a sniper and hear Watermelon chuckle.
The HUD suddenly lights up with a message GǣOrbital Authorized.Gǥ Blitz gets on comms and replies, GǣCoin you have squad lead!Gǥ I quickly scan Charlie again and see a cluster of enemies pouring out an uplink up top. I drop the OB and watch the kill feed, InsertCoinHere, InsertCoinHere, InsertCoinHere, etcGǪ.. Victory!
I take a deep breath and thank the guys for a job well done. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice come over the comms, broken English, he says F*** you Coin LFS, ItGÇÖs my old friend Rexero. 10-4 I reply, smiling as I load another dropsuit up. I canGÇÖt help thinking to myself, Dang I love my Corp!!
End Log Entry 1
Im better than you. Your name sucks and you left out the part in the story where you get rolled solo so you hide behind your squad. Gerbal nutz.